Sitting on my couch. Sunning. Reading. Doing crunches. Walking around. Sniffing candles. Shopping for jeans. Complaining. Watching Conan and 30 Rock. Listening to indie bands. Mastering the elliptical machine. Tripping sluts on the street. Doin' squats. Eating pesto. Listening to Sirius. Tightening my pores. Making out. Stalking boys. Bettering myself. Going to therapy.
Music
Old U2, The Smiths, New Order, The Police, Stars, Pinback, Interpol, New Order, Phoenix, The Cure, Nada Surf, Bon Iver, Placebo, Afghan Whigs, Stars, Superchunk, The Kooks, Lisa Loeb, Silversun Pickups, Bloc Party, Jeff Buckley, Ed Harcourt, Death Cab For Cutie, Head Automatica, Radiohead, Tori Amos, Libertines, Weezer, Catherine Wheel, Smashing Pumpkins, that band POP from that dumb movie Music and Lyrics, Blink 182 (don't playa hate-they rock), Jimmy Eat World, Stereophonics, Keane, Coldplay, Arcade Fire, The Darkness, Jose Gonzalez, Barry Manilow, musicals like Les Miz, Phantom, Rent. Yeah, that's right. I'm a gay man. I love musicals. I love new music. I LOATHE RAP AND HIP HOP. I'll occasionally hum a Stones or Who tune, but classic rock ain't my bag.
Movies
Napoleon Dynamite, Forrest Gump, Shawshank Redemption, Back to the Future, All About Eve, The Departed, Best in Show, One Night In Paris, Annie Hall, Waiting for Guffman, Spice World and many, many more.
Television
Conan, Lost, 30 Rock, 24, Pushing Daisies, Scrubs, Nip/Tuck, Seinfeld, Conan, Rescue Me, Curb your Enthusiasm, Cheers, The Office, Ugly Betty, Mad Men,Family Ties, Homicide, Sopranos, Conan, Little House on the Prairie.
Books
"Star" by Pamela Anderson, The Harry Potters, "Devil in the White City", "I Know This Much is True" by Wally Lamb, "Pride and Prejudice", "The Kite Runner", "The Interpreter of Maladies", "Judaism for Dummies", "The Road Less Traveled", Blender magazine, "The Road" and the Hooters menu.
Heroes
Tina Fey, Howard Stern. Me. I was born the son of a sharecropper. Made it to Broadway with 3 nickels. Oprah, too. She's nice. Bono. People who can pass gas and not be embarrassed.
About me: I'm funny. I have a nice rack. I have OCD and I pick my cuticles. I have skinny legs. I like to eat, read, sleep, cry, weep, judge people, wish death upon anyone named Hilton, play with dogs, blame my parents, and listen to the Smiths. I am deep. I love my job. I like TV. I'm kinda famous. I like to douse myself with perfume and then stand on crowded elevators. I showed Howard Stern my boobs once. I kinda want a boyfriend to kiss and make sweet love to. I'm really into feelings and talking about them. I want to get married and then knocked up. I love jeans. I think about jeans 24/7. I'd rather marry my jeans than some stupid man. I hate everyone. Especially people who use the word retarded. Knock it off.
Who I'd like to meet: Jon Hamm from mad Men. And cute, nice boyz without facial hair. Or gays. Or wise old men who will give me insight without staring at the twins. Cutters. My Chinese baby. People in therapy. Non slutty broads who will worship me. People who are uglier than me who like indie bands and the Office. Kind folk who don't spit or snap their gum. And peeps who cover their mouths when they yawn. People who know the difference between your and you're.
Full length album available now at select Best Buys and Hot Topics worldwide. Order it now at smartpunk.com and on Itunes!! Entitled "The Rescue". First debut full length.
Halloween show with Aiden, Moneta, Monsters Scare You and Girl on Fire Oct 30th at the Showbox Sodo. We have tickets!! Only 10 bucks. Hit us up!!
Hey Madison, Meeting in the Aisle - A Tribute to Radiohead returns to Brooklyn, NY to play a TRIPLE-bill with Morrisey/Smiths Tribute, Sons and Heirs and an Elvis Costello tribute, Green Shirt. The Bellhouse is in Brooklyn's Gowanus district.
Keep up the singing! I laughed out loud on Saturday when you were singing and then you mentioned being on in a clothing store, which I was. It was great watching the other shoppers kind of look up and then smile when you said that. Too funny.
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