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Skorp
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"I can't believe I haven't changed my headline since last year!"
Male
31 years old
PHOENIX, ARIZONA
United States
Last Login:7/20/2008
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Phoenix | | Body type: | 5' 11" | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Playground Shylock |
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The Skorp Diet
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About me:
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I am known by many names. None of which I am happy about cause my friends think its funny to give them to me. But I am a man. I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am.
I like poptarts and string cheese. Vodka and Redbull.
I regard midgets as celebrities as in I would be shy to go up to one even though I think it would be badass to be friends with them, you know...maybe have a beer, talk about chicks and stuff.
I think people should use the words "drats" and "swell' more often. I think making up new words like "Badtastic" should be rewarded not shunned. And the word "Rad" is never going to die, I won't let it.
I hold my cellphone up to my ear while I drive so I can sing to all my cd's and no one will be the wiser. And when its a heavy metal screamer then I just make an angry face so it looks like I'm really reaming someone.
I will wear a viking helmet or a fake mustache even in private just to cheer myself up. It works so don't knock it until you try. (You might discover that a cookie sweeping man-stache is what you are missing in life.)
I love cheat codes. I just wish they made em for real life. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a.....sweet! I'm totally wrecking into this guy that just cut me off in traffic. See, no harm. I have 99 lives.
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Who I'd like to meet:
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Midgets (as covered in my "About Me" section.) But I don't want to meet Mini Me or the guy who plays Leprechaun. I think they have been tainted by the media.
I also want to meet Mike Patton, not just buy him a six pack of Tequiza with the promise of meeting him. I really think he owes me that much now.
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