Sister Bertha Bangers is without question, "America’s Craziest Church Granny" as well as a recovering Religitolic on a mission from God...or at least that’s what she thinks. With the release of her satirical CD "BELOW THE BIBLE BELT", the religious world is being turned on it’s ear. Taking on the insanities & corruption of commercialized religion with in your face stand up, outrageous improv & explosive musical comedy, the good news is spreading! It’s a one granny revolution beotches!
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Influences
That dirty Devil, the good Lord and their drama lovin’ Daddy. Religitol and K.F.C. Pa$tor Jonah Titswoorth. My how he plowed my soul firmly...with his gospel plow! Barnum and Bailey’s clowns as well as many tv preachers. Old fashioned ice cream socials. Old fashioned adultery and church splits. Deacons gone wild! Televangel scandals! Jimmy Swaggart, his cousin Jerry Lee Lewis and Jim Bakker (He’s at it again in Bran$on!). Porta Potties of Prayer... full of sin and self righteousness. Barrrrooot! Organ music, long church bus rides at night and Ex-Lax. Oh yeah, Athletes Foot Fungus (contracted at youth camp, 1947). Saw dust, serpents and purple Kool-Aid. Jeffery Ray Fudpucker and the cross burning Southern Baptists of intolerance and wrathful doom. My cantankerous husband Delos, (thank the Lord he’s in the nursing home with dementia now). Elder Darwin Fudpucker and the Genitalia Accountability Group, aka (G.A.G.) because nothing godly can happen after 10:00pm. The holier-than-thou citizens of Fundieville USA. Uneducated Pentecostals from the wrong side of the tracks with poor personal hygiene, a love for secret gossip as well as public flogging (that old time religion). Watching ministers get wound up tight (old testament syle) and stone local harlots! The 1611 King James bible, (I’m King Jimmy ONLY brethren). Last but not least, stained glass windows and steeples of all sizes (ooh La La)...
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Sister Bertha was born into southern fried, bible bangin' poverty in a place called Fundieville, U.S.A... a gossip & ignorance infested town full of mean spirited, church goin' bigots located somewhere near you. She was raised by an abusive, mentally ill Southern Baptist tyrant ("Raymond the Retard" as his co-workers called him) who had terrible personal hygiene, uncontrollable flatulence and beastly table manners as well as an out of control sports addiction. In contrast, Bertha's mother who was an iron willed mannerly midget, regretted tying the proverbial knot & refused to go along with Raymond's fudpuckering around of the family. This helped to provide some semblance of normalcy for young Bertha. However, traveling about with poorly matched parents throughout the south as they struggled to make their living as circus clowns was never easy. Searching for the answers to the riddles of life, at age 16, Sister Bertha experimented with the Fundie drug known as Religitol. She got "Turned On" to the high powered free thought inhibitor / love reducer at a fried chicken church fellowship hosted by Pastor Jonah Titswoorth. Then later, when Bertha was in her late teens, she was baptized and became an official Titswoorth Temple member! She became a full-on radical Religitolic as well as the Barnum & Baily's bearded lady. Strangely, against all odds, against hardship & adversity, this gifted child would be destined to rise from the seedy and stinky shadows of side show obscurity to become larger than life itself!
It's a thrilling adventure in my new novel, "Life After Phantom: Opera Erotica!" Please visit my profile for more details and insight. You might be pleasantly surprised...*wink* See 27, Five-Star Reviews in my "REVIEWS" Blog on my Profile.
TITLE: Life After Phantom: Opera Erotica AUTHOR: Samantha
To hell with the bible thumping ass wipes!!! It's people like THEM who pushed people to rebel and form SATANIC GROUPS! Gram - gram-- ya want me to poop in their shoes?
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