Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my new erotic horror novel THE 13TH is now in stores everywhere! I hope you'll check out this debauched and demonic horror ride!
There's even a website devoted just to the book, with an interactive map of the places and characters at www.the13th-horror.com.
Edward Lee called THE 13TH "A double-barreled shotgun blast of macabre entertainment -- an expert amalgamation of grotesquerie, eroticism, mystery, and pitch-black occult horror that no fan of the genre can miss."
And Gary A. Braunbeck said, "John Everson's The 13th is the first out-and-out horror novel in a long while to actually scare the **** out of me while reading it. It's stylish, extremely well-written, filled with richly-drawn characterizations, and boasts a labyrinthine plot worthy of Umberto Eco. Trust me -- this one will fry your nerves and break your heart."
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Dear Client / Clients [pls. delete as appropriate dependant on on how you are feeling today],
Please decrease your medication and give any of the left-overs [including any partially chewed remnants] to Nursie, who will naturally give you a reciept which will be valid for swaps for a period of 1 week.
We are currently ripped off our tits on the new jollop that the courier has just arsed in from our labs in Zurich. At $20 each, the current batch of Didactothwackerol 200mg's are a proper good buzz when ringed, and unusually, they are also a surprisingly good smoke [albeit a little rough on the tonsils], particularly if crushed up with a fistfull of Prolekreig 400mg's and a spoonfull of meths. If you would like us to save you some, please send cash only this time [no kites], small denominations only etcetera.... Don't call us... We'll call you... Kindliest regrads... A.Psychiatrist [dictated - not read]
N.B. Due to Nursies keen observance over her stockings, both the stunnozine and strontium 90 suppositories are now fantastic value at only fiver each [as opposed to 2 for a tenner as previously striated]... please speak any of the other longer terms patients for further details.
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Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my new erotic horror novel 
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