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Slaughterhouse Live
Sketch Comedy / Ventriloquist / Female


Male
37 years old
Manchester,
United Kingdom



Last Login:7/15/2008
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   Slaughterhouse Live's Comedian Bio
Bio
Websiteslaughterhouse-live.com/
InfluencesSLAUGHTERHOUSE LIVE - LIVE SHOW TRAILER Slaughterhouse Live's Big Brother Simulcast WHERE THERE'S A WILL... (A SKETCH FIRST SHOWN AT COMEDY STORE ON 22/4/07) A New Quiz Channel - Quizsteria! The Dali Round...
TV ShowsThe FIRST of the three-part spoof documentary, Truth Prism ..> The SECOND of the three-part spoof documentary, Truth Prism ..> The CONCLUSION to the three-part spoof documentary, Truth Prism ..> Quiz-steria! A new QUIZ CHANNEL from Slaughterhouse Live The Hilarious OUT-TAKES of 'The Passion of the Christ' pt1
FilmsThe Hilarious OUT-TAKES of ’The Passion of the Christ’ pt 2 Little Bastards PART 1 (by Slaughterhouse Live) Little Bastards PART 2 (by Slaughterhouse Live) The Gary Morris Show EXTRA! Live 8 "Make Parody History’ (by Slaughterhouse Live)
AlbumsQuizsteria - Plane Conundrum! Monaco Varquez and His Elevator Voodoo The War on Terror - Cockney Knees-Up Style! (Live at The Lowry 2006) The Human Clarinet - Spacker Bilk!

     Slaughterhouse Live's Details
Status:Swinger
Orientation:Not Sure
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio


   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 19 2008 8:00P
The Manchester Comedy Festival

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WINNERS OF BEST COMEDY SHOW AWARD - BRIGHTON FESTIVAL

"IT ALMOST MADE ME WISH I HADN'T DIED," Queen Mother

Slaughterhouse Live have a big following - having sold out the prestigious Lowry theatre numerous times and enjoyed a successful residency at The Comedy Store since July 2003. In 2005 they received the 'Best Comedy Show' Award at the Brighton Fringe Festival. They have also made their mark at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival with acclaimed runs at the Gilded Balloon (2003-2005 inc.) and at the Pleasance Courtyard where they scored a hit in 2006 with their show, TV Spazzatura and in 2007 when they returned to the Edinburgh Fringe for 6 nights only with 'The Very Best of Slaughterhouse Live' at the Underbelly.

Slaughterhouse Live Unplugged (a stripped-back, prop-less version of Slaughterhouse Live) can now be seen at comedy clubs on the national circuit.

Slaughterhouse Live are: Gary Morris, Steve Royle, Martin Pemberton, and Andrew Willson.

Gary Morris can regularly be heard contributing on Xfm (Manchester) and BBC Manchester and can be seen on the circuit as sales guru, Dave Media. Steve Royle has his own show every Saturday morning on BBC Radio Lancashire. Steve has also appeared in Phoenix Nights, Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and has supported Dave Spikey on his Living the Dream Tour. Martin Pemberton, in addition to writing and performing with Slaughterhouse Live, is a free-lance stuntman and actor and can be seen murdering and generally being nasty in the Hollywood blockbuster Cold Mountain - in which he plays Ray Winstone's key henchman. Jude Law and Nicole Kidman have also had the pleasure of working with him. Andrew Willson is a supply teacher and probably the best writer of comedy songs in the world.



The Fleetwood Twatter Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxbQkpZaLDI

The concluding episode of a three-part comedy chronicling the life of an unsung boxing legend. Written, performed and directed by Slaughterhouse Live and friends in April 2008.



The Fleetwood Twatter Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX9eII9FgRg

The first episode of a three-part comedy chronicling the life of an unsung boxing legend. Written, performed and directed by Slaughterhouse Live and friends in April 2008.



The Fleetwood Twatter Part 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvFW_ejcevs

The concluding episode of a three-part comedy chronicling the life of an unsung boxing legend. Written, performed and directed by Slaughterhouse Live and friends in April 2008.

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Slaughterhouse Live has 391 friends.
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Slaughterhouse Live's Friends Comments
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Cass





Jul 4 2008 5:54 AM

Gaz





Jun 16 2008 1:23 PM

greet show last night lads.

the ginger wanker now wants to kill donella for telling you his habits lol.

cant wait for next time your in manchester
Katerina Vrana





May 28 2008 4:44 PM

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Mr Michael





May 16 2008 1:48 AM

Hello Lads!!!

How the hell are we?!?

Me and Jules are over in Australia and are now happily engaged! About time eh?

We were staying in a B&B on Philip Island and the CD collection in the room included this:

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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!!!
THE SUN AND THE MOON





May 4 2008 2:52 AM

The newly reformed Sun and the Moon are doing an acoustic gig in Manchester on the 14th May at THE RETRO BAR Manchester. If you do not live local to Manchester and cannot pick tickets up from The Retro Bar, you can order tickets through Reet at scootusir@yahoo.co.uk

THE RETRO BAR
78 Sackville Street, Manchester, M1 3NJ
Cost : £15

Also on the 16th May at The L.G.M music venue in Earlestown between Manchester and Liverpool. Tickets £10. Tickets from www. seetickets. com or the venue. http://www. myspace. com/newhorizonsonline

This is a great opportunity to see the band do their first gigs in and around Manchester since 1989 in intimate venues (110 capacity at The Retro & 300 capacity at L.G.M) and unplugged (you want to hear how these songs stand up played acoustically)

We hope to see you at one of the gigs.

Andy Whitaker
CarlisleClubbing





Mar 21 2008 4:03 PM

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SPACE Blackpool





Oct 13 2007 4:07 PM

Steve's gay
Lisa





Sep 8 2007 7:14 AM

I wish I could see the show again and again and again!
Vancouver International Fringe Festival





Aug 2 2007 12:43 PM

Hi there! There is only 5 more weeks until the Vancouver International Fringe Festival, September 6-16, See You There!

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Chelsy & Lucy





Jul 23 2007 4:45 AM

ace gig last nite i esp liked the pop idol winners from uruguay the rousin chorus ov banana, oranges, oranges,tomato,kiwi was a highlight
Chelsy & Lucy





Jul 21 2007 1:32 PM

picked up the tickets n now looking 4ward 2 the song
COZMO





Jul 19 2007 5:08 AM


Myspace Codes & Myspace Code

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bit premature but here wishing
Chelsy & Lucy





Jul 18 2007 6:47 AM

saw u guys on youtube eons ago n ive always missed u playin live so imagine my delight when lookin 4 sum comedy fun 2 b had in manchester this sun i spy that u r playin!!! just had 2 let u know im lookin 4ward 2 the show loads n i wish u a fantastic edinburgh festival
philclarkfiction





Jul 15 2007 7:08 AM

R8 lads. Saw you at the lowry on father's day. Great gig. I managed to infiltrate the backstage area, however you had already chipped n' gone for a Ruby Murray.
Anyways check out my blog section on my site for a nice fiction injection.
Laters
COZMO





Jun 28 2007 1:03 PM

Hey Mr Morris, whats with the You Guys that you keep calling me! I might be slightly Schizophrenic but i'm not quite 2 people yet.
COZMO





Jun 27 2007 1:51 PM


CrazyKens-MySpace-Stuff
Ben





Jun 19 2007 10:33 AM

"yes, I would like to see the Gary Morris Show"


Too fcuking right. Did you also know that GARY contains at least 3 of the letters needed to make the word GAY>??. Factual.
L the pet lover





Jun 19 2007 3:48 AM

I wish I could of come now



from what cosmo said it sounded like a absolute laugh ( as always )
COZMO





Jun 19 2007 3:36 AM

Had a great time Sunday night even though my mates did a no show and i got stuck with the strangest guy in the room. No it wasn't any of you LOL
L the pet lover





Jun 16 2007 3:35 PM

Good luck with tomorrow Lads
chesterlass





Jun 12 2007 6:07 AM

hello! next free 30 min edinburgh preview "I kissed a frog and it gave me herpes!" is this thursday!!!!!! Downstairs @ The Comedy Pub, 7pm, 7, oxendon street, nr. piccadilly circus and leicester square. please come...all welcome!!!!
nikki





Jun 8 2007 2:15 PM

not seen the show yet actually, just seen clips of it! very funny! me and my mates are comin to one very soon tho. we know martin so thats how we've heard of u xx
Dawn





Jun 8 2007 2:02 PM

hiya thanx for adding me

take care
dawn xx
nikki





Jun 8 2007 2:00 PM

thanx for the add, u guys are the best! love the website xx
Brother





May 20 2007 12:34 PM

some cool new vid's there Lads. I'm hopefully going to see you in the upcoming Liverpool comedy festival Gary. is this your first solo live show?
COZMO





May 18 2007 4:19 AM

Come for Myspace comment codes, funny myspace comments, myspace comment images
ProfileJunks.Com
nik





May 14 2007 4:07 PM

was watching Max and Paddy's road to nowhere last night and saw Steve lol..ended up pausing it and telling my chickens friends about ur show lol! x
L the pet lover





May 2 2007 8:48 AM

been to see you guys three times now and I think you are fantastic.


My dad who comes along with me loves you and always crys with laughter at your acts, and thats no mean feat. He hardly laughs at anything!!!!!!!!!
Nicola





May 1 2007 2:20 AM

It was my first time sein you guys, i really enjoyed it, hope to see you again some time : )
COZMO





Apr 28 2007 2:28 AM


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DON'T EAT ALL THE BILKY BARS
Steph - No love, No





Apr 24 2007 11:52 AM

ha ha if u need knockers next time i'd be happy to stand in! xxx
Steph - No love, No





Apr 22 2007 11:42 PM

great show last night guys, I especially enjoyed the long distance knockers and cocks - resourceful! Just a shame about the front row! Maybe there should be a 2 drink maximum enforced although I don't think Nikki would be too happy with that! We'll deffo come out for a 'knees up at the discoteque' next time. Wish we could've come for the curry we had to make do with a 1.30am snickers at a garage! xxx
Steph - No love, No





Apr 21 2007 11:18 AM

Hello there, mr morris and co., Ive checked with the gruesome twosome, and Andy, Nikki and myself will be in attendance tomorrow evening! So it best be up to ur usual standard! Luv Steph xxx
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre





Apr 13 2007 7:41 AM

Hello Slaughterhouse Live. We are the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre.

And so am I.

And so is he. And, just for you and, admittedly, a few thousand more of our fans, we've uploaded two new videos to YouTube.

Yes, you can see our 8 minute version of Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs by clicking the picture below -

Reservoir Socks

Plus, also, as well, we've done a version of Stand By Your Man.

Enjoy.



THE SCOTTISH FALSETTO SOCK PUPPET THEATRE
Sun 29 April 9pm - Free Socks show at The Comedy Pub, London SW1. An hour for free, start queueing now!
DESERT





Apr 12 2007 4:48 PM

hey

thanks for adding me, i am also one of the TT fans that Rach mentioned.
i was chatting to her last night and she gave me the links to ur truth prysm and OMG I nearly dies of laughter. I couldnt stop hehe . you are very talented comedians and i remember seeing ur face in max & paddy- also 2 fav comedians of mine.
You really need to get a tv series and do more documentry spoofs.
Sas