Brian Piccolo, The Romantics, Big Star, The Flaming Lips, Dr. Dog, Outrageous Cherry, Elliott Smith, The Promise of A Future of Unfettered Pleasure, The City of Memphis, Beta Band, The Zwony King of Plynth, The Knack, The Squeeze, Sloan, Kinks, Beatles, Zombies, and the rest of those old bastards.
Sounds Like
"Stone?"
"No, no, no. Not stone. I think he's saying 'Boulder.'"
"Wait, that's not it. He's shaking his head."
"I got it! Sounds like ROCK!"
"Whatever, dude. Charades is stupid."
Don't worry. Six Months to Live are here to help. We'll coddle you with our eight sinewy arms and rub your hair until you stop your sobbing.
Would you like us to play some music for you?
Ahh.
Do you like that? Do you like the way we sing pretty harmonies and play beautiful music? Of course you do. It's nice.
This is so much better than lying in bed and feeling sorry for yourself! This, my friend, is the auditory bliss of Six Months to Live. Revel in the glory that is Denver's Popsadelicious answer to all your worldly problems.
We'll have a brand new, glam rock song up this saturday!!! You best be listening to it, or I'll sneak into your house in the middle of the night and tatoo the word "butt" on your forehead!!!
Dang dudes, I'm really bummed to see your last show ever is coming up. I'm glad we got to play together a couple of times in the last two years, I always had a great time watching you guys play.
Hey, guys. House party April 12th if you're interested in eating and drinking beer for free. Get in touch for details if interested! Psst, also, the Jim Jims, Inactivists, Babona, and us are all playin', it should be crazy fun!!!
Hey there Greg. Trent from the jim jims. You were so kind to hook me up with a CD at Larimer Lounge when we played a show there together. Finally I can repay the favor. We are having our ep release show at Hi-Dive on May 15th. Come down and claim your prize!
You guys are awesome! Thanks for making us look insincere, immature, and thoroughly sub-par. Seriously, though, your music is a far cry above what Denver is used to.