art, movies, music, web design, peeing, drawing crappy pictures that reflect the agonizing inner-torment brought about by a world full of lies, godlessness, and boy bands.
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Music
now playing on my magic internet machine:
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Films
American Beauty, American History X, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, Equilibrium, Gladiator, Gummo, Kill Bill, the Nightmare Before Christmas, Pirates of the Caribbean, the Princess Bride, Private Parts, Reservoir Dogs, Se7en, SLC Punk, Walk the Line
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Television
Heroes, Family Guy, Prison Break, 24, House, CSI Las Vegas, the Simpsons, South Park, Supernatural, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
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Books
Beach Music - Pat Conroy || The Green Mile - Stephen King || Ishmael - Daniel Quinn || American Gods - Neil Gaiman || Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett || Choke - Chuck Palahniuk || Daughter of God - Lewis Perdue || Sula - Toni Morrison || Their Eyes Were Watching God - Zora Neale Hurston || The DaVinci Code - Dan Brown
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Heroes
Dr. Phineas Waldorf Steel, Chuck D, Howard Stern, Jenna Jameson, Larry Flynt, Matt Stone & Trey Parker, Mike Patton, Monty Python, Rob Zombie, Roman Dirge
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Want to add me as a friend? Read this:
I used to just add anyone who sent me a request, but then you started up your retarded Whore Trains. So, now I want you to do a little more than just click "add friend". Take the following steps, or end up rotting on my pending requests pages along with everyone else who doesn't read:
1) When adding me, include the words "let's trade cooties" where it allows you to type me a note.
2) Enjoy.
If I don't get an offer for your cooties.. you don't get added. Unless you're a hot chick. brought to you by the Coalition of People Against Friend Whores
To My Existing Friends:
Any comments that auto-play anything with sound will be automatically deleted. If you can't disable auto-play.. don't post the comment. This goes for all of you.. even the ones I would like to see naked.
I draw crappy pictures that usually reflect some kind of agonizing inner torment. I grew up in Trenton, NJ. I move around a lot, and in the past few years, have gone from Fairfield, OH to Carlisle, PA to Chicago, IL to Las Vegas, NV and am now back in Cincinnati, OH where I will most likely rot and die. Cold and alone. In front of the computer. My pants will be up to preserve dignity.
I have been playing guitar, in and out of bands, for over half my life. I absolutely love going on disaster assignments with the Red Cross. I don't love disasters, moron.. I love that I can help people in their time of need.
I love girls who have piercings, tattoos, and dyed hair who cuss, spit, and say "fuck," but not to the point of overusage. "Fuck" must finesse its way into your dialog, not get haphazardly thrown around, willy-nilly, without regard for its safety. Bonus points to the lucky miss if she has a police file. Any one or a combination of these things is acceptable.
In friends, I enjoy people who aren't douchebags. Ask yourself if you are a douchebag. If you immediately answered "no" without thinking about it, then there's a good chance that you are one.
Chicks I want to get famous enough to date:
Zooey Deschanel, Bridget Regan, Kari Wuhrer, Susanna Hoffs, Amy Smart, Michelle Trachtenberg, Soleil Moon Frye, Julie Christmas, Melissa Joan Hart, Catherine Zeta-Jones, The Veronicas (both of them), Avril Lavigne, Kirsten Dunst, Sarah Silverman, Stephanie Courtney, Felicia Day, Cristina Scabbia, Natalie Imbruglia, Reese Witherspoon, Emilie Autumn, Martina Axen, All of the Spice Girls, and your mom.
This list would probably go for another few hundred names if I wasn't so lazy.
Dr. Tran - 100% Ice, Pt. 1
Dr. Tran - 100% Ice, Pt. 2
Dr. Tran - 100% Ice, Pt. 3
Peanut Butter Square Hula Quest
If you're validating your existence based on whether or not you're part of my top friends.. sorry. If it burns you that badly, go ahead and remove me from yours. I'll make sure to catch my tears in a little vial made from the eyes of baby seals and I will send them to you.
Hey there homey, we have our biggest show yet coming up January 29th at the Roc Bar in the Flats. Also, our buddy Chris Raab (Raab Himself) from Jackass & Viva La Bam will be there, kickin' it in the crowd. As always, free CDs for you all everybody at the show! XO Kurt
Heya homeslice, we're gonna be sending a 3-song demo to small labels, and we REALLY need help deciding which of 3 of our 5 songs to send. Seriously, your input is wanted! XO Kurt
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