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Slade Ham
Stand-Up
No time for fucking arrogance...

Male
33 years old
Houston
United States



Last Login: 7/10/2009
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BioSlade Ham is not standard fare in the comedy world. Over the last decade, he’s generated a cult following of not only his stand up, but of the volumes of online Rants he churns out weekly. From social issues to the perils of his previous eight year, train wreck relationship, Slade’s show takes you places you thought only you had been… and when it’s over, you realize there’s hope at the end of it all. It’s not motivational or inspirational; it’s just true.

A veteran of multiple USO tours for our troops overseas, Slade has taken his trademark brand of intensity to four different continents, leaving audiences howling every time. Off stage, Slade lends his talents to the production of independent films, most recently starring in and co-directing the award winning "Fist Full of Pills" along with fellow Texas comedian Tom Hester. The film was showcased at the Montreal Just For Laughs Festival and was the recipient of an Honorable Mention, coming in second only to a Kevin Pollack film. The follow up, “Kill Whitey”, featuring the same creative team, was released in May 2007.

Adding to the list in the past year, Slade was invited by Christopher Titus to open at the taping of his “5th Annual End of the World Tour” for Comedy Central at the South Beach Comedy Festival.

In 2006 Slade had the honor of headlining XM Radio’s “Best of Texas” two hour special, and his 2nd CD “Redemption” remains one of XM Comedy’s most requested. “Redemption” also features original music from Kevin Martin of Candlebox fame, and receives almost daily airplay on XM Channel 150. His third project, “Anywhere But Here”, is set for an early 2008 release.

Original, fast paced, and always putting the audience first… Slade Ham is on the verge of something huge. The crowd simply never leaves disappointed. More importantly though, they leave as fans.

Websitesladeham.com
Films"A Fist Full of Pills" - Slade Ham, Tom Hester
"Kill Whitey" - Slade Ham, Tom Hester
Albums"The FCC Can Kiss My Ass"
"Redemption"

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Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Occupation:Comedian/Ninja
Income:$150,000 to $250,000


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Old Market - Ethiopia
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Blackhawk 1 - The View From My Seat
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The Whiskey Brothers - Intro
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Kill Whitey
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Fist Full of Pills
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Slade Ham - Smoking Ban (ft.
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About me:


First off, go to www.sladeham.com. That's a rule. I wrote it.

With that said, welcome to my page. You either came on purpose or on accident, or you are doing some psychodelic drug that prevents you from realizing you are even here in the first place... in which case all this black and brown is probably saying something profound to you right now. Write it down, it may be important.

Anything you want to know probably has already found it's way into my blog. I'm a typical Type A personality. I virtually live off caffeine and adrenaline. I probably won't like you. I find myself giving advice much more easily than I take it. Things always work out for me. Always. I surround myself with people that are more successful than I am. I am a college drop out and quite proud of it. I am incapable of being unhappy as long as I have my motorcycle and my iPod. I have fallen down enough to not be afraid of it anymore. People gravitate to me and I don't always understand why. The truth remains the funniest thing I could ever talk about. I have two cats, but they don't live with me, and I really don't give a shit what anyone thinks about that. While I don't hate it, I also don't get many urges to eat ice cream. I am not easily intimidated. I also spend a lot of time at a particular coffee shop clearing my head so I can fill it back up. Battlestar Galactica was quite possibly the best show on television. I have never broken a bone, but I have had a ridiculous amount of stitches. I believe it's important to help wherever you can, though only when it isn't enabling the person you're helping. I am not sure how many countries I have been to. Accountability and taking responsibility are incredibly important to me. I own one pair of tennis shoes, and I don't know where they are. There are certain people I would not save from drowning. Some of them are children. I'm only being honest. Rock music is my vice, world music is my mistress. I am superficial when it comes to women, though I cannot be around anyone for any extended period of time if they are not completely brilliant. I remain in awe that anyone might have read this this far. Chocolate Pop Tarts rock. So does fried food.



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Slade Ham's Friends Comments
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Erin





Jul 9 2009 8:16 PM

I really enjoy reading your blogs! very funny and insightful
kayla





Jul 8 2009 1:13 AM

Im disapointed in you!! You dont have a pic. of the most beautiful thing you saw in Saudi on your profile.??
@@ NoAh @@





Jul 7 2009 5:39 AM

freez ummm
the Original Christina Lopez





Jun 28 2009 7:56 PM

Watch out having a picture of your eye as your default....or I'll poke your eye out next!
summer





Jun 27 2009 1:37 AM

soooooo....have you heard of the band TV on the Radio?
Jeromy





Jun 26 2009 6:36 PM

Creed rulz!

Thanks for the add man!
Tiffany





Jun 26 2009 4:42 PM

Have a wonderful weekend!!!
SOUK-E's OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE





Jun 24 2009 9:42 PM

hehe...u make me laugh!!!!

i have a story that will make you laugh...
Flacosaurus Rex





Jun 17 2009 3:54 PM

Yo Slade.....thanks for the note but I can't read or write so blogs are pretty boring for me. You understand.
FEAGIN





Jun 15 2009 4:25 PM

We had a great time at your show Saturday night!
Brandon = G-Force





Jun 11 2009 9:27 PM

That profile pic of you and the cheetah is badass! Cheetahs rock!!
Danielle





Jun 11 2009 4:51 PM

Thanks for the add hun! haha
Keep in touch and don't be a stranger...

xoxo
Danielle
Sami





Jun 9 2009 7:51 PM

Have a great week!
koo koo ka chu





Jun 9 2009 3:14 PM

Thanks for adding me. Hope you have a wonderful day!
J.lyn





Jun 3 2009 11:26 PM

Thanks for the add darlin. Make sure to leave some luv on your favorite pics and keep in touch.

J.Lyn
~~~~~~Ivy~~~~~~~





Jun 3 2009 2:24 PM

just wanted to stop in and say hey!
let me know when you'll be in CO again, I'll stop by and see ya! :)
Sunshyne





Jun 1 2009 9:22 PM

Next time you get a fever, I'm going to bust out the black light and highlighters and we'll have a delirious party. :P
Coke





Jun 1 2009 8:24 PM

hello handsome
Coral





Jun 1 2009 5:58 PM

I was born in Gilmer Texas. I always thought I was a smart ass until now. Shit you are funny. My ass is so sunburnt right now I never thought I would be so happy to sit on a cold public toilet seat.. The only thing is I got sun tan lines now and that really pisses me off. I was so proud of my sunburnt nipples.. I hope you have a great day-- go out and enjoy the sunshine.. Coral
~Sweet Spirit~





May 31 2009 2:52 AM

Thanks for the add!

My friends and I really enjoyed the show at the Laff Stop last week!
Nat





May 30 2009 2:11 AM

Thanks for the request! Let me know when you come to Phoenix!
DOC





May 28 2009 7:01 AM

wus up Slade jus stoppin by 2 show sum luv and wish u a Happy B-day i hope all is well with u and yours and i hope u enjoyed your day???
Ron K. [MainPage]





May 28 2009 3:03 AM

Have a killer B-DAY & stay comedy!
Shelly Alexis





May 27 2009 7:59 PM

happy slappy
Natalia





May 27 2009 4:56 PM

I think I owe you a toast:

To wish you joy on your birthday,
And all the whole year through,
For all the best that life can hold, Is none too good for you.-Unknown

HAPPY Birthday!!!
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