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Slade Ham
Stand-Up
"It’s amazing what you can do with a little motivation and a lot of whiskey."

Male
32 years old
Beaumont, TEXAS
United States



Last Login:7/26/2008
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   Slade Ham's Comedian Bio
BioSlade Ham is not standard fare in the comedy world. Over the last few years, he’s generated a cult following of not only his stand up, but of the volumes of online Rants he churns out weekly. From social issues to the perils of his previous eight year, train wreck relationship, Slade’s show takes you places you thought only you had been… and when it’s over, you realize there’s hope at the end of it all. It’s not motivational or inspirational; it’s just true.

A veteran of multiple USO tours for our troops overseas, Slade has taken his trademark brand of intensity to four different continents, leaving audiences howling every time. Off stage, Slade lends his talents to the production of independent films, most recently starring in and co-directing the award winning "Fist Full of Pills" along with fellow Texas comedian Tom Hester. The film was showcased at the Montreal Just For Laughs Festival and was the recipient of an Honorable Mention, coming in second only to a Kevin Pollack film. The follow up, “Kill Whitey”, featuring the same creative team, was released in May 2007.

Adding to the list in the past year, Slade was invited by Christopher Titus to open at the taping of his “5th Annual End of the World Tour” for Comedy Central at the South Beach Comedy Festival.

In 2006 Slade had the honor of headlining XM Radio’s “Best of Texas” two hour special, and his 2nd CD “Redemption” remains one of XM Comedy’s most requested. “Redemption” also features original music from Kevin Martin of Candlebox fame, and receives almost daily airplay on XM Channel 150. His third project, “Anywhere But Here”, is set for an early 2008 release.

Original, fast paced, and always putting the audience first… Slade Ham is on the verge of something huge. The crowd simply never leaves disappointed. More importantly though, they leave as fans.

Websitesladeham.com
Films"A Fist Full of Pills" - Slade Ham, Tom Hester
"Kill Whitey" - Slade Ham, Tom Hester
Albums"The FCC Can Kiss My Ass"
"Redemption"

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     Slade Ham's Details
Status:Single
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Occupation:Comedian/Ninja
Income:$150,000 to $250,000


Slade Ham's Clips [View All Clips]
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The Whiskey Brothers - Intro
The Whiskey Brothers - Intro rating
Kill Whitey
Kill Whitey rating
Fist Full of Pills
Fist Full of Pills rating
Slade Ham - Smoking Ban (ft.
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   Slade Ham's Blurbs
About me:


First off, go to www.sladeham.com. That's a rule. I wrote it.

With that said, welcome to my page. You either came on purpose or on accident, or you are doing some psychodelic drug that prevents you from realizing you are even here in the first place... in which case all this black and brown is probably saying something profound to you right now. Write it down, it may be important.

Anything you want to know probably has already found it's way into my blog. I'm a typical Type A personality. I vitrually live off caffeine and nicotene. I probably won't like you. I find myself giving advice much more easily than I take it. Things always work out for me. Always. I surround myself with people that are more successful than I am. I am a college drop out and quite proud of it. I am incapable of being unhappy as long as I have my motorcycle and my iPod. I have fallen down enough to not be afraid of it anymore. People gravitate to me and I don't always understand why. The truth remains the funniest thing I could ever talk about. I have two cats, and I really don't give a shit what anyone thinks about that. While I don't hate it, I also don't get many urges to eat ice cream. I am not easily intimidated. I am addicted to adrenaline. I also spend a lot of time at a particular coffee shop clearing my head so I can fill it back up. Battlestar Galactica is quite possibly the best show on television. I have never broken a bone, but I have had a ridiculous amount of stitches. I believe it's important to help wherever you can, though only when it isn't enabling the person you're helping. I am not sure how many countries I have been to. Accountability and taking responsibility are incredibly important to me. I own one pair of tennis shoes, and I don't know where they are. There are certain people I would not save from drowning. Some of them are children. I'm only being honest. Rock music is my vice, world music is my mistress. I am superficial when it comes to women, though I cannot be around anyone for any extended period of time if they are not completely brilliant. I remain in awe that anyone might have read this this far. Chocolate Pop Tarts rock. So does fried food.



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Slade Ham's Friends Comments
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rumbagod





Jul 25 2008 6:06 PM

december, mclean va, no excuses, i'm there brudda
Melody





Jul 25 2008 11:59 AM

Hello.
NO MONKEY BUSINESS





Jul 25 2008 6:36 AM

Hey just wanted to say Hello. Sorry
I haven't been on so much the last
couple days but I've been running
a fever and not feeling so good.
I go in on Monday for my Surgery.
The long wait is almost over. I
just hope I can shake this fever by
Monday. Crazy thing is I'm not coughing
or anything like that just body aches.
Have a Great Weekend and I'll be back
on next week. I'm just gonna take
a short break till after the Surgery.
~Darryl~
curiosity killed the ali





Jul 25 2008 12:02 AM

he didn't follow through with the '30 day deal'. where's the blog about that beast. the end.
jes





Jul 24 2008 3:38 PM

i dont know how you did that 30 day deal. im on day 4 and IT BLOWS
Christie





Jul 23 2008 7:02 AM

Whats up? I just wanted to tell you I really enjoyed the show in Memphis on Saturday night except the idiot that kept saying Arkansas. Hopefully I will see you next time you stop in Memphis.
Toni





Jul 22 2008 8:23 PM

So I put you on my myspace not but I like you, but b/c I promote funny. There's not enough and most people fail, but not you my friend!
Chris Dodgen





Jul 22 2008 5:44 PM

Fucking candlebox? Seriously?
Rob





Jul 22 2008 5:39 PM

yo brotha! Hey look i am helping with the funny bone/bossier. Everyone loves ya here! So you know its confirmed!..lol...get ur ass here so we can kick it mo-fo!

Its crazy when you find out how fw friends you have till your club closes huh? I feel your pain!!! LOL
tell gary i owe him one call me!
Adam





Jul 21 2008 6:54 PM

It will be luck if you get out of life alive...
emilie is happy!





Jul 21 2008 6:40 PM

good song! the GNR lyric i mean!
Inappropriate





Jul 21 2008 6:36 PM

You're always Ninja ;)
Rarely Operable Brain





Jul 21 2008 12:02 PM

I killed a dragon this weekend - just thought you should know.

Was it unfair for me to also slaughter the entire village that I killed said dragon for when they couldn't pay up? I didn't think it seemed out of the question.
Life may be a box of chocolates--- but why X-lax?





Jul 20 2008 10:28 AM

Thanks for the add!
VintageStyle





Jul 18 2008 9:41 PM

hello slade..
Brown Eyed Girl





Jul 17 2008 7:37 PM

thanks for the add and thanks for the great show you had at Laff*s last Saturday night in ALB. I*m still calling my husband CAPTAIN KANGAROO!! Can*t wait to see you again!
DJ RETRO





Jul 17 2008 12:07 AM

o shit sorry man btw
their are some pics from fox and hound in my photos and ur in a few of them look in the 1 of the fox albums koo!!
DJ RETRO





Jul 17 2008 12:03 AM

yo slade sup man!! how have you been its me josh from the comedy show case...
well just drop by to say wuzzz up
next time u come back to the show case well party again!!!
take care bro!!!
Adam Komar


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Jul 16 2008 9:56 AM

T-shirt idea:
In small print at the top, "If you see Screech, tell him,"
Big print below that, "SLADE SAYS HELLO!"
*~MiRaNdA*~





Jul 15 2008 5:37 PM

hey babe how are you
Lorna





Jul 14 2008 1:02 PM

hey, what is wrong with your website? www.sladeham.com no workie.
H-BOMB Davis [evans|blue]





Jul 9 2008 11:25 AM

Slade... my nigga
hey were going to that Sherlocks again tonight..my friends are playing there "Strippers Lie" ,come out if u can..
Iza Marie





Jul 8 2008 7:00 PM

My favorite color is green and I like buffets.
Bewitching





Jul 8 2008 6:30 PM

Thanks for the add of this profile - have a great night :)
Eme


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Jul 8 2008 12:40 PM

Thanks for the add!
Boxheadsbrewing





Jul 6 2008 2:15 PM

How was the show the other night...can't wait to officially see one!
Catina





Jul 4 2008 10:52 PM

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY
Loop-de-Loop





Jul 4 2008 9:01 PM

Yeah, you need to call me too, Slade ;-P

Thanks for making me not have to kill a baby. I would've hated that!

LOVE the new tshirts. I'll be sure to get one when I get my money from Dubya!
Boxheadsbrewing