Chris

www.myspace.com/sirchuggles
  • Chris Taylor

  • 26 / Male
  • Roanoke, Virginia, US
  • Last Login: 10/22/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Take any random verb, add the suffix "-ing", and voila, you've got my life and what I like to do in a nutshell. Note: some rules and regulations may apply. "Chris" may not be suitable for all people. Please consult your health physician before administering.
  • Music

    Outkast, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Modest Mouse, Richard Cheese, Musiq, Franz Ferdinand, Weezer, The Roots, Arcade Fire, movie soundtracks and ANYTHING from the 80's(three cheers for Cheap Trick and Journey)
  • Movies

    Duck Soup, Fight Club, Coming to America, Blazing Saddles, Dawn of the Dead('78 version), Kill Bill, Trading Places, Se7en, The Usual Suspects, The Godfather Trilogy, Hot Fuzz, The Sting, The Seven Samurai, Unbreakable, Office Space....oh, how the list goes on.
  • Television

    Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Good Eats, Dirty Jobs, Seinfeld, Scrubs, Iron Chef America, The Office
  • Books

    -1984 -The Zombie Survival Guide -Animal Farm -Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas -Under a Black Flag -Oh The Places You Will Go -If Chins Could Kill -How to Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way -The Godfather

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Culpeper
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 4" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Insurance Processor

Schools

  • Radford University

    • Radford, VIRGINIA
    • Graduated: 2005
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Business Administration
    2001 to 2005
  • Culpeper County High

    • Culpeper,Virginia
    • Graduated: 2001
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: FBLA
    1997 to 2001

Companies

  • Allstate

    • Roanoke, Virginia US
    • FL/JA/NY BDE Office Ninja
    July 2005 to current
  • Food Lion

    • Culpeper, VA US
    • Bagger, Cashier, Produce, Trainer
    June 2000 - January 2005
  • Montgomery County Human Resources

    • Christiansburg, VA US
    • Intern/Do It All of the HR Department
    January 2005 - April 2005

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Blurbs

About me:

College graduate living the life of singledom(which, yes, I know, is not an actual word) in Roanoke, VA. The nutshell explanation: I should only be used as directed. I work for "The Man". Critique me over the program known affectionately as "AIM" at chrisdoug56. I wholeheartedly endorse going to SeriouslyGuys as much as you can....in an incredibly biased way.

Who I'd like to meet:

Crap, it's gotta be in the 'that kind of person' style, right? Ok, now there's no such thing as a "perfect girl", nor is there a "perfect guy"(and all the feminists rejoice when I say that). So where am I going with this? Just give me a girl who's friendly....has a kick-ass personality....and most of all, doesn't mind a little bit of sarcastic humor, nor does she mind to poke a little fun at me. Place in a preheated oven at 450 degrees Farenheit for ~20 minutes, then let chill in a refrigerator for 2 hours. Serves for 2. Voila.

Comments

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  • Aug 19 2009 5:25 PM

    FRIDAY!

    @PLAZA BOWL
    w/ how i became the bomb

    ALL AGES

    8:00

    WE RETURN ON A PEGASUS OF GLORY

    JOIN US
  • Apr 23 2009 6:15 PM

    Why did i know you would have the new layout LOL...... i tried it and had things so f'd up....i gave up.
    Story of my life =p
  • Mar 30 2009 7:08 PM

    I do still enjoy the odd tune or two... .why do you ask... ??
  • Jan 3 2009 12:19 AM

    thank you very much!!!
  • Dec 24 2008 7:05 PM

    Happy Birthday to you too Chris! ha
  • Dec 23 2008 4:22 PM

    Oh and MERRY CHRISTMAS DAMMIT!!!
  • Dec 23 2008 4:21 PM

    Yes... Titans Rule... my brother lives in Texas now...he asked me if i wanted a Tony Romo Jersey for Christamas...i almost passed out from the laughter...silly silly brother.
  • Nov 27 2008 5:04 PM

  • Oct 30 2008 9:10 PM

    AHHH I see the words food preparation!! What ya cookin?
  • Oct 28 2008 7:51 PM

    I require proof of said rare blood type before your excuse is granted.
  • Oct 28 2008 7:43 PM

    I can safely say that there are ppl near and dear to me who would not understand the commitment behind a "Jeff Fisher" tattoo...and in saying that...so when are you getting yours =p
  • Oct 28 2008 5:49 PM

    My my my...now how far did you have to reach back for that comment, 5-6 years? more? Weak argument my friend...weak as water !!! That was how i chose the team, my "team spirit" has never faultered, i have never doubted.... dont try and cover your moments of weakness by pointing lame fingers elsewhere !!!! =p
  • Oct 28 2008 2:24 PM

    YOU sir cast a shadow of doubt upon the golden team. Anymore outburst....and your memebership card WILL be revoked and you will be forced to be a Lions fan for eternity!!!
  • Oct 27 2008 4:39 PM

    zomg !!!! You have spoken words of doubt !!!! *prays*Please football Gods, forgive Christopher for his moment of weakness he didnt mean it" ...... You must get UP from your desk, run around it three times, spin in your chair twice and say Forgive me Football Gods, Forgive me.... cause if they lose, it will be on YOUR head!!!!
  • Sep 26 2008 1:41 AM

    Whats this about good food and great fun in your neck of the woods?
  • Sep 19 2008 9:18 PM

    Yes...we will steal their women and rape their cows....hold on a minute....
  • Sep 19 2008 1:53 PM

    Thanks! I'm up & at em. Gettin ready to knock um dead. Keep yo fingers crossed. Arrrr.
  • Sep 19 2008 3:23 AM

    that was sooo sweet.
    thank you!!
  • Sep 15 2008 1:37 PM

    I think we have fallen into a parrallel universe, where the Titans have turned into the Colts and the Colts have turned into the Titans...... zomg, run for your life!!!!!!
  • Sep 10 2008 9:34 PM

    Hey dude, how's it going?
  • Sep 8 2008 1:39 PM

    Start printing up the T-Shirts now... =)

    And, as an aside.... my Tommy, ouch!!! =(
  • Aug 23 2008 6:50 PM

    Better late than never, isn't that what they say? Whoever They are.
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS TAYLOR!
  • Aug 22 2008 4:18 PM

    Happy B-Day Chugs
  • Aug 21 2008 4:18 PM

    Happy Birthday Christopher....yes I know im a day late... long story lol.......let me know when the class of 4th graders shows up at your door with your "present" =p

    HUGS!!
  • Aug 20 2008 9:23 PM