Alison - A slut from Edmonton, Alison joined the slut wagon when she went to Film school in 2006 and met Jordana, another slut. The two sluts wrote together and tried to shock a lot of people with their slutty profanity. When school ended they were determined to begin their slut careers, and so the story goes.
Jordana - A slut from the Northside of Edmonton, moved to Vancouver and met Alison at film school in the writing program. It was slut at first site. Then she met Tijana who slutted it up brilliantly in one of her sketches for school and then we would all hang at karaoke and sing slut songs. Jordana met Andrea through Tijana and connected over being sluts and assholes.
Tijana - is a slut from Northern BC, where many have learned the way of the slut. Tijana has shared her slut talents with Calgary, Toronto and more recently Vancouver, where her talents have been featured in film, tv, theatre, improv and sketch comedy. When Tijana met her fellow sluts, Alison, Jordana and Andrea she knew she had hit the big time. These are talented sluts, fearless sluts and determined sluts, a new genre of comedy emerged. Tijana will slut herself out to further her comedy career.
Andrea -ASS AMAZING. A slut of the worst kind from Calgary, now living in East Vancouver for the last 5 years. Sketch Comedy and Indie film MASTA! She pioneered the movement of the white girl booty shake. Don’t be afraid ladies! she’ll teach you too, we call it ass class. With the sketchy sluts she is taking the comedy world by storm.
Website
youtube.com/diamond1221
Influences
Sluts who came before us
Members
Alison Kowalchuk,
Andrea Landes,
Jordana Kalenchuk,
Tijana Popovic
TV Shows
Alison and Jordana both wanted to be ventriloquists growing up. Nothing ever came of that. Also, Alison was very close at one point to taking mime classes and Jordana was going to enroll in clown school. Those didn’t pan out either.
Films
Jordana - Sister Act 1 and 2....but is also holding out for Sister Act 3.
Albums
www.myspace.com/sketchysluts - Our slutty music!
Sketchy Sluts's Interests
General
Making sketch comedy
Writing/Performing songs that make fun of stuff
Making up characters on Myspace and Facebook
Putting on High heels and doing dangerous things
About me:
We are a group of hot female sketch comedians from Vancouver. All of our sketches are written and performed by yours truly, and are filmed by us or other sluts. Our sketches will be on our website shortly, and some of them are up on youtube. We also show these slutty sketches around town at the clubs all the scenester kids are going to.
Who I'd like to meet: We wanna meet people who can meet our G-spot.
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