About me: i do the fool and act an ass, when we smoke im on the left so pass - me your life and i show you how much youre worth. cause when you first meet me its like your re-birth!
ill tell you something slick, eyes open, and can see right through you... lay down or kick rocks hoe!
Anything is plenty mayne, and is better than.. nothin at all.
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Who I'd like to meet: bitches with bankrolls!
pay me hoe or pay me no attention!
GUSTOnian words of wisdom part one: 1. She doesn't always want it when you do. waiting for the opertune moment when she is fired up is key. now you can help her get there...but saying...i want to fuck you isn't going to cut it...Which is why you should always keep a good supply of GHB (aka Roofies) on hand. She can't say no if she can't say shit!!! Or, you may want to keep 2-3 mistresses on the side...then you can just "run up to the store for a minute, hon!"
2. forcing your tongue down her throat isn't romantic, but it sure is fun!!! if she doesn't like it...simply forget her birthday...and spend the cash you save gettin' a bar skank drunk and done in parking lot...or, as i like to call it...the porking lot.
3. Leaving her unsatisfied. you wonder why she doesn't want to have sex all the time. there isn't anything in it for her. you get yours and she is left rearing to go while you sleep. This should be of no concern to you. Simply ignore. You're done...sleep well lil soldier...you've earned it!!!
4. Women like to cuddle and bond after sex. Again, not your problem...but, if the bitch persists...simply fake an injury...i find the back region best. "Oh baby, I think I pulled something...oh man, you're so hot you broke me...I'm gonna go sit on the couch and watch t.v. til this pain goes away!"
5. girls want to fall asleep in your arms. it's uncomfortable i know. see 4. Also, I find feigning a shortness of breath and claiming a possible heart attack from the ferociousness of her sexing very effective. REMEMBER: DO WHATEVER YOU MUST TO GET TO THAT T.V.!!! Be creative...it's fun!
6.Romance her from time to time. If you don't know how to get a bitch crunked the fuck up...Then, The Gusto Academy is no place for you!!!
7. Just cause she's on top doesn't mean you don't have to do anything...feel free to light a smoke...or turn on the tube.
to the back of myspace to the front of your myspace lets me hear you get to it So lets myspace do it show me some of that real myspace do it to it luv~
doood you get more gangsta with each passing day. im starting to worry you may have too much swag for any tac town hoe to handle;] sit on that one:]heehee miss your face!!! one luv~
aaaaaaahahhahahha i miss you fucker!!! hows tricks?!?! hows the wee man?! whats new... i shall call you when you are off work if you tell me a good time!
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