Yizzle,I Go By Da name Of Jay,Im Type Of
Nizzle Who Like Play Around Wit Mah Dizzle.Matter fact im a Rizzle Nizzle Who Likes Wizzle Brizzles Fo Shizzle.I ain't Playing wit Gizzle Nizzle Mah Dizzle.I Do Hate Fizzle Nizzle.I Like Kidding Wit Friends,I'm A Kind Nizzle,Polite And Generous Too.I Like People Who Are Kind,Polite Like Me.Like Chillin Wit Fellas I'm Very Open,Outgoin Boi Too.I Don't Like People Who Are Selfish,Snooty,Stubborn And Dishonest,I Like Stuck Up So Much Sometimes They're So Funny And I Like Having Fun Wit'em All The Time In My Neighborhood Yea That's Da Way I Am**********
SEVERAL MEN ARE IN THE LOCKER ROOM OF A GOLF CLUB.
A CELL PHONE ON A BENCH RINGS, AND A MAN ENGAGES THE HANDS-FREE
SPEAKER-FUNCTION AND BEGINS TO TALK.
EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM STOPS TO LISTEN.
MAN: "Hello".
WOMAN: "Honey it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes".
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now, and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1000, is it o.k. if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much".
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked".
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000".
MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options"!
WOMAN: "Great! And one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market, They're asking $950,000!
MAN: "Well then go ahead give them an offer for $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50,000. It is clearly a pretty good price".
WOMAN: "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye. I love you too". The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He smiles, and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
..W!ldlife B3longs to the earth..!!
