Magnets Professional Wrestling Video Games DVDs Movies Extra Pulp In My Orange Juice Nachos Olivia Munn Keeping The Room Temperature At A Toasty 75 Degrees Concerts Milksteak Box Fans And Their Power To Cool Me Off Lunchables Anne Hathaway RocbaR Chicken Fried Steak Kissing Girls Who Smoke Coooollllllllllllllld Soda Head Rubs The Nostalgia Critic Slapping Women 5 Second Long Two Armed Hugs Chicks Who Are Down With The Wearing Black Fat Man Chairs With Back Support Late Nite Pie Eva Mendes Slouching The Cold Breeze I Feel On My Head After Having It Shaved Layla El's Ass Sloth(s) Gluttony Macaroni and Cheese Chicken Fried Steak Ghouls Wigs Smart Women Layla El's Accent Women With Unique Hair Colors Women With Piercings And Tattoos and Music
I Fucking Hate...
People Who Get Butthurt When I Have A Different Opinion On Something 2007 Football Justin Long Road trips in cramped cars Johnny Depp Megan Fox Shia Labouef or however you spell that faggot's name Ravers Liars Justin Timberlake Olde City Pub When I Wanna Leave Somewhere And People Ask Me Where I'm Going...I'm Going Home To Sleep. Shut Up. Lack Of Sleep Fuzzy Boots Mustard People Who Talk In Movie Theaters Beer Bad Dreams Traffic Dancing Boots With Fur The Fact That Jim Carrey Played Ace Ventura In Batman Forever And Not The Riddler Canadians Mike Adamle Any Rapper With The Word "Lil" In Their Name Cocky Motherfuckers One Armed Hugs Cold Toilet Seats Stools Dentist Chairs Trips To DMV Bad Tans Any Rap Songs About Apple Bottom Jeans Fake Tans Spray On Tans Tans In General Night Clubs Growing My Hair Out The Heat Wasting Money (Happens Far Too Often) Couples Parties When People Chew With Their Mouth Open Bam Margera's Accent People Who Claim To Be Married When In Fact They Are Not...And When They Break Up They Claim They Are Divorced...Fuck Outta Here With That Shit Rude Bitches Chicks who look bored in their MySpace photos Smelly People Chicks Taking Pictures Of Themselves On The Shitter and Expecting Me To Find It Hot Sarah Silverman's Nose Warm Beer Stephanie McMahon Stools Paris Hilton and her shitty hotels World Of Borecraft E-Rappers Pine Needles Being forced to listen to music I fucking hate Red Traffic Lights Chicks taking off my hat Wigs Annoying Catch Phrases Austin, Texas Chairs Without Back Support People's Knees Tan Lines Vampires When I Ask People What Music They Listen To They Say "Everything" Most British humor Traveling Shitty paychecks Spin-kickers Any music that's not on my list Gross chicks Tall women Bad Drivers Shit Talkers You
Music
311 3rd Strike 40 Below Summer A Perfect Circle AC/DC Aerosmith Alice In Chains American Head Charge Anthrax Aphex Twin Arch Enemy Audioslave Bach Bad Religion Beastie Boys Beck Beethoven Black Sabbath Blaze Ya Dead Homie Bloodhound Gang Boondox Bone Thugs Colonel Claypool's Bucket Of Bernie Brains Candlebox Chemical Brothers Chevelle Collective Soul Corey Hart (bitches) Cypress Hill D.V.D.A. Damageplan Dark Lotus David Bowie Depeche Mode Dillinger Escape Plan Dope Duran Duran Eric Clapton Faith No More Foo Fighters Geto Boys God Lives Underwater Godsmack Green Day Guns And Roses Gwar Helmet Rollins Band Ice Cube Insane Clown Posse Jay-Z Journey Joy Division Judas Preist Kid Rock Killswitch Engage Korn Kottonmouth Kings Lamb Of God Led Zeppelin Lenney Kravitz Les Claypool's Flying Frog Brigade Les Claypool And The Holy Mackerel Louie Armstrong Ludacris Meshuggah Metallica Method Man and Redman Ministry Monster Magnet Motley Crue Motorhead Mudvayne Mushroomhead Nine Inch Nails Nirvana Nonpoint N.W.A. Orgy Outkast Ozzy Pantera Pearl Jam Peter Gabriel Phil Collins PM5K Primer 55 Primus Prince Psychopathic Rydas Queen Queens Of The Stone Age Rage Against The Machine.. Rammstein RHCP Rob Zombie Robert Fucking Palmer Run DMC Rush Seven Mary Three Sevendust Shadows Fall Shotgun Facelift SHSM Silverchair Six Feet Under SLAYER Slipknot Soil Soulfly Staind (Dysfuntcion and before) Stone Sour Stone Temple Pilots Sublime Superjoint Ritual System Of A Down The Talking Heads Taproot Tech N9ne Three Six Mafia Tom Petty Tool Twiztid Union Underground Van Halen Ween Weird Al Yankovic Westside Connection White Stripes Wu-Tang Clan Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Movies
1. Big Lebowski
2. The Dark Knight
3. Pulp Fiction
4. Dumb and Dumber
5. The 40 Year Old Virgin
Television
IASIP
Heroes
Big Slim Chonson™'s Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Right here, in Houston, Texas! *thumbs up*
Body type:
5' 10"
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
Children:
I don't want kids
Education:
High school
Occupation:
Employed?
Income:
Less than $30,000
Big Slim Chonson™'s Companies
Paddy's Pub Philadelphia, PA US Charlie Work
2007-present
Big Slim Chonson™ It's Christmas. Time for a slaughter. Maybe your wife, maybe your daughter. Posted 6 hours ago view more
Salutations...my name is Slim Chonson, and all of Jay-Z's 99 problems are me. I live in Texas and was born in the 80's. I'm the butt of everyone's joke, the laughing stock, the "funny" fat guy, if you will.
If you came here expecting pictures of me cluttered all over the page you're sorely mistaken. You also won't find any of those trendy "Own Your Friends" or any "Adopt Me As Your Pet LOLZ" boxes on here. This isn't Petco, motherfuckers. I also don't crop my friends out of my pictures so that I'm the main focus. That's fucking pathetic.
If I had my way, Vince McMahon would be president.
I can be a nice guy, but most of the time if I don't know you I won't like you. I also have somewhat of a short temper. I get it from my father. But if you just wanna have a beer or two with me that's cool.
Also, if you're a female, don't tell me you're not like most girls, cuz I will assume you have a penis and walk away from you.
I'm a huge professional wrestling fan. Yes, I know it's staged and all that, but fuck you, it entertains me...and after 13 years of religious viewing, I don't think I'm gonna stop anytime soon. Besides, most of the TV shows you watch are staged. It really doesn't matter cuz if it entertains you then fuck it.
Don't send me a friend request without sending me a message first. For the love of FUCK I cannot stress this enough you douches.
I am cute for a bit. It can quickly turn into high maintenance bitchiness. Im working on not doing that. Now i just piss in sinks. Wheres my bedtime story?
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i called violent j and told him not to eff up 2morrow nite for me. he said he wont but shaggy might....
