Angela Enlightenment

I am laid back. I am way too nice. I am into playing guitar and singing, writing music and poetry and am very much trying to get my music career up and atem. I am a retired BMX Freestyler. I was flowed by Haro and Vans. Stunt Girl is my currant sponsor. I used to run the worlds most famous BMX Freestyle e-Mag NotFreestylin.com I ran it from remote places on a laptop from the 80s finding dialups all over the world to hook up to and bring the world BMX interviews and news while I was homeless. I judge flatland and park comps and MC demos. Prior to that I was in a popular band until my guitarist died and my bass player was almost murdered in our house and I had to beat crazy fucking lunatics off of him. At the time I was touring with a Theatre troop called Theater Complete in HighSchool where I had written and preformed the songs for the social awareness plays about abuse and violence. Irony is a bitch. Prior to that I was a mostly into athletics and camping. My awards and qualifications: Weight Training instructor, Bronze Cross and Leadership Lifeguard and Swimming Instructor, Reiki Grandmaster, Five Star Horsemanship Award, Second Level Wind Surfing, Level D Canoing, CPR Certificate, Green Belt Judo, White Belt Aikido, Assistant Health Recover Tai Chi Instructor, Third place International Judo championships, Second place Cross Wolf Lake Swim, 4 Gold Rowing Medals, Highschool Rowing Award, Outdoor Survival Award etc... I coached rowing in high school and was one of Ontario's top rowers winning many awares in Rowing. I moved a lot and have ended up going to about 15 schools in my life. I have a high I.Q. that ranges at about 155 but I suck at school because I am just really rebellious honestly. But way nerdy. It's a strange mix. My Pappy (grandfather) invented Tig Welding and my Grandpa was Winston Churchill's body guard. My Ammie (grandmother) was the only paid female in her baseball league and was a ringer pitcher and teams would hire her to throw no hitters. So she would. My Mother was the First women to Graduate from St Lawrence College Business Program and my family on my mom's side is descendants from French Royalty. I am the first women to be recognized in the sport of BMX in Canada and one of the pioneering women of the sport and it sucks ass. Really. The sexism is crazy. But I got my first BMX when I was five in 1980 and you would think I would be better at it than I am. I do ok. I went to College for radio broadcasting but then my dear sweet Tyler died and he and I had lived in my car when I was in a pretty fucked up place in my life and I lost my fucking mind which happen much more back in the day because like I said... fucked up dude. I lived through a lot of abuse neglect and crap that you usually only hear about in movies and on the news. And it all destroyed my dreams for a while. But I am getting all that back on track. I can do anything and I know that. I am obsessed with Alice in Wonderland, Unicorns, Ninjas, Art, Purple, Teal, Gold, Pink, Black, Silver and Buddhist Monks. I am a Reiki Grandmaster and Crystal Healing Therapist. I am highly, highly energy sensitive and have telekinetic, empathic, claircognisant abilities and I see auras. I see and feel energy and have clear lucid, prophetic and astral travel dreams. I have two cats Mo and Lulu and I love them like mad. They are hilarious. I have a massive crystal collection but I want more. I spend my time alone mostly in the woods and by the river in my back yard. I have very few close friends. And right now my life is sorta boring. I like people for short periods of time or if I am preforming for them. I am bisexual. A real one. And yes we do exist and no I am not confused or undecided. I am a pretty hardcore tomboy but I think I clean up pretty good. I like manners and cleanliness. I find it hard to talk to talk men older than me even by a few years. I tend to be a cougar. I have a huge crush on The Sounds and 30 Seconds to Mars and they both rule my world. I adore little miss M Lazar. I am not judgmental but if I do judge people its on how nice they treat others, themselves and the earth not on clothes or sex or race or whatever other unimportant reason there is to judge a person. I don't have heroes... nothing meets any expectations I have of humanity but I believe it's achievable to just be a good person and have a virtuous heart. I talk in accents randomly and use suffixes inappropriately and often. I'm probably going to hit on you cuz I hit on most people but I flirt very naturally and not in some lame ass way that makes people uncomfortable... ok well maybe sometimes... but trust me... Im just sweet. I am the Unicorn Queen. I am sKwirl. I am Angie... I have no real name anymore I just answer to questions directed at me.