SECRET INVASION SAGA # 1 has been released. This latest installment of human propaganda apparently covers the sordid history our two races have had. Nothing more than slanderous lies. Go to your local comic store and pick this up for free and see how badly we skrulls have been slandered. This is preposterous!

MS. MARVEL #25

Looks like Tony Stark is falling for our little Ms. Marvel switcheroo. This realization came just in time too. Since we’ve become undetectable, there’s no way for Carol Danvers to prove that she ISN’T a skrull. It’s also nice to see Rl’Nnd back with all his x-powers up and running. (I went to school with him yanno) He sure showed Carol what its like to mess with a skrull warrior. One thing troubles me though; Rl’Nnd told us that Ms. Marvel reeked of a Kree scent. Where would that have come from?

NEW AVENGERS #39

Ugh. Look like we have a minor setback no thanks to an uncooperative Maya Lopez and Wolverine. That guy is EVERYWHERE screwing things up! It’s alright though; the both of them have witnessed someone with our enhanced abilities and only have a small idea of the enemy they are up against. We aren’t your normal skrulls. We’re bigger, better, and 10x more bad then the skrulls your parents grew up knowing. There’s going to be no stopping us.

CAPTAIN MARVEL #4

Okay, this may be more then a minor setback. Khn’Nr actually believes that he is Captain Marvel. So now that he’s been trapped in the Negative Zone (courtesy of that wannabe super heroine Carol Danvers aka Ms. Marvel) we’ve gotta move our plans around a bit. However, as you can see, the Church of Hala project is going along swimmingly. As we continue to do good for you Earthlings, you will fall right in line when it comes time to accept us as your new leaders.

SECRET INVASION #1

So by now you’re starting to see just how tactful we have become. We are methodical, malicious and malevolent. Nobody expected the Stark’s butler, Nick Fury’s best friend and one of the biggest brains of the Marvel Universe to be skrulls. This is only a small fraction of things to come! Our sleeper agents are just waiting to be woken up. Just wait till the recently released villains create an even bigger headache for your heroes. I hope our recent attack whets your palette and leaves you wanting more. We will not fail to impress and when we win, you’ll all fall in line. Nothing can stop us now. And always remember……he loves you.

Captain Marvel #5

Well...well...well, Khn'nr looks like he's going to be more trouble then we first estimated. We are currently researching why the image has not triggered correctly. Agent Sante knows too much and must be dealt with. If she figures out how we were able to duplicate the nega-bands that our Captain Marvel is wearing, she may be able to use that information against us. If it weren't for Tony Stark or Carol Danvers we wouldn't of had this problem to begin with. Mr. High and Mighty Stark has lost control and I guess it's working in our favor. Anyway, in more positive news, The Church of Hala project is going according to plan even after the little mishap. Doubters should take notice of our potential power and fear it. You've only seen the beginning of what we have planned and the end is near.

MS.MARVEL #26

Leave it to Rl'Nnd to screw things up. He gets fancy new powers and can’t stand to lose a battle. We had a perfect opportunity to mess with the humans and he comes barging in because he’s a sore loser. I am now embarrassed to say I trained with him. It’s all right though, Ms. Marvel, like typical humans is thinking with her heart. She thinks she actually can save her Kree lover. Bravo agent! Lead her on, let’s take her out.

MIGHTY AVENGERS #12

The Skrull agent on the Nick Fury provided sufficient information and served us well. The secret’s out, we’ve known where Nick Fury has been all along AND we’ve been “courting” him per-se. If he only knew that his efforts are futile, he would make a wonderful agent for our forces. Oh Nick, keep on playing your little mind games, we can see right through them. Your time is near.