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Movies
Zoolander, Juno, Say Anything, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ,Back to the Future, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Grandma's Boy, Mallrats, Thumbsucker, It's All Gone Pete Tong, LEGEND, Labyrinth, Freddy Got Fingered, The Cat in the Hat, The Princess Bride, Kiki's Delivery Service, Vally Girl, The Breakfast Club, Endless Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Vanilla Sky, The Lake House, The Science of Sleep, Pretty in Pink, The Goonies, Art School Confidential, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Royal Tenenbaums, Clerks
Television
Strangers with Candy, The Kids in the Hall, Project Runway, The Venture Brothers, The Sarah Slivermen Program, Tim and Eric Show Great Job, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Stella, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Wondershowzen, Daria, Futurerama, Super Jail, Flight of the Conchords
A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing is wrong with them!!!"
At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test results back???
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