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Slade Ham
Stand-Up
Slade Ham No time for fucking arrogance...

Male
33 years old
Houston
United States



Last Login: 11/25/2009
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BioSlade Ham is not standard fare in the comedy world. Over the last decade, he’s generated a cult following of not only his stand up, but of the volumes of online Rants he churns out weekly. From social issues to the perils of his previous eight year, train wreck relationship, Slade’s show takes you places you thought only you had been… and when it’s over, you realize there’s hope at the end of it all. It’s not motivational or inspirational; it’s just true.

A veteran of multiple USO tours for our troops overseas, Slade has taken his trademark brand of intensity to four different continents, leaving audiences howling every time. Off stage, Slade lends his talents to the production of independent films, most recently starring in and co-directing the award winning "Fist Full of Pills" along with fellow Texas comedian Tom Hester. The film was showcased at the Montreal Just For Laughs Festival and was the recipient of an Honorable Mention, coming in second only to a Kevin Pollack film. The follow up, “Kill Whitey”, featuring the same creative team, was released in May 2007.

Adding to the list in the past year, Slade was invited by Christopher Titus to open at the taping of his “5th Annual End of the World Tour” for Comedy Central at the South Beach Comedy Festival.

In 2006 Slade had the honor of headlining XM Radio’s “Best of Texas” two hour special, and his 2nd CD “Redemption” remains one of XM Comedy’s most requested. “Redemption” also features original music from Kevin Martin of Candlebox fame, and receives almost daily airplay on XM Channel 150. His third project, “Anywhere But Here”, is set for an early 2008 release.

Original, fast paced, and always putting the audience first… Slade Ham is on the verge of something huge. The crowd simply never leaves disappointed. More importantly though, they leave as fans.

Websitesladeham.com
Films"A Fist Full of Pills" - Slade Ham, Tom Hester
"Kill Whitey" - Slade Ham, Tom Hester
Albums"The FCC Can Kiss My Ass"
"Redemption"

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Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Occupation:Comedian/Ninja
Income:$150,000 to $250,000


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First off, go to www.sladeham.com. That's a rule. I wrote it.

With that said, welcome to my page. You either came on purpose or on accident, or you are doing some psychodelic drug that prevents you from realizing you are even here in the first place... in which case all this black and brown is probably saying something profound to you right now. Write it down, it may be important.

Anything you want to know probably has already found it's way into my blog. I'm a typical Type A personality. I virtually live off caffeine and adrenaline. I probably won't like you. I find myself giving advice much more easily than I take it. Things always work out for me. Always. I surround myself with people that are more successful than I am. I am a college drop out and quite proud of it. I am incapable of being unhappy as long as I have my motorcycle and my iPod. I have fallen down enough to not be afraid of it anymore. People gravitate to me and I don't always understand why. The truth remains the funniest thing I could ever talk about. I have two cats, but they don't live with me, and I really don't give a shit what anyone thinks about that. While I don't hate it, I also don't get many urges to eat ice cream. I am not easily intimidated. I also spend a lot of time at a particular coffee shop clearing my head so I can fill it back up. Battlestar Galactica was quite possibly the best show on television. I have never broken a bone, but I have had a ridiculous amount of stitches. I believe it's important to help wherever you can, though only when it isn't enabling the person you're helping. I am not sure how many countries I have been to. Accountability and taking responsibility are incredibly important to me. I own one pair of tennis shoes, and I don't know where they are. There are certain people I would not save from drowning. Some of them are children. I'm only being honest. Rock music is my vice, world music is my mistress. I am superficial when it comes to women, though I cannot be around anyone for any extended period of time if they are not completely brilliant. I remain in awe that anyone might have read this this far. Chocolate Pop Tarts rock. So does fried food.



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Slade Ham's Friends Comments
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Dahlia

Sarah Hamby



Nov 24 2009 7:45 PM

I love a man who can make me laugh til my whole body hurts!!
Heather

Heather



Nov 19 2009 9:29 PM

I am of the opinion they don't get the play they deserve. But I'm a rock fanatic so I could be biased.
Heather

Heather



Nov 19 2009 5:23 AM

I'm impressed by your knowledge of Candlebox. Most people where I'm from have never heard of them much less put them in their top friends. Kudos :)
Tricia

Tricia C



Nov 17 2009 8:25 AM

Hey Hottie thanks for the friend request. I got a couple good friends that live in Houston. They are always trying to get me to come down. Maybe I'll take them up on it on day.
Tha Bo$$

Henry wells



Nov 3 2009 7:57 AM

WHAT'S UP BIG BRO? JUST DROPPIN BY TO SAY I MISS MY HOMIE,MY BROTHER, MY VIGILANTE IN CRIME. WE BUST HEADS AND WINDOWS BITCH! LOL....FROM THA TREEHOUSE TO COMEDY TEXAS..WE RULE THA 409. ALPINE CIRCLE 4 LIFE! HIT ME UP 409-499-2958
Ravena

Ravena



Oct 21 2009 8:27 PM

Whoa... Perfect teeth.. snarky sarcastic wit, and tall. Geeze, wonder if the rest of the package is that greeeeat!! LMAO. <~~ My humor.
~*Bran*~

~*Bran*~



Oct 21 2009 1:09 AM

Hey sexy... Just wanted to say hi.
<~*Teara*~>

<~*Teara*~>



Oct 20 2009 6:06 PM

Thanks 4 the request. I think it is awsome that u have the personallity and ability to make ppl laugh and have a good time! Words are powerful and sometimes ppl dont take the time to enjoy life. Laughter is the best medicine out there; and words are something with undescribeable power! Good luck and I hope 2 b able 2 see u in action one day :)
Brittany Clarke

Brittany Clarke



Oct 17 2009 12:05 PM

Hi, I’m so glad we have become friends! I would love to hear your comments on my new single “Its gonna turn” It would mean a lot to me, thanks again for your friendship! Hope to see you down the road
♥If ya want it ask for it...♥

♥If ya want it ask for it...♥



Oct 16 2009 7:43 AM

long time no talk..
*BluVenuS*

Lacey Bowman



Oct 15 2009 7:00 PM

Thank you for the request. hope to see a show of yours sometime. :)
<~>Jenn<~>

Jennifer Becker Myers



Oct 15 2009 2:18 AM

Thank you for the request. Love the page. Thank you for your support for the troops. Later!
LIL MOMMA =}

Stephanie Cox



Oct 13 2009 10:32 PM

Thank you for the friend request!! I love your stuff and I would love to see one of your shows. Have a good week=]
WYLD CHYYLD AKA RETRO

C J



Oct 10 2009 11:21 PM

DANG MAN U STILL IN CANADA?
WHEN RU COMING BACK?
GOTTA GO HIT UP SOME CLUBS LOL...
HEIDE

HEIDE



Oct 6 2009 8:35 PM

My husband and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to him and said,


“Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” he answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
He didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying,
“Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And then the fight started….....
HEIDE

HEIDE



Sep 13 2009 4:45 PM


To Whom it May Concern:
A fellow friend and student of the Greater Space Charter School has recently been found to have contacted head lice. Please thoroughly check all your friends scalps, and look inside their back-packs, clothing, and other Space related articles to take the appropriate steps to insure that there is no cross jumping onto other Space Cadets. We, at The Space Cadet University, take this matter very seriously and hope you will use utmost diligence in keeping the containment within the preferred alloted Space perimeter of Top friends in the bottom 100. This notification concerning an outbreak also includes any recently deleted MySpace friends, although it DOES exclude bald headed Punk Rock musicians currently NOT on tour and recently widowed women over 65 with less than 12 friends.
We are all here to learn, and the Space Board of Higher Learning have all concluded that a jumpy Space Cadet is often difficult to impossible to teach.
Thank you in advance for your prompt attention into this matter of great urgency.
Cordially,
Head Master, Tom
AnG

AnG



Sep 1 2009 7:13 PM

Thank you for the add!!!
Tobi

Tobi



Aug 31 2009 8:20 PM

talking about another FDS reunion around thansgiving. will let you know for sure when I know. or maybe if you find out before me, you can let me know. lol
fiasttro

fiasttro



Aug 26 2009 1:17 AM

thanks for the add buddy...
HEIDE

HEIDE



Aug 22 2009 3:29 PM

Please introduce me to the wonderful neanderthal G.W. at your blog, so I can ream him a nice, new, shiny asshole.
;-(
Ashley

Ashley



Aug 21 2009 8:30 PM

have a wonderful weekend! :)
~~Ivy~~

~~Ivy~~



Aug 18 2009 6:31 PM

just wanted to stop by and say Hello :)
Bobbie

Bobbie



Aug 18 2009 4:18 PM

Can't wait for you to come back to Shreveport to the Funny Bone!
hot baby mama

Tiffany Ashbaugh



Aug 13 2009 4:35 PM

Love the whole blunt "every one just needs to fuck off or shut up" attitude, it good shit where I come from. Keep up the cockiness!!!
-is ignorance bliss-

Christina W.



Aug 12 2009 8:07 PM

Thanks For The Add!!
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