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chuck norris eats metal for breakfast and shits a tool shed for lunch
chuck norris also played the black guy in walker
the forskin from chuck norris penis is used to cover yankee stadium when it rains
i once went to a bachleor party for chuck norris and he ate the entire cake before we could tell him a stripper was inside
chuck norris doesnt understand why you should consult a doctor if your erection lasts more than 4 hours,his erections have been known to last 15days
chuck norris can eat a rubics cube and shit it out solved
chuck norris is where babys come from
when the boogyman goes to bed he checks the closet for chuck norris
chuck norris died ten years ago but,the grim reaper can't pluck up the courage to tell him
chuck norris is said to have kicked a mcdonalds so hard it turned into a wendy's
on the seventh day god rested and chuck took over
chuck norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.the beverage is known as red bull
there are no disabled people,only people that have crossed chuck norris
when you open a can of whoop ass chuck norris pops out
chuck norris gets a perfect score on his s.a.t's by simply writing chuck norris for every answer
if you ask chuck norris what time it is he will respond 2 seconds till after you ask 2 seconds till what he roundhouse kicks you in the face
the quickest way to a mans heart is chuck norris fist
when chuck norris wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving,chuck said,dont worry about it honey,he went into the backyard.he came back five minutes later with a live turkey,ate it whole and when he threw it up seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce.when his wife asked him how he done it, he gave her a round house kick to the face and said "never question chuck norris"
chuck norris once bet n.a.s.a. he could survive re-entry without a space suit. on july 19th,1999, a naked chuck norris re-entered the earth'
