About me:

I am the ringmaster of a travelling art and entertainment act! cinematographic photographer. T-shirt screen printer. Troma film promoter. stage and screen actor. movie set builder. acrylic painter. jazz dinner club singer. comic book colorist. mtv assistant producer. i had what maxim magazine deemed the "most dangerous job", working on aircraft on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier out at sea.... college educated veteran who did not graduate or serve a full term. pizza delivery and door-to-door sales allowed me to be in thousands of strangers' homes. retail forced thousands more into small-talk while i sold hundred-dollar designer jeans with holes already in 'em. i am an open book with all the pages dog-eared from people trying to read into my narrative non-fiction. sporadic behavior mixed with lugosi eyes and random loud unnecessary noises don't go over well on first impressions, or house pets. even my close friends hate me a little. and now back to our previous entry.... i have the super power to evoke extreme emotions without being able to control which emotions or what happens!!! i am clark. "ebullient" "intensity" "effrontery" what was that? i didn't hear you.... i was too busy making jacksonville interesting, bringing san diego, atlanta and new york. Trick Daddy tipped me fifty bucks. pharmeceutical test subject from 1989 to 1997. start things often, finish things when i have to. i have a piano but not a drum kit. i felt up van gogh at the smithsonian, and Dali in st. petersburg. i can play the legend of zelda theme on the piano. i have visited the baseball stadium in yokohama where my grandfather was held prisoner of war. i eat live goldfish. i set my face on fire....at work. i have eaten at mcdonalds in eight countries. i hate deciding what to eat and what to wear. i also hate waiting rooms. i round off my gas cost to a palindrome. i want to get some acting roles that aren't smelly frenchmen, idiot rednecks or creepy carnies.i have seen both the east coast and west coast of the pacific ocean. i love the 6 original mega man games for the nintendo. i get in free at comic conventions. i have a wonderful son and don't know how i got so lucky. both fccj and the up and cummers can kiss my ass. i hate mcdonalds. and the home depot. and the home depot with the mcdonalds inside. and the walmart with the mcdonalds inside. and the fat lady at walmart that eats a double cheeseburger from mcdonalds while she rides around on that motorized cart and shops for more useless crap she doesn't need. i have a collection of over 1000 star wars action figures. and all the talking simpsons figures, too. i have two films in production... and i'm painting little blocks so i can sell art by the pound... sorry, pal... this is as close to pretty and symmetrical as i get !!!