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Sketty
Sketty Who am I?

Female
102 years old
The World Stage
United Kingdom



Last Login: 10/22/2009
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   Sketty's Comedian Bio
BioComedy writer and Stand Up. Professional idiot and all round miserable bleeder.....
Websitesketty.com

    Sketty's Interests
GeneralBen and Jerry's Phish Food, seeing annoying children get whacked, seeing bad people get their comeuppance, eating, writing comedy, watching comedy, falling down, standing up, falling down again, being the play-thing of The Fates, moronic cretiny, buffoonery, finding people to dislike with great intensity
MusicThe Levellers, David Devant and his Spirit Wife, Amy Winehouse, Jellyfish, The Zutons, old stuff, new stuff, obscure stuff, heck ANY stuff.... asfunction:playTune,0
MoviesLife of Brian, Pan's Labyrinth, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, The Fifth Element, The Breakfast Club, Young Guns, Young Guns II,
TelevisionThe Mighty Boosh, various comedy shows, Life on Mars, Hill Street Blues, QI,
BooksReturn of the Native (Thomas Hardy), Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy, Douglas Adams, factual stuff, weird stuff, funny stuff. I go by interest rather than author
HeroesMr Incredible, Hellboy, Gene Hunt, Howard Moon, Batdog, MRUKU,

     Sketty's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:0' 1"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Occupation:Professional Mourner

   Sketty's Schools
University of Portsmouth
Portsmouth, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Criminology and Criminal Justice
 

2002 to 2004


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   Sketty's Blurbs
About me:
Girl=Degree, old VW Beetle, no cash prone to grumpiness. I live with my best friend and we've been sharing for so long now that I reckon we're gonna end up infirm together and stinking of piss. She has always said that she believes she will die first which means I will ultimately be left alone open to the con artists who prey on the elderly. It'll cost me my lifesavings to get one single tile repaired on my roof and I'll eventually be found rotted into the carpet, covered in flies.

Oh, and I'm a procrastinating comedy writer which means I write bits of crap instead of great opusessessess (opii?)

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I'M FUCKING DEVASTATED TO BE THE GREEN LANTERN. WHO THE FUCK'S THE GREEN FUCKING LANTERN ANY WAY? SOME WANKER BY THE LOOK OF IT

Who I'd like to meet:
Life's losers

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Sketty has 47 friends.
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Rough Rider

Steven Liggett



Jan 20 2009 8:21 AM

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Hey Sketty,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.

Hipppooo rific!!!

Rough Rider

Steven Liggett



Jan 19 2009 10:34 PM

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Tennis anyone?

Rough Rider

Steven Liggett



Jan 19 2009 10:07 PM

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Hey Sketty, I am sending you a Long Island Iced Tea.



Send me a drink back!

It's Ice Tea.

Rough Rider

Steven Liggett



Jan 19 2009 8:31 AM

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Hey Sketty,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.

Monkey madness!!

Rough Rider

Steven Liggett



Jan 19 2009 2:09 AM

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Hey Sketty,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.

Don't let the Seamonster eat your puppy!!

Rough Rider

Steven Liggett



Jan 18 2009 11:43 PM

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Hey Sketty, I am sending you a Side Car.



Send me a drink back!

How dry I am.. Hpw dry i ammm UUrp.. Nosobmy nose hoo dry I ammmm.

Sahnks 4 the drinls.. pals.

Rough Rider

Steven Liggett



Jan 18 2009 8:04 AM

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Rough Rider

Steven Liggett



Jan 18 2009 4:15 AM

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Hey Sketty, I am sending you a Champagne Charlie.



Send me a drink back!

Rough Rider

Steven Liggett



Jan 17 2009 8:46 AM

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Rough Rider

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Jan 16 2009 11:45 AM

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Stuart

Stuart



Feb 17 2008 9:52 PM

Cheers Sket :)
Mada (Team Hygs)

Mada (Team Hygs)



Dec 20 2007 7:59 PM

i cannot believe she put pics like that on her myspace

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=user.viewprofile=11523822
Stuart

Stuart



Nov 6 2007 9:45 AM

I was just reading about the con man that was going to take your life savings :(

Give me all your money & I'll make sure he doesn't get any of it :)
A Serious of Snakes

A Serious of Snakes



Oct 17 2007 10:31 PM

Sadly, there was no skeletized cripple, and believe me, I looked.
The only possible explanantion is that Jesus had come back, been nosing around Stanley woods, and done the "Get up and walk pal" bit on somebody who was then able to discard the wheels and go scampering away hooting with joy. Or something like that anyway.
The Lord moves in mysterious ways. And so did Snurt, who pissed on the wheelchair.
carla

carla



Oct 6 2007 8:27 PM

sketty you look sooooo sexy in ya pickswhere ya bin hiding????.
Cosmic Surfer

Cosmic Surfer



Sep 30 2007 5:32 PM

Yo Sketty, Happy birthday. You make the world a better place so many more of them...

Ian
genese

genese savage



Sep 28 2007 9:53 AM

happy birthday early skets .. im on a weekend bender so i thought id say it early just on case my head cant cope haha
Mada (Team Hygs)

Mada (Team Hygs)



Jul 4 2007 10:46 AM

libbys card was well funny. she used the pictures off the camera i took pullin stupid faces at that party and made it into a card! there was even a big picture of the 'spunk it fast' cock on there haha
Mada (Team Hygs)

Mada (Team Hygs)



Jul 1 2007 4:38 PM

forget them but if u do has to be detailed unno, with the veins and that haha
Molly

Molly



May 13 2007 4:15 AM

But....But....no blog posts about the road trip??? :-)
Celtic Clicks Digital Photography

Celtic Clicks Digital Photography



May 9 2007 7:39 AM

Just passing thru... thought I'd say hi again... so...



HI!!!!!!!!!
Molly

Molly



Apr 24 2007 4:11 AM

I've been playing your game, but it seems I am unable to "hide the fart." I am bummed. I must practice more.
Cosmic Surfer

Cosmic Surfer



Apr 8 2007 5:46 PM

Hooray! hooray! Sketty is my friend.

Ian
A Serious of Snakes

A Serious of Snakes



Mar 25 2007 11:18 PM

Haha! I'm Spider-Man, you green loser!
(I was hoping I'd be the Silver Surfer, but he's not on the frickin' list.)
Mr Sulu

Mr Sulu



Mar 13 2007 1:09 AM

hey hey ho!
don't worry I'll come wipe your arse if that happens to ya! just try not to stare at the school kids with your dressing gown open in your front garden too much!

shinty poolu
Mr Sulu
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