I'm Chris.
I'm 18.
I go to college.
I hold the world record for the number of apples under 4-inches circumference you can eat. This is part of the unofficial world records - ones Guinness won't allow you to know about because they are too pussy - because they don't like records which can damage you for life, you know, make you ill and that. Anyway, I ate 268 apples in one sitting in order to hold the record.
I shat stones for a week. Or that's how I remember it. But that was better than Mr Nyama who got really ill and started vomiting blood.
The thing about fish only having a four-second memory is a lie. My fish still remember me doing the world record - I know this because every time they see an apple they turn in the opposite direction. Even fish that weren't alive when I did the world record know to turn away.
If I could be anyone I'd either be me, or Mr Nyama. You should meet him, he's wicked. He's got the 5 inch record. But he won't tell me his first name.
I believe in love. But I really like how my love is not like your love.
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i cried when you died, and when it showed ur funeral as well. you and jal were like soooo meant to have a baby together, you made such a cutie couple!!!
i cant believe you sid and tony maxxie and Anwar arent coming back next season :( cryyyyyyy
joe are u gona be in doctor who i herd lol u aint a character for that u maggot u should be in a comedy lik american pie but what do i know wb please i may have miss speled som shit as i am wrecked lol
i really didnt think u was dead, i didnt think that they'd kill off an amazin character like urs! thats just daft! ur gorgeous aswell. ill still watch it but i doubt ill laugh as much! i hope ur in another programme soon :] xx
