Hey you. Yeah, you. Why don't you click that odd-looking photo to the left of these words? You will most likely enjoy the sounds that start to emanate from your speakers.
...and if they don't start, click the 'play' button.
...or check your volume level. Are you sure your speakers are connected? Look at the back of the tower. Try opening the control panel, and then looking at audio properties and such...
Are you sure you clicked 'play'? Is the volume level of the player turned up? Are you sure? I don't understand...
You aren't deaf, are you? Oooooooh... Well... eesh. Sorry. My mistake. Yikes... Yeah, that's probably the problem... Check your volume level again.