Welcome to the utterly confused and religiously neurotic world of Sister Bertha Bangers, the star of Bible Belt Tv! Don’t let her Sunday school smile and pious grandmotherly looks fool you church. Sister Bertha is a full time rider on the raucous religion roller coaster with all it’s twisted televangel ups and oily downs. And she’s got a gun! Sister Bertha’s wild ride through the tawdry world of sin and stopgap $alvation never ends! Down through the years, this not so righteous ride has made her about as crazy as a church house rat with Tourettes and a full on multiple personality disorder. Also, in total defiance of her husband Delos and her bald-faced inability to carry a tune, she’s on a non-stop "mission from God" to be the greatest gospel singer of all time. In between Sister Bertha’s Religitol® induced crusades to De-fag her nephew Randall Jason (RJ) and private prayer meetings with Pastor Jonah Titswoorth Sr. where "faith" is often highly stimulated...Bertha can be found cruising around the Swaggart side of town in search of seedy Honky Tonks where old fashioned, backslidden alcohol oblivion is carefully kept a secret! Yes, she’s a churchified hypocrite with a double life but she’s not all bad. She’s in church every time the doors are open! And, Sister Bertha can just as easily be spotted passing out Hell fire and damnation gospel tracts to the unbelieving SINerz and whores in the hood. You just never know which way it’s gonna go or what shocking mess "America’s Craziest Church Granny" will be getting herself into. In desperation to accomplish her insane ministry goals in what’s left of her often irregular and incontinent golden years, Sister B. is going rogue just like Sarah Palin! This is the official Sister Bertha Bangers myspace page where ministerial mayhem and madness never end! WARNING; This parody of Christianity’s bizzare dysfunctional side is not for the easily offended. Shout Hell yeah church!
The 1611 King Jimmy. I am King James only. All other bibles are inaccurate and should be burned! I also love the "Flogging The Bible Way" illustrated manual for Christian parents. When our nephew Deacon J.R. Fudpucker was still in his right mind, he wrote this in honor of my husband Delos!
You can have this valuable parenting manual for a love gift to my ministry of only $25.00. Practice Christian flogging on your children, gain priceless confidence and you'll be able to flog SINerz for the rest of your life! More great "love gifts" in my photo gallery!
Heroes
Since God created the universe as well as Adam and Eve only 6,000 years ago, there have been many godly greats. They all have one thing in common...Religitol. Wipe that smirk off your face you little punk.
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Make sure you listen to Dandelion Radio on Christmas Eve when they'll be building up to the announcement of 2009's Festive 50. We're not sure if we'll make it into the 50, but myspace pal and Dandelion DJ, Ste McCabe will be talking about his top music pics from 2009, so it will be well worth a listen either way.
Listen to Ste's radio show from 8pm, when you can hear him play 'Prostitute's Handbag' along with loads of other great music.
Then stay online for the Festive 50 build up which starts at 10pm. It's going to be good!
Happy Holidays 
