At 1:40 PM, at the main branch of the New York Public Library on 5th Avenue, ten people witnessed a free-floating, full-torso, vaporous apparition! It blew books off shelves from twenty feet away and scared the socks off of some poor librarian!
Male
34 years old
OAKLAND, California
United States
Film acting, rock n' roll, Bull Terriers, old movies, sweet soul music, Donald Duck, not punk, writing lyrics, singing, producing records, The Red Sox, my fuckin' hair, dry comedy, mixed drinks, goddamn romance and Alice The Cat.
Music
Ink Spots, Etta James, Sparks, Yoko Ono, QUEEN, CCR, Roky Erickson, Kinks, AC/DC, Ramones, Tom Lehrer, ELO, Buzzcocks, Talking Heads, Thin Lizzy, Green Day, Fleshies, Black Sabbath, Cocksparrer, New York Dolls, B-52's, Christina Aguilera, Smoking Popes, Syd Barrett, Modern Lovers, Ol' Dirty, Undertones, Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, Reagan Youth, Otis Redding, Run DMC, Linda Ronstadt, Ween, TMBG, Jim Croce, Adam Croce, Sexy, Hickey, Motorhead, Dean Martin, Op Ivy, Pixies, Acts Of Sedition, Edwin Starr, The Muffs, Beach Boys, Dead Kennedys, Randy Newman and Huey Fuckin' Lewis.
Movies
Paths Of Glory, Chinatown, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Dr. Strangelove, The Mosquito Coast, The Passenger, Shot In The Dark, Cry Baby, Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon, Three Amigos, Shaun Of The Dead, The Jerk, The Big Lebowski, Pootie Tang.
Television
... is for me to poop on.
Books
Hand Gunning Magazine. Albert Camus. That is all.
Heroes
Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria, Gary Oldman, Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy, Lemmy, Joan Jett, Ozzy, Alphonse Mucha, Dorothy Parker, Richard Pryor, Freddy Mercury, Lenny Bruce, Paul Reubens, Jonathan Richman, Peter Sellers, My Grandpa, Jackie Wilson, James Mink, The Brothers Davies.
Pinole Valley High
Pinole, CA
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: drama nerd, cutting class to eat at taco bell, dodging jocks, being a fuckin' weirdo
1989 to 1993
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Jonathan Winters. Charlie Brown. Winona Ryder. David Bowie. Dr. Strange. Ann-Margret. Rip Taylor. Mary Stuart Masterson. El Vez. Charlize Theron. Sgt. Slaughter. Ickey Woods. David Byrne. Debbie Harry. Bob Seger. Jello Biafra. Eddie Murphy. Kim Shattuck. Dave Chapelle. Jeff Bridges. The Jingle Cats. Yolanda Mama. The Real Finky Binks.
Hey cousin, ithought of you several times on New Years Eve! Mostly because I was at the Les Claypool concert in the city. I can't think of anyone other than you that would appreciate that, lol.
So does that cement me as the coolest cousin or what?
goddamn my roommate threw away the envelope with you address on it. Your letter is ready and sealed, only missing directions on where to land. can you send them to me again?
