Skip Kelly

www.myspace.com/skipk

- Don't store me near an open flame, my contents are under pressure.Mood: understimulated understimulatedat 10:33 PM Aug 9, 2008 view more

  • 36 / Male
  • Jacksonville Beach, Florida, US
  • Last Login: 6/29/2009

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Interests

  • General

    I'm into music, magic (like NLP and prestidigitation), movies, cooking (in another life, I'd have been a chef), Xbox 360, checking out new restaurants, and travelling as much as I possibly can.
  • Music

    Coldplay, Dave Matthews, DJ Jeremy, No Doubt, Paul Oakenfold, Jason Mraz, Zero 7, John Mayer, The Smiths, Tiesto, The Cure, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Coltraine, Miles Davis, Frou Frou, Depeche Mode, The Police, Sarah McLachlan, Lionel Richie, Fleetwood Mac, Alicia Keys, there is sooooo much...
  • Movies

    In no particular order: 12 Monkeys, Star Wars, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Half Baked, Harry Potter, Highlander, Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings, anything Bond, The Matrix, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Princess Bride, The Sixth Sense, Snatch, the even Star Trek films, Tommy Boy, The Usual Suspects, Almost Famous, Bourne, A Christmas Story, The Fifth Element, Casablanca, High Fidelity, Jurassic Park, the Python films, Office Space, Real Genius, Serenity, Titan A.E., The Wedding Singer, Zoolander, Austin Powers, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Almost Townies
  • Television

    Heroes, Family Guy, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Chappelle's Show, Adult Swim, Aqua Teen, Boondocks, Robot Chicken, Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef (I have a thing for cooking shows), and most recently, Mind Control with Derren Brown. It's on the SciFi channel, and it's an amazing show. Watch it once. I promise you, you'll watch it again. I'll admit to being a geeky sci-fi fan, and Battlestar Galactica is one of the most critically acclaimed shows on television right now, so it's worth watching even if you're not into the genre. The Stargate shows are pretty good too. I like CSI, but only the Vegas one, David Caruso in Miami annoys the S*%T outta me. I'll pretty much watch anything on the Discovery Channel or the Science Channel too.
  • Books

    I can't belive they spoiled the last Harry Potter movie by releasing that book! Now I know everything that's going to happen! I usually prefer non-fiction - like Maxim, but don't worry, I've read plenty. I be wicked smart. To be honest, Douglas Adams is my favorite author of all time.
  • Heroes

    My hero is the person who said this: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Boston
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 2" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Occupation: Entrepreneur

Schools

  • Pinkerton Academy

    • Derry, NEW HAMPSHIRE
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: None
    1989 to 1992
  • Reseda Senior High

    • Reseda, CALIFORNIA
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: None
    1988 to 1989

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About me:

Skip Kelly, also available in Facebook!

Who is Skip Kelly? It’s a mystery to be sure. His origins are not truly known, but some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals. It’s rumored that he never blinks and is afraid of bells. Wherever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can sometimes hear his thoughts. The details of his past are sketchy at best, with bits and pieces of gossip and conjecture hinting at a period of deep undercover activity in the employ of certain shady government agencies. Nightmarish details of time spent on the US Citizens’ Hygiene Advisory Board, and the horrors of the Federal Geographic Data Committee are better left undisturbed.

Originally from Boston, most recently from Los Angeles, been in Florida for almost 5 years now. I'm a genuinely happy person. There aren't enough of us around anymore. I'm chill, love the beach life, don't really stress, and want to spend my days enjoying them. Obviously I love music, that's why I worked in radio for 18 years. Did TV for a couple too, and even some independent films. I've since left the entertainment business with the exception of some radio consulting on the side. Info, clips, and pics from the radio career on my website www.skipk.com. Aside from that, nowadays I just own some small businesses and do... nothing! Check out the biz at www.hkincorporated.com. and www.southeasternplayground.com.

I love to cook. In another life, I might have wound up as a chef. Exotic and fresh ingredients excite me. When I win the lottery, I want to spend all my time travelling the world, sampling foods and learning languages. I'd like to learn to play the guitar and the piano, and to play the drums better than I do now - which is not well. I want to go to space. I love contemplating the universe, and I wish I could see more of it. I was born a few hundred years too soon. I'm a grown man who thoroughly enjoys video games, and I'm not ashamed to say it. I'm a total geek, and would roll around naked in a big pile of the latest gadgets if not for the obvious negative social ramifications.


CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT SOME MORE OF MY CELEB PICS!
CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL OF MY VIDEOS!

Who I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who can't be described in a brief paragraph.

Comments

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  • Mar 29 2009 5:47 PM

    Thanks for accepting my request to be your friend
    Have a wonderful week
    Much

    ஐMIMI FOREVERஐ
  • Apr 6 2009 10:28 PM

  • Apr 7 2009 2:32 PM

    I don't do facebook, so you get an old skool myspace HAPPPPPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYY
  • Mar 17 2009 4:16 AM

    awww Skipsters!!! You're married!!! Congratulations!!!!
  • Mar 24 2009 6:49 PM

    Hi Skip thought I'd stop in and say hi.....
  • Jan 1 2009 7:25 PM

    Happy New Years!
  • Dec 30 2008 7:34 AM

    yo SKIP!!! man i miss you on the radio. texas is nothing like the good old station back home! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!
  • x

    Dec 15 2008 12:26 PM

    IF SKIP KELLY WERE A GIRL, I'D BE ALL OVER THAT SHIT!! (AND OF COURSE HIS HOTTTTT WIFEY) : P
    RAT SHIT, BAT SHIT, DIRTY OLD TWAT
    69 ASSHOLES TIED IN A KNOT
    HOORAY
    LIZARD SHIT
    FUCK!
  • Dec 8 2008 5:26 PM

    "That's all I do..."
  • Oct 25 2008 4:33 AM

    are you ALIVE?!

    i keep playing Rick Astley and pretending you're next to me...
  • Oct 10 2008 7:24 PM

  • Sep 18 2008 11:03 PM

    SunTrust girsl are wondering where is(Heck)Skip??????????????
  • Sep 15 2008 4:00 AM

    Whats up Dawson...where's joey?
  • Aug 21 2008 9:39 PM

    ok total self-disclosure here;

    Some time ago I downloaded Don Johnson's "Heartbeat" onto my 'Pod and, when I finally listened to it, albiet on random shuffle, it reminded me of YOU.

    WHY?
  • Aug 10 2008 1:49 PM

    Hey Skip! Wow it's been a long time! Congrats on getting married..the pics were beautiful! Hope life's bein good to ya!
  • Aug 4 2008 5:04 AM

    ps...
    I had no idea you went to Pinkerton!! I was Class of 92 at Memorial... ya, I know it's not Pinkerton but it's still NH :)
  • Aug 4 2008 5:00 AM

    Hey Skip!
    Just wanted to stop by and not be a myspace snob by saying HELLO from Boston!!
    :) LOL :)
    Hope you are doing well and life is being good to you!!
    KJ
  • Aug 2 2008 7:29 PM

    SKIP KELLY FOR PRESIDENT!
  • Jul 18 2008 4:32 PM

    Good news...Spiggy and Jonny Keefe are engaged.
    xoxo Carelli
  • Jul 15 2008 11:16 PM

    JUST CHECKIN' IN TO SAY "whats new"?
  • Joe

    Jun 20 2008 6:42 PM

    Skip, what's the word bro? You still alive? Think I forgot how to play rockband!!
  • Jun 10 2008 6:58 PM

    You will love this!!
  • May 27 2008 9:05 PM

    That is our Corporate office!
  • May 22 2008 12:57 AM

    hey dude! hope you're doing well :)
  • Apr 29 2008 5:20 PM

    Hey Jon Ski is leaving this weekend to move back home to Tampa for school...he just took his final here at UNF and tonight he wants to throw up!! You wanna come out for a drink or 5...lemme know brother!! Bring the Mrs!!!