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I'm also a writer of fanfiction!
After weeks of harassing Myspace, I've finally convinced them to once again allow linking to AdultFanFiction.net! Hooray!
My primary work as of now, and (by far) the most popular, Sinners is an adventure/romance novel about a young man and his Gardevoir falling in love, despite the enormous stigma that their society has against such a thing. As the lovers try to avoid the world's judgmental glare, they find themselves embroiled in conflict with the disturbing and inhuman Kiako Sensiari, the dark man he swears loyalty to, and the combined criminal forces of Hoenn, all of whom seem to be after some terrible power that has been locked away for centuries.
The Sinners Halloween Special, this oneshot is decidedly less dark---and more fluffy---than the main Sinners story. Slash takes Gardevoir out on her first Halloween, and the pair find an...adventurous...use for one of her lollipops.
The Sinners Valentine's Special. When a strange pink aura envelops Mauville, Slash and Psymakio find out that there's a little magic left in their faltering world.
The Sinners Anniversary Special. Perhaps it was fitting that the question was posed under a storm-darkened and moonless night sky. But as for Psymakio's answer---an emphatic affirmative, followed by her throwing herself into her mate's embrace, the pair eventually falling down and making love in the soft grass---that was right.
A special little oneshot involving Ash (from the anime) being taught a lesson in type alignments that he will never, ever forget...at the hands (?) of an Onix.
Jesus and Muhammad, a bit shaken up after seeing the horrible actions of their so-called followers, take solace in each other's arms. There will be a sequel.
animal rights, anti-militarism, aquariums, astronomy, atheism, biology, comedy and humor, drawing, environmental science, evolutionary science, flash production, geology, hiking, history, lgbt rights, martial arts, meditation, philosophy, physics, politics, pornography and erotica, reading, resisting the corrupt legal system and government, resisting the intrusion of religion on things that don't involve magical invisible men, satanism, standing in thunderstorms, swimming, swordplay, tree climbing, video games, weather, writing.
Music
My ultimate favorite group is Bon Jovi, mainly because, unlike the plethora of idiots out there who pretend that rap is a genre of music, Bon Jovi's works actually have MEANING, and don't fade into the background after a year or two.
Johnny Lima is a god of music, the only guy I've ever compared to Bon Jovi---the ultimate compliment. His stuff is a bit harder to find, but that just makes it all the sweeter when you manage to hunt down Shine On or Version 1.2!
Whitesnake is another excellent group, who, like Bon Jovi, are capable of playing both head-banging hard rock and beautiful slower, romantic music.
Chicago is what I listen to for softer rock music, with some of their songs having playcounts in the thousands on my playlist.
Good ol' school Kiss is another awesome band, with everything from the hardcore stylings of Love Gun to the rock ballad Forever resonating through the years.
There is very little 'modern' music that I enjoyed, but there are a few System of a Down tracks I like, as well as a lot of single songs from numerous groups (like Three Days Grace's Animal I Have Become)...
I've also been known to spend hours listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart. lol.
Movies
The Rocky movies are likely my favorite series, with Rocky IV being my favorite movie, period. Very beautiful story about overcoming impossible odds and finding one's worth not in publicity or money, but in one's self.
The James Bond movies are always classics. I've seen all of them at some point or another, although I could never pick a single favorite. My favorite Bond actor was, of course, Sean Connery.
Titanic was another beautiful movie, and not just because the sexy Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio were in it, heh. I cried during this movie, I admit it, fuck you if you didn't.
The Pursuit of Happyness was a damned fine work, as well, featuring a phenomenal performance by Will Smith. Incredibly compelling.
The Star Wars movies are another old-school favorite. The original trilogy is probably the best, but the new ones were pretty good as well (with the exception of Jar Jar Binks). It does a pretty good job of showing that there is no such thing as pure evil...that all action is a consequence of something else, and that there are many, many shades of gray...
I am likely the only person on earth who thinks Jurassic Park 3 was a pretty okay movie.
Television
Anime I watch or have watched: Inuyasha, Naruto, Sailor Moon, Big O, Cowboy Bebop, Outlaw Star, Trigun, Trinity Blood, Ranma 1/2, Tenchi Muyo, Samurai Champloo, Paranoia Agent, S-Cry-Ed, Eureka Seven, Bleach, FLCL, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ghost in the Shell, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Yu Yu Hakusho, Wolf's Rain, Witch Hunter Robin, Blue Gender, Code Geass. Animes with over fifty episodes tend to bore me, no matter how cool they started out. I also tend to dislike animes that end with all of humanity becoming liquids/disappearing/being the source of the monster through collective unconsciousness.
I'm a fan of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Star Trek (TOS, TNG, DS9, Voyager), CSI, and pretty much anything on Animal Planet, although I'm particularly fond of Meerkat Manor and Hot British Lady Speaks Sternly At Dogs (It's Me or the Dog, but my title is better).
Lately I've also started watching lots of old TV Land shows, such as Good Times, Three's Company, Sanford and Son, and The Jeffersons. Dy-no-mite.
Books
I'm a huge Stephen King fan.
My favorite books of his include It, Pet Semetary, The Stand, The Shining, Eyes of the Dragon, and Misery. King is really good at character development; most authors make characters and write the life into them...King's characters seem to have a life of their own entirely.
And, of course, his ultimate story series, The Dark Tower, is made up of the best seven books I have ever read, and form a huge influence on my own writing...and my way of thinking...
Heroes
Veterinarians, conservationists, radical environmentalists (attacking whaling ships is something I totally see myself doing), scientists, astronauts and the guys who make nifty robots and spaceships, satirists who pull no punches, philosophers (who leave the whole "are we in the Matrix" kinda shit alone), and the brave brothers who fought the good fight against the Cult of Scientology.
Specific examples include James Randi, Thomas Edison, Doctor Kevin Fitzgerald, John Kricfalusi.
Pensacola High School
Pensacola, FL
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: International Baccalaureate, Newspaper (Quill and Scroll)
About me:
Howdy. I'm Slash Firestorm, Newgrounder, nature dork, and an increasingly-popular writer at AdultFanFiction.net. Specifics on my flash and writing work can be found in the Interests section of this page and in my blog.
My pride and joy is my current major writing project, Sinners, a romance set against a backdrop of jealousy, bitterness, and discrimination. Maybe the Pokemon theme makes it sound silly, but the story itself is serious, and I'm honored to have received so many messages from fans regarding it. Thanks, everyone. :-D
Sinners is currently being updated with shorter, more frequent chapters, which should be less of a strain on me and more of a delivery for you. There may still be the occasional monstrous 20000+ word chapter, however.
Anyway, I've been trying to think of a way to mention my personality, likes and dislikes, and decided I'll go with the "personal ad" format. While I'm not looking for love on the fucking internet, it's still a good idea to have it out there, heh. :3
Name: Slash Firestorm. Jason in real life, but on the internets, I'm definitely more Slash than Jason, heh.
Hails From: Canadian-born, American-raised. Living in and loathing the south.
Likes: Nature (specifically meteorology), reading, writing, intelligent and creative conversation.
Dislikes: Intolerance, wall lions, unintelligent conversation, people who sell themselves out, people who tell me that 'laying down and closing my eyes' is a cure for my insomnia.
Turn-ons: Strawberries, thunderstorms, a good Stephen King novel.
Turn-offs: Lights being left on after one leaves the room, grudges, power lines.
Favorite Quote: "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win."---Gandhi
I am the kind of person who only needs a few friends, as long as those few friends are all awesome people.
Okay, that's all for now. Any other views of mine can be found in my blog, my rather-new livejournal, or simply by asking me. Anyone can e-mail me, anytime, whether it be to chat or get on my Sinners mailing list or whatever. I only ignore stupid questions and block stupid people.
ALSO, IN REGARDS TO COMMENTS ON THIS PAGE: KEEP ANY IMAGES 464 OR LESS PIXELS WIDE. ANY PAGE-STRETCHING IMAGES AND/OR COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED.
Who I'd like to meet: Any member of Newgrounds! I'm particularly interested in talking with flash authors and statwhores, although I'm more than happy to make friends with any Newgrounder! So feel free to contact me here or private message me on Newgrounds!
I also love to talk to fellow writers and to fans of my work! Feel free to talk to me here, review my works (I respond to every single one of them!), or e-mail me! You can get on the Sinners Mailing List and find out about my upcoming updates and future works, too! :3
Anyone who knew me in real life, and hasn't become a dumbfuck over the years, you can also go ahead and drop me a line if you desire. Make sure you mention who you are and where/when you knew me from, though, because my memory is atrocious. :-(
I'll pretty much talk with anyone as long as you're not pushing dick pills or chain letters, lol. I'm very friendly, so don't hesitate to say hi. :3
I'm not looking for e-love, but if anyone in Pensacola happens to be interested in talking, drop me a line. :3
Also, in particular, anyone supporting the LGBT rights movement is more than welcome to hit me up. The anti-gay movement dominating right-wing politics is as outdated and discriminatory as anti-miscegenation was, and it will fall just as surely. It's our generation's duty to help our era's civil rights movement.
This is vitally important: anyone sending me a friend request MUST send a message as well, explaining who you are and why I should care. This is not optional; any requests without an accompanying message will be summarily denied and marked as spam. This policy allows me to delete spam requests without worrying about deleting someone legitimate.
Hey um has Newgrounds have quit reminding you when your fave authors submit new movies and games?
I use to get those email reminders all the time lol.....
It used to be on and off kind of thing but now it has completely stopped.....
For example....I have the creator of Blockhead on my favorite authors and I looked at the front page of Newgrounds and I see a new Blockhead episode and I was supposed to get an email about it lol......
Btw,I have over like 200 authors ao I used to get these reminders like every day LOL.....
So Im checking if your having the same problem.......lol sorry to bother you
My policy is to take any incentive to write that I'm able to. :P If nothing else I could've written some Slash/Psymakio fluff in Trailblazers, I could use the practice in getting them right. Though I -really- should finish the lesbian smut I'm doing for a friend, before she eviscerates me... ;. ;
Hey Slash. Thanks for the nice comments my friend. I'll try to remember putting that song up next time I change the player. Hope you're having a rockin' weekend.
