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Slaughter Master

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General Info

  • Genre: Comedy / Death Metal / Hardcore

    Location Cape Cod, MASSACHUSETTS, US

    Profile Views: 22762

    Last Login: 11/1/2010

    Member Since 1/25/2005

    Website www.zoomoozik.com/slaughtermaster

    Record Label ..ZOOMOOZIK.COM..

    Type of Label Major

  • Bio

    ....Slaughter Master is here to assault your ear drums with a sound that's heavier than a trash bag full of angry diarrhea! Possessed by horsepower and drinking gallons of alcohol and gasoline daily, these guys simply won't take "shut the fuck up" for an answer! They're louder, heavier, and entirely more metal than anyone else ever... but they do it with way more pride, arrogance and dignity! Not to mention dashing good looks, costumes, fake blood, animal sacrifices, robots, pickup trucks and muscle cars! With a sound similar to GWAR, Exodus or Slayer, minus most of the talent, just one listen and you'll want to smoke a giant bag of crack and stomp on bunnies until your floor looks like it's covered in tomato soup and oatmeal!...... ...... .... Ahem... we've been around for way too long (since 1999), longer than most of the other bands from Cape Cod we played with back in the day, and somehow they managed to surpass us in every way possible, acquiring far more fans/respect/skill/girls and getting more shows than we ever have! However, despite our countless lineup changes, lack of decent equipment, guitar proficiency, original material or even the availability to play shows, the fact still remains: We always have and always will rock harder and truer than anyone else who's main priority was getting into the scene, so fuck all them..... ENJOY, DICKHEADS! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

  • Members

    ..All members of Slaughter Master except Rasmussen the Obliterator and Thorny Jack are unofficial, non-contractual and non-binded volunteers. Slaughter Master claims no liability for the humiliation, loss of respect or unexpected injuries and/or deaths (by dump truck) of said volunteers.......Thorny Jack Cicadillac Cicale - Slaying and solos, extra yelling, horsepower .... Rasmussen the Obliterator - Beautiful singing and guitar abuse, skin pounding (on the EP), bunnies & blood ....Nick the Masked Masher of Mayhem - David Ellefson imitation, turkey, WWF wrestling (if you don't know who David Ellefson is, you are not metal) ....The Braultermaster - Ass and skin pounding, short shorts, 1 fan ....Chugg - Actual guitar proficiency, max chillin, provider of decent amps .. ........FORMER SLAUGHTERED MEMBERS: ....Anti-Chris - Wife and drum beating, face paint, dishonorable discharge ....Eat Mohr Chet - Bass, canadian bacon ....Don Juan Joslin - Bass, fishnets, classic cars ....Jake the Ripper - Bass, skateboards, infidelity ....Meathooks Moody - Drums, outburts, over-enthusiasm ....Batnick - Guitar, unstoppable solos, A.D.D, law trouble ....McLaughlin - Guitar... I don't remember what else. ....Thanks to Anders the sexy beefcake, Nick the masked masher of metallic mayhem, and Tim Braultermaster for also playing shit for us and being all around good sports about doing it again sometime... .... ...... ...... ...... ...... ....

  • Influences

    ....GWAR, Slayer, Exodus, Anthrax, Sabbath, Manowar, Entombed, Bad Brains, Metallica, Megadeth, AC/DC, Type O Negative, Motorhead, NWA, Michael Bolton, Spinal Tap, Tower of Power, The Red Sox, Steven Segal, Whitney Houston, Satan, Roadkill, Tiny Tim, Jack Bauer, Emerill, The Department of Public Works, Bruce Campbell, Drugs, The dancing old man from the Six Flags commercial, The Terminator, Lindsay Lohan, Zangeif, Blanka, M Bison, The 4, Play Doh, Hot Dogs, Swap Shops, Drugs, Good Samaritans, Stupidity, Stupidity, Stupidity, Stupidity, College..... .... ......

  • Sounds Like

    ....A giant bag of ass..... .... ...... ...... ...... ......

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