Church, Choir, Handbells, Puppets, Pork, The Honeybees Ladies Auxiliary (I'm President and Founder), making crafts to sell at our annual Christmas Bazaar, directing our church Drama Ministry (C.L.U.T.Z), worshipping, praising, and casting judgement (in a Christian way...to be helpful, not mean).
Music
The Happy Goodmans, The Florida Boys, Gaither Vocal Band, Statesman Quartet, The Blackwood Brothers, The Stamps Quartet, Ani DiFranco, The Speer Family, The LeFevres, The Crabb Family, Cathedral Quartet, Jim Nabors (Gomer Pyle), Wendy Bagwell and The Sunliters, The Inspirations, The Kingsmen, Chuckwagon Gang, Three Six Mafia, The Klaudt Indian Family, The McRaes, and The Weatherfords.
Movies
The Cross and the Switchblade, The Passion of The Christ, The Last Temptation of Christ, The Ten Commandments, Left Behind, End of the Harvest, Six: The Mark Unleashed, The Thornbirds, Judgement, Apocolypse, Tribulation, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit, Thief in the Night, Image of the Beast, Paul the Emissary, Escape from Hell, and Dreamgirls.
Television
Touched by an Angel, Promised Land, Jack Van Impe Presents, Up on Melody Mountain (with Betty Jean Robinson), Barnaby Jones, Petticoat Junction, Rockford Files, Enjoying Everyday Life (with Joyce Meyer), 700 Club, and Love Boat.
Books
The Bible, A Christian's Guide to Revised U.S. History, The Hiding Place (by Corrie Ten Boom), Y2K: A Christian's Survival Guide to the Millennium Bug (by Jerry Falwell), A Christian's Guide to Revised Science, From Daniel to Doomsday: The Countdown Has Begun (by Pastor John Hagee), He Touched Me: An Autobiography (by Benny Hinn), Satisfied (by Rexella Van Impe), and Letters From Prison (by Marquis De Sade)
Heroes
Jimmy Swaggart, Oral Roberts, Rexella Van Impe, Jan Crouch, Pat Robertson, Linday Wagner, Pastor John Hagee, Dottie Rambo, Vestal Goodman, Prophetess Juanita Bynum, and The Indigo Girls.
About me: I’m a God-Fearing Warrior for the Lord who has become a living legend in the field of Christian Entrepreneurialism. In 1981, in Memphis, Tennessee, I began the Honeybees Ladies Auxiliary at my home church, Good Tidings Apostolic Holiness Christian Fellowship of Saints, as a way to fundraise for church décor. Through staunch leadership, the Honeybees today include dedicated members in 19 countries. Along with my devoted Honeybees, I now spend nearly my every waking moment leading people toward righteousness while continuing to steadfastly bear the pressures of being a Christian role model for wayward youth—pressures that would challenge the fortitude of weaker Christians. Although day-to-day tasks are now made more difficult due to the prying eyes of the public, I still attend the same church where it all began so many years ago—a church that has now grown into not only an empire, but an industry! Despite the demands of my growing infamy, I still find time to serve as Lead Deaconess, Founding Head-Writer for the Evangelistic Puppet Ministry, Directress of the Church Theatre Troupe, 1st Link on the Prayer Chain, Chair of the Pastor’s Committee on Christian “Evangelatainment”, and Head of Fundamentalist Crochet Instruction. I also play Middle C in the Adult Handbell Choir, and hold the title of Black Belt in the Christ Through Karate Bible Ministry, which is devoted to spreading the “Good News” to unsaved Ninjas. In 2001, after many years of missionary work in the fight against VooDoo, I was honored by the Jamaican Government for my contributions to the art of Gospel Caribbean Steel Drumming.
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Who I'd like to meet: Jesus, George W. Bush, Noah, Moses, Eve, Lot's Wife (I'd give her an earful!), Daniel, Opie Taylor, John the Baptist, Condoleeza Rice, Pat Boone, Vestal Goodman, Jonah, Ruth, Ester, Habakkuk, Rush Limbaugh, Dale Evans, Rudy (from The Cosby Show), Paul, Samuel, Elijah, Pat Robertson, Mary (The Lord's Mamma...not the town whore), Jehoshaphat, Nebuchadnezzar, Little Orphan Annie, Esau, Jacob, Jerry Falwell, Andrew, David, Solomon, and Dave Brown from Action News 5.
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THANKS FOR THE ADD! Love ya, Sista-friend! You Rule! You are the baddest woman on the planet. Love the hair! It's actually bigger than mine. Amazing the effect you can get when you blow dry & comb at the same time, aint it? LOL! See there, you're now hooked up with the loudest group in christian music today. SOUTHERN GOSPEL 2 THE BONE/PENTECOSTAL 2 THE CORE! Rock On! Christian Luv! Souther Gospel Fo'eva - Old School or No School - fo-shizzle. ;P
I noticed that you were up during the wee hours of the morning just now... there must have been an all night prayer meeting tonight... God bless you for all your devotion!
last night, we missed the opening ceremonies of the cabbage patch doll convention at the agricenter in order to attend your church retreat, and it was well worth it. AMEN, sister!
What an inspiring song by Mr. Ascroft. Did you know that he and Trent Lott, Larry Craig, and James Jeffords are in a barbershop quartet called The Singing Senators? I wonder if they go on tour? I bet there would be some sexy good times in the tour bus.
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