I signed a bunch of "sirbutlust (age 31)series three autographed baseball cards". buy yours now before theyre all gone, only 34 left. Be sure to ask about my new series IV (age 32) cards, Cardboard cutout sirbutlust shelve figure (like a statue but really 2D and cheap), and artwork that may be for sale. Send me a message inquiring about all your sirbutlust merchandise needs.
I also have been featured in various crappy periodicals and have done advertising design. Below is a flyer i did for my friends at the great charity "music feeds people".
behold my masterful skill on photoshop.
Music
I think most music is stupid. This makes people think im stupid. they are ignorant. If i had to recommend three albums it would be Fe ar Factor y "archetype", Static- X "wisconsin deth trip" and Ki11switch en gage "end of heart ache". listen to them and then you wont ever care to know what i listen to agian. Note i spelled band names wrong. this is to keep myspace from recognizing this and posting ads for cellphone ringtones from these bands instead of my usual "hook up with a chic right now" ads i love so much.
Movies
I think most movies suck. This makes people think i suck. They are ignorant. I enjoy Sci-fi b rated horror flicks. I watch Con Air anytime i notice its on tv for some reason. dont talk to me about movies.
Television
simpsons/ southpark/24/
reno 911/Dirty Jobs/ Man Vs Wild (till later episodes were he goes on unneccassary animal killing sprees for food/ survivorman/A haunting (canceled)/ Fear Itself (cancelled)/
beetlejuice the cartoon(cancelled and still not on DVD)/Night Visions (Cancelled), Fact or Fiction (with the star trek bearded guy and Cancelled)/ Twilight Zone (only on new years and july 4th marathons), Hells Kitchen (sorry its reality kinda but i got hooked trying to find out what rizzato is and i still dont know)
I hate reality shows (except ghost hunters but they dont talk about each other in a interview room or discuss feelings so its okay). there is some show called "real housewives of new jersey" coming on soon. I just learned its about bitches that live in the rich town of spoiled brats i went to high school in and the next town over from where i live. I hate my neighbors enough and this show would only make me go over the top so i cant watch it.
Books
go dog go/
the monster at the end of this book (staring grover)/
the berserstien bears go camping/
light in the attic/
joy of sex/
how to win friends and influence people (havent read yet)
Heroes
Sirbutlust's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Networking
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
new jersey
Body type:
6' 1" / Average
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Other
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
Children:
Undecided
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Make stuff
Sirbutlust's Schools
Ramapo College Of New Jersey
Mahwah, NJ
Graduated: N/A
Degree: None
Major: went to drink beer at partys
Minor: beer pong (they call it "thed")
Clubs: some frat i drank beer at.
Ramapo High
Franklin Lakes, NJ
Graduated: N/A
Degree: High School Diploma
1950 to 2010
Sirbutlust's Companies
sirbutlust incorperated new jersey US ceo autograph sales/tshirts
Sirbutlust i want to go home. im outside DC on a island of hotel strips, and yuppie stores that are getting ready for disneys arrival. its super creepy. i miss NJ and cats Posted at 5:54 AM Nov 22 view more
I use this site to save my rotten.com’s daily rotten news comments and artwork so i can enjoy them for future years to come. Perhaps one day, when i am autopsied and people with any sense of creativity are obselete, they will study my odd shaped brain and college kids will have classes reading my blogs and debate weather i was creative or just insane.
Also should you be inclined, feel free to vote for me for president in 2012 as the other two will be duds. Heres a overview of my policies id like to put in place that ive mentioned in some of my blogs...
No parking lots for bars, or windows or doors. Instead access will be granted by a series of tubes that people will enter like those futurama tubes and be sucked to and from the bar, eliminating drunk driving. Useless welfare recieving fat people will get jobs being sucked to and from within the tubes cleaning the insides of the tubes with there massive body frames in case riding the tubes makes drunks vomit on the tubes.
Kids are getting lazier, stupider, more spoiled, and fatter. My program "kids with tools" for kids will be to have them work in labor camps after school from ages 5-25. Work will depend on how smart they are and how old. Students will find it harder to take up drugs, smoking, drinking, and getting pregnate if they spend all day in school and then digging new sewer ditches. This will also cause them to miss the yearly "kids with tools motavational parade of marching" (KWTMPOM) which will feature fine russian like music, dreary floats and lots of grey uniforms with funny hats with marching.
I will put tax dollers to work to make this gaget that will make all humans sterile. the implant will go in the right upper leg and prevent sperm or eggs from beign fertile and productive until the person takes a test to deactivate it at a parental resorce center. (like the DMV just called the PRC, but there will be the same long lines and ugly smelly people). at a young age all male and females will be required to recieve this implant. at 16 they will take a class in sex ed on parenting. if they pass this will be noted on the permentant record. after they are married they will be put on a two year waiting list to have there implants removed. this will give them time to live to gether and weed out the quick divorcees. this will also weed out the need for just about everytype of abortions except for maybe if the mothers life is in danger. abortion doctors will be freed up of work and be required to be clerks at PRC centers. welfare will be drastically reduced. alchol and drug addicts will not procreate due to laziness to take the test to remove the implant. stupid people wont have kids becuase the directions to the PRC will require some intelligence and problem solving skills. and in my secret corrupt money making agenda i will sell the technology to the fbi for them to use the implants as tracking devices. everyone wins!
Fixing the iraq problem. (in play form)
president sirbutlust to iran- "hey iran, iraq called you a bunch of wussies who wear out of date colored burkas and smell bad"
Iran - "they did!?!"
president sirbutlust "hey iraq, iran says your a bunch of morons who look like poop heads and coulndt fire a gun if you wanted too"
Iraq- "they said what?"
irag and iran fight each ohter in a long war that usa stays out of and just watches from afar. everyone is happy, problme solved.
SEEMS TO (oops cap button) seems to me that anyone who drowns themselves in a river with the word pot in it (Potomac) could be accused of trying to get stoned. Now then what makes anyone think that the cops aren't even in the rivers with walkietalkies and stuff? They cold be hiding behind fossils and things with handcuffs waiting for sharks to swim by.And by sharks I mean loan sharks. Actually I never knew sharks had enough dough stashed to pull outta their fin to loan people. Ever wonder where these sharks get all this money? I think they have robbed the seahorses myself. They wouldn't dare rob electric eels so what is left? oops I'm getting carried away here with my observations so gotta go and read things and see what I can protest cause I'm good at it. Later gator and the beat goes on
of course I ask you to forgive the Chinese googledygoop turky scratchin or whatever that is that flashes over the screen as he sings. I somehow got it on the video when I was googling ho chee dung..its a total accident like only I can do, ya so just ignore it. Listen to the music and watch your road I may be pulling up in your neck of the woods with that ride. Good music great beat great entertainer even tho I think he went to jail at one time, but I have been there too so its not all that bad plus left my grafitti on the wall (some cold cheerios with a rotten banananana)
heyyy how you be good i hope uve been MIA late whats up hows you ? hows Kristen? i was gonna add her to my new myspace but i dont know her email.. either way i hope and pray your doing well miss ya rants and stories! :( i try to get on the daily from time to time and myspace too its school that seems to be in the way.. ehh owell i guess itl all pay off in the end! :) you take care!
o m heavenly heaves..noone has commemted since me so once again i hope my comment was not too overy horrid as to make others faint. Now then here is a surprising fact that I figure would either bring a smile or make everyone insist you trash me as a friend, ya. There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex and he would last longer. One day as 5 o'clock rolls around, he gets a call from his wife who says she's very horny. On his way home, he remembers what the doctor said and decides to jerk it before he gets home. He thinks, "Well, I can't do it in the car, but if I get under it I can pretend I'm fixing my car." So he gets under the car, closes his eyes, and starts jerkin it. A few minutes later, there's a tug at his pants leg. In order to keep the image of his beautiful wife, he doesn't open his eyes, but just hollars, "Yeah?" "I'm Officer Brown. What are you doing down there?" "Well, officer, I'm checking my axle; I think it's come lose." "Well, mister, while you're down there, you might wanna check your brakes; your car's 2 blocks down the road crashed into a tree." Story is this happened somewhere in Britain. Could it be??????? naw....
and of course I never meant to offend anyone of your friends because this was sent to me in all reality and it was actually DIRECTED towards me to which I took no offense myself. So if I offend anyone I of course apologize cayse I am from a true nomad and a mixture of many races and that is why it was directed towards me in the first place. So now I have done my duty in apologizing just in case anyone took me wrong, yaya
Below is a top secret question that Abomba posed to me in the middle of the night on our secret encoded cell phones, ya. He told me to tell only the most important friends of mine as it is so top quality so I chose you and Godess and Cain and Lucan do not..I repeat, do not let anyone else know this cause I may get throwed in the clink one more time. (gawd I hate bars..I see them in my sleep) so anyways here is the question...
Did You Know that the words race car spelled backward says race car.
Did you know that 'eat' is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense ate.
And
Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells out:
"Fuck off and go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, yardape producing, violent, non-English speaking cocksuckers and take those hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat fucking, smelly rag head bastards with you."
I just noticed that the comment left by my roommate just before yours has a cartoon.....this looks like A Sirbutlust original....but the signature is illegible....hmmmmm and I cannot seem to find it in "your"drawings anywhere...ummmmm "thank you"....for the "thank you"....was it from a blog post????...it involved seltzer water spritzers,acid,a clown with melted flesh and the bad dude from "Sonic the hedge-hog game";wearing the skull shirt from the Punisher Movie(s).....kinda sucks when they actually "remake" a "remake"...sorry....but it seriously pissed me off.....ummmm the movie stufff not the cartoon...ok end of transmission.
i REALize I am late about these things and apologize however dont let that keep you from still reading my subliminal messAGEs because they are for your own good, ya.
happy birthday man to the best artISt on my space, FOREVER your friend, gypsy
ola sbl! hows u? good i supose. sorry ive missed a few of ur wonderfull writeings of esquisit lititure but im always mobile and i forgett to check the "activity" thing , again thanks for ur stories, ramblings and just the down right harsh truth about life.. lol rock on and take care!
i always seem toforget that leaving blogg comments arnt really considered comments on you space and im always looking forward to your adventures in mikeland but i keep forgetting to leave you a real comment so hear ya go a real comment! if i dont leave you a real comment chances is because i left a blogg comment! ; :oD
I signed a bunch of "sirbutlust (age 31)series three autographed baseball cards". buy yours now before theyre all gone, only 34 left. Be sure to ask about my new series IV (age 32) cards, Cardboard cutout sirbutlust shelve figure (like a statue but really 2D and cheap), and artwork that may be for sale. Send me a message inquiring about all your sirbutlust merchandise needs.
I also have been featured in various crappy periodicals and have done advertising design. Below is a flyer i did for my friends at the great charity "music feeds people".
behold my masterful skill on photoshop.
