Let's see... About the only thing you need to know about me is... I don't have any skills... You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
Soooooo... Yeah I'm kinda' screwed there.
Not only do I not have any skills... I don’t really have any hobbies or interests either... Well none, outside of hating most everyone and everything. So I’ve compiled a list of eleven things which I can try to pass off as hobbies or interests...
- Staring at the sun.
- Removing the tags from mattresses at Mattress Giant.
- Re-arranging my sock drawer.
- Building dio-ramas out of shoe boxes.
- Collecting potato chips that resemble Catholic Popes and Ben Affleck.
- Staring at the sun... Some more.
- Reading cereal boxes.
- Standing really... Really still.
- Breathing.
- Crying silently to myself.
- Oh... And I like music.
So add me as a friend... It'll give me somethin' to do...
And now... A poem for my fans (especially La Fawnduh)
Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever...
You can stalk me here - SiteInsights.com - A lil' Insight into my life...
