7 am- Wake up confused, disoriented, alone, and nude. 10:01 am- wake up in a suit bought in London that's much too small, and i haven't ever been to London. 11 am- drink wiskey out of the flesh of a gazelle 12:35 pm- Put on tight white Jordache jeans. Wonder if tight jeans are cutting off circulation to brain 3 pm- tanning salon. doing it and doing it and doing it well. 9 pm- call girl i made out with in 10th grade, ask her if she is as lonely as me, she declines to comment. 2 am- get blindly drunk at local bar and alienate middle class workers by tucking penis between legs and pretending to be a domestic woman, but they see through my ruse. Leave before inevitable beating. 3 am- Fall asleep in pile of trash.
Basics:
Name:
Seth C. Bell
Date of Birth:
December 28th, 1984
Birthplace:
Lincoln, NE at 2:13pm
Current Location:
Lincoln, NE
Eye Color:
Blue in the winter, Hazel in the summer
Hair Color:
Brown in the winter, Dirty blonde in the summer
Height:
5 ft. 11 in.
Heritage:
Bohemian
Piercings:
Are for females
Tattoos:
Currently 3, but I want one covered up and redone and a partial sleeve
Favourite:
Band/Singer:
Too many, music is an excellent neutral to too many emotions
Song:
Again too many
Movie:
Boondock Saints, Fletch
Disney Movie:
Don't really have one
TV show:
House M.D, or UFC Fight Night
Color:
Black
Food:
Ice Cream
Pizza topping:
Beef and Mushroom
Ice-Cream Flavor:
Snickers
Drink (alcoholic):
Mickey's 40 oz.
Soda:
Soda is a death drink, it will kill you slowly
Store:
Don't shop very often, Wal-mart!!!
Clothing Brand:
Affliction
Shoe Brand:
Nike Shox
Season:
Summer
Month:
December
Holiday/Festival:
Christmas, without snow is great!
Flower:
Rose
Make-Up Item:
Huh??!
Board game:
Monopoly
This or That
Sunny or rainy:
Lightning and thunder
Chocolate or vanilla:
Chocolate 90% of the time
Fruit or veggie:
Fruit
Night or day:
Day
Sour or sweet:
Sour
Love or money:
Trick question, I dont have either, both would be superb!
Phone or in person:
In person
Looks or personality:
Again a trick question, but personality is much better for my style
Coffee or tea:
Neither
Hot or cold:
Hot, I hate cold weather, unless Im skiing then its ok
Your:
Goal for this year:
School, MMA, Bills, etc..
Most missed memory:
Back in the day, which was a Wednesday, in case you didnt know
Best physical feature:
Arms and Smile
First thought waking up:
BOO!!!!!!!!!
Hypothetical personality disorder:
God complex
Preferred type of plastic surgery:
Don't fix what isn't broken
Sesame street alter ego:
Elmo, but less gay and furry
Fairytale alter ego:
All 7 dwarves
Most stupid remark:
Just be around me for a night and Ill probably say something that could go here
Rock (Alternative, Grunge, Grindcore, Industrial, hardcore, screamo, Rip Rock, etc..), but anything and everything really. From classical to country and rap (though it is in rapid decline due to lack of actual "artists") to reggae (also in rapid decline as most artists are dying, lol). Except Macy Gray, she makes me want to swallow a knife.
BOONDOCK SAINTS, Smokin Aces, Fight Club, 300, Die Hard Series, The Godfather, Scarface, Goodfellas, Untouchables...so, mostly action/violence but, I love to watch comedies(WIll ferrell and Adam Sandler) and old school kung-fu movies(Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris). Black and whites with anyone really(Cagney, Bogart, Sinatra, etc.). John Wayne is the only cowboy I can stand. I like suspense movies not to be confused with horror or bloody movies.
Television
House, Scrubs, Adult Swim(Aqua teen hunger force, 12 oz. mouse, robot chicken) UFC, and Sports!
Books
Don't read books much anymore, which sucks, but I do read magazines often...Maxim, Stuff, SI, Mens Health, Muscle and Fitness, and Blender mostly
Heroes
My family, they would do absolutely anything for me. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. Also Quinton "Rampage" Jackson and SFC Sughart and MSG Gordon, the last 2 people to receive the Medal of Honor, in Somalia.
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. ~Tyler Durden, Fight Club.....
I am Seth, or "slapnuts" as my friends affectionately call me. I would rather be infamous than famous. I have a hero complex and want to be remembered for something radical. I like to ride motorcycles, be mellow with friends, practice mixed martial arts when I'm not injured, and workout when Im stressed. I like to write, poetry mostly. Honesty is a good trait in people, brutal honesty is a turn-on. Life is fairly busy right now, Im back in school pursuing a Physical Therapy Masters (though I'm far from it at this point), maintaining a full-time job, and trying to figure out the meaning of my life, and stay sane all at once. Personality is never in short supply. Sarcasm is my weapon of choice. Favorite drug...is that feeling you get when something dangerous happens or when someone scares the crap out of you, Im addicted to feeling like that! Anything else..just ask!
You Are The Hulk
Super strong and super scary, you were never meant to be a superhero.
You're not really into saving the world. And the world better get out of your way.
Who I'd like to meet: Fake people bore me and Rich people enrage me. Anyone that has a good head on their shoulders, has a strong conviction to the things they believe in, and promote spontaneity.
If you think you can keep up, message me!
Still trying to run. I have been lazy lately, too much to do, too little time! Yep, married...crazy huh? It will be a year in June! What is your story lately?
Hey! did mom tell you we are flying home for the weekend of her birthday and Danielle Heusinkvelt's wedding? it's April 4-7 you better be around so you can meet your new niece and goddaughter. Love ya!
HEllo my long lost brother!! Just wanted to let you know that you had better have some free time that weekend of mom's birthday cause I know you miss me and you want to see your goddaughter!! PLus she said she was gonna have family over that sunday and you have to come anyway!!! LOVE YOU!!!
hey whats up man? ive been tryin to get ahold of brady but he never answers his phone or checks his myspace can you please tell him to message me or something cuz i need all of his information like you gave me. thanks for helping me out. talk to you later
