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Slaphog
Rock / Alternative / Grunge

		"All Hail the Coming of the Robot Jesus" PORTLAND, Oregon United States Profile Views: 3741 Last Login: 6/13/2008
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Slaphog: General Info

Member Since	12/22/2005
Band Website	slaphog.com
Band Members	Blake Kincaid - Guitar Eli Osterberg - Bass Steve Novotny - Drums George Renan - Vocals Dick Thyne - Dead & Arisen Spirit Robot Jesus - Messiah bringing peace and understanding between robots and humans, thus avoiding the coming apocalypse of the robot revolution.
Influences	Rock Operas like: Hair Jesus Christ Superstar Tommy Ziggy Stardust Joe's Garage Hedwig and the Angry Inch Rocky Horror The Wall Theatrical Bands like: Hawkwind - anarchist space rock, could there be a higher calling? Idiot Flesh - we need secret inflatable appendiges GWAR - pigs blood or fake semen, as an audience member which do you want to be sprayed with? KISS - mainly just the platform boots, breathing fire is so 2005 Spinal Tap - in those plastic pods! George keeps an entire watermelon in his pants, but he doesn't wrap it in tinfoil so we can get through customs more easily. Total Inspiration: Captain Beefheart Jimi Hendrix Frank Zappa Ian Gillan as Jesus Christ John Torturo as Jesus Don Genaro from those Carlos Castenada books Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers Chrome and Helios Creed Nik Turner and all the Robots, little and large, bless their shiny little heads!
Sounds Like	Black Sabbath - from the 70s Frank Zappa - the guitar oriented stuff FuManchu - but our songs are about more than skateboarding and car racing Clutch - they might be the Slaphog of the South Spinal Tap - where fiction and reality blend The Darkness - George doesn't do falsetto, alas Queens of the Stone Age - infectious, like any good germ Killdozer - going to the beach & free love in amsterdam! JESUS - He's pointing at YOU, Muthaphuckah!
Type of Label	None

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About Slaphog

Slaphog invites you to join the new ONE TRUE RELIGION of the Cybersavior: cute little baby Robot Jesus.

Come to our shows! We are touring the vast continent of Portlandia this summer. At each show we will reveal a new revelation of the Cybersavior. As we create the bridge for life to cross from the age of humanity into the age of robots - BE THERE!

LISTEN to our music! The mp3s that we upload to this site represent your musical destiny. Slaphog is creating a nexus of creative energy that will concentrate human essence and form the starting point for the explosion of mind fire that will consume the universe in total awareness.

To fully succumb to your destiny, go to - The Hogblog - that is where the mere humans channeling the Slaphog mysteries reveal their earthly origins.

You should visit our Robot Hymnal so you can study up to pray to the Baby Robot Jesus. He/She/It will bless you a googleplexfold.

Be our FRIEND. We want to be a friend to all fellow travelers. In our friend collection you will find other Portland bands, Portland venues, influences, prophets, and really cool people. As a rule we say "yes" to friend requests, unless its from one of those fake profiles from a porn site. Talk about bad robots!

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D'Merde Salon	Jul 23 2008 3:17 PM Can't wait t'see you on the 8th!! xoxoxo
Jessica Buck: MindBuck Media, Literary Promotion	May 13 2008 12:18 PM Hey Slaphog! Come drink absinthe with me on Friday... xoxo JB
norms	Mar 3 2008 4:46 PM hey george whats up i haven't been here in a while and hey its not bad at all!! nice style rock n roll!!
CL	Jan 27 2008 5:22 PM My interpretive art is a live-action performance inspired by the bands I perform with. I collaborate with other musicians to create an artistic performance that's never been seen before. While the bands play on stage, I translate their music so you hear the colors and see the sounds. Trading in paintbrushes for twisted and crumbled, recycled newspaper give me the edge and depth I need when painting. It also points out the importance of finding new uses for old things - especially when it's used to create something new. Bands/musicians/artists,that I have worked with: Tre(lowercasesounds,Nent-Agri), Noahs ark was a spaceship, SPSRecordsnstudios, Blunt Force Monkey, The Pink Snowflakes It's all ART to me! I just love to create! Thank you all for your support, not just for me but for all independent artists. Upcoming Shows and Gallery: Feb. TBA, 2008 Word of mouth gallery March 8, 2008 Gotham Tavern w/Lisa Mann March 21, 2008 Twilight Room w/Jenny Sizzler 2008- TBA - w/Riverpool I'm always on the lookout for talented groups to perform with. So, if you are looking to add that something extra to your live show, let's collaborate.
Jessica Buck: MindBuck Media, Literary Promotion	Jan 15 2008 10:44 PM Hey You! So ya gots some trax from when I played drums?? You should come to my next salon! It was wildly entertaining... XOXOX Jessie
CL	Jan 12 2008 7:13 PM we should do a show together!
george	Jan 1 2008 8:15 PM Now these guys really know how to have a staged birth!
HydroJen	Dec 11 2007 4:23 PM Just so you know... Nick and I have hosted two legondary parties... and King and Queen lab coat made it to BOTH of them. Which means you rule!
george	Oct 7 2007 9:26 PM
Dream Art Science	Sep 12 2007 10:17 PM Hey! Greetings from San Francisco. FYI, our song "Gates of the Duat" -- a melodic mythic space with a solid reggae groove -- is a free download. Peace! Dream Art Science
www.507paradise.com	Sep 7 2007 10:20 AM
GHOST MOTOR	Jul 4 2007 4:19 AM
life size ghosts	Jun 27 2007 1:07 PM funfunfun! pppz2slaphog
norms	Jun 27 2007 9:24 AM im yr long distance fan!! hhehehe come here to play at my backyard
MINNOW	Jun 6 2007 7:15 PM ready.go.
Lack of Respect	Jun 5 2007 1:30 PM Finally! The Lack is back and on the attack in Seattle!!! Don't miss this killer line up. See you all there!
MINNOW	May 28 2007 10:17 AM cant wait to rock with you!!!!
Lie Big	May 25 2007 11:59 AM Hey there! Our album - Severed is now available to buy through CD Baby! Please check out the links on our page. You can also listen to 2 minutes of every track on the CD Baby site. Thanks for your support RRRRRRRRRROCK
Dr. Octagon	Apr 26 2007 11:17 AM Sup?
GHOST MOTOR	Apr 19 2007 10:26 PM
Lack of Respect	Mar 17 2007 2:06 PM Happy St. Patricks Day from your good buds Lack of Respect! Here's to you, Slaphog for being our friend!
george	Jan 30 2007 11:17 PM Speaking of rock operas, remeber this Depalma classic? http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=53308372
SPACEHEAD - Officeless space	Jan 2 2007 6:57 PM Thank You for your co-operation. Spacehead hope that you have had a Merry Asimulation Period & Hope You Will Be Happy In Your New Sphere mk-2007 "Welcome To A Future!"
Alarming Press	Dec 30 2006 9:30 PM Alarming Press.
george	May 13 2006 12:55 AM Put on some new songs for the peoples that dont get to hear you so often! You know.... Something goood.
HydroJen	May 6 2006 12:26 PM I love making robotic scary alien cyborg noises!!
HydroJen	Apr 17 2006 5:52 PM How was the easter robot jesus with strippers show? I couldn't come because we had jet lagged guests...
Satan	Apr 15 2006 2:39 PM So is this new Jesus for everyone, or just for the robots amongst us? Exactly how will George "give birth" to the new baby robot? I would imagine it will be all pointy, and that could hurt coming out of small opening. But which opening? I will be there to help with the religious trappings. Keep the hellfires burning - SATAN
george	Mar 23 2006 5:13 PM Are we playing the D.R.F? if so let me know for sure so I can do some "promoting". I am not sure what that means but I would like to do something.
george	Jan 21 2006 9:45 PM blake I want to sing space monkeys! please oh please let me sing that song! it sounds funnnnn!
HydroJen	Jan 15 2006 6:46 PM Nice Jesus Picture. "8-year olds dude."
george	Jan 13 2006 11:02 PM one day mother fucker.. I will sing one song. The song will be about all sorts of thing and dont think it wont. just U C..... love giana
Preston	Jan 13 2006 5:00 PM I am looking forward to hearing "Home Surgery Kit" and whatever else ya got.....you were my 13th comment an on Friday the 13th. two negatives make a.....double negative. thanks much! I am going to go break a mirror under a ladder with an umbrella open inside. i heart bad luck, and slaphog ;)
george	Jan 12 2006 2:06 PM Blake go to my space, Not Myspace, but you know to listen to Pete miser's awsome some about Myspace called Add Me.
Satan	Jan 8 2006 6:14 PM Hey guys, Satan here, I've been following your career since way back, and I gotta say: Way to go! Satan really likes the new album name: The Robot Jesus. I am building a Robot Jesus right now! Hows that for a coinkidink? Satan out, got some temptation to attend to.
george	Jan 6 2006 1:05 AM I am in SlapHog and I dont know who Clutch is. WHO IS CLUTCH CLUTC CLUT CLU CL CCCC.......
HydroJen	Jan 5 2006 7:51 PM I take full credit for the "sounds like Clutch" thing ;-)
Eli

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