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Skurvy the Clown
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COCOA, Florida
United States

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   Skurvy the Clown: General Info
Member Since4/21/2006
Band Websitewww.skurvy.com
InfluencesRamones - the only band that matters.
Type of LabelIndie


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   About Skurvy the Clown
Looking for THE LAST REAL MEN IN AMERICA? Meet Skurvy the Clown. Guitar. Bass. Drums. Punk. Rock and Roll has been dead for a decade and nobody noticed. Somewhere under the stinking corpses of grunge, hair metal, pop punk, alterna-pop, and any other multi-worded pseudo-descriptive catch phrase that has been used to describe music lately is Skurvy the Clown. Welcome to the world of three disaffected guys that dont give a shit and are proud to say so. Formed on a dare several years ago, Skurvy the Clown has churned out a large catalogue of songs that relate their special brand of humor. Their first album, If I Was Married to Courtney Id Blow My Head Off Too, featured such widely unappreciated songs as I Wanna Be Ron Jeremy, 2 Inched 2 Minutes, and Love in My Sock. And while it peaked somewhere below the lowest number on the album charts Courtney has maintained a steady record of sales over the years and has even been spotted on bootleg trading lists. (The band would like to mention that they know absolutely nothing about bootlegs.) Skurvy the Clown spent much of 2002 blowing their accumulated savings of $4.75 as well as what little money they could scrape together to record their second full album, Obsessive Repulsive. (Rumor has it that one of them may have actually gotten a job.) Obsessive Repulsive shows Skurvy the Clown in all their garish humor. From songs about girlfriends that find God, to tributes to the King, Skurvy the Clown provides commentary on many aspects of popular culture and intelligent insight into dealing with problems encountered in the modern world. Who are we kidding? Obsessive Repulsive is funny, catchy, punk rock. If you want to laugh and can deal with having a few popular, sensitive issues boiled to a crisp then shout halleluiah because Skurvy the Clown has risen again. If not; then grow up. Go home. Water your ferns. Relax, enjoy some Pat Robertson and get a good nights sleep. Just like your parents.

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Atomic Fate

Atomic Fate



Sep 15 2009 9:32 PM

THANKS FOR THE ADD ! HERE'S A FREE MUSIC VIDEO FROM ATOMIC FATE TO YOU ! ! !
Jake Crash

Jake Crash



Aug 19 2009 1:26 AM

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Jake Crash

Jake Crash



Aug 14 2009 7:14 PM

SKURVY!!! SKURVY!!! SKURVY!!! SKURVY!!! SKURVY!!! SKURVY!!!
Cuz the devil's work is never done!!!
Ed

Ed Kramer



Aug 8 2009 5:20 PM


 

JUST KILLIN' SOME TIME
Carbin Monoxide

Carbin Monoxide



Aug 7 2009 10:08 PM

Thanks for the request and thanks for listening!

BREATHE IT IN!
MURDERFLY

MURDERFLY



Jun 13 2009 4:41 PM

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Rev. Merrybear Koehl



Jun 8 2009 5:29 PM

Wazzup?!

Y'all ROCK!


Rock on!
Rev. Merry Bear
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Jaw Knee

Jaw Knee



Jun 8 2009 2:34 AM

jesus christ... you guys are still around??? you gave me an "If I Was Married to Courtney..." cd for doing something vile my sophomore year of high school back at the Outer Limits. i'm 28 now. fucking quit it, already. and tell D i said hi. he'll remember the Psycho Mosh Puppies... or not.
Atomic Fate

Atomic Fate



Jun 1 2009 10:37 PM

LIVE IN CONCERT SATURDAY 6-6-09... COME CHECK OUT THE BANDS ! ! !
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Girl Problems

Girl Problems



May 25 2009 5:04 AM

heyyy
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Cody Lopez



May 17 2009 11:04 PM

THANX FOR THE ADD =]
Brother D

Brother D



Apr 26 2009 12:27 AM

I hear rumor there is a Skuvy the Clown reunion show in the works.
I cant fucking wait!
'A.G.'

Anthony Garofalo



Apr 15 2009 2:06 AM

when are you going to put up more songs????
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Gabriel Sori



Apr 14 2009 7:09 PM

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Eat People

Eat People



Apr 4 2009 4:40 AM

Cool.
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Rev. Merrybear Koehl



Mar 3 2009 6:21 AM

Salutations!

You ROCK!


Peace, Blessings & Rock on!
Rev.
Rick Koehl, ULC
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FourYearBeard

FourYearBeard



Feb 9 2009 2:59 PM

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Dec 23 2008 3:50 PM

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Left Wing Fascists

Left Wing Fascists



Oct 9 2008 11:55 AM

Thanks for the Add! Keep Rockin in Rocket land!
Sid's old myspace.

Sid's old myspace.



Dec 13 2007 1:00 AM

hey Skurvy I've had your albums for a few years now I have to say Florida Nightmare is my effin favorite out of em, Opie's got a Boner is awesome too, there's alot of em that crack me up and most of em are about 6 seconds long, now thats punk!!
Jake Crash

Jake Crash



Sep 15 2007 1:29 PM

tron

tron



Jun 18 2007 9:26 PM

Id rather be homeless than live with kids.
The Real EssWay OadwayBray

The Real EssWay OadwayBray



May 15 2006 3:39 PM

ARRRRRRRR football fuckheads have no brains, i wanna suck face with janine, come on out of the closet amigos lets resurrect the karma tapes.............!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRR
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