Calibrate The Virus
Jamie McKenzie
You are free to sever the chains of fate that bind you

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22 years old
CHARLESTON, West Virginia
United States

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Last Login: 7/9/2009
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    Calibrate The Virus's Interests
MusicI like a bit of this and that...but I love METAL!!!!!!!
MoviesI'll watch just about anything other than chick flicks and war movies.
TelevisionDeath Note
Bleach
Vampire Knight
House M.D.
Family Guy
Spongebob Squarepants
King of the Hill
CSI
Spider-man
X-Men
Robot Chicken

I rarely watch TV these days, and other than a few shows here and there...I'm probably watching some Anime online.

BooksThe Inheritance Cycle (Eragon, Eldest, and Brisingr)
King Maker, King Breaker (The Innocent Mage and The Awakened Mage)
The Chronicles of the Necromancer(The Summoner, The Blood King, and Dark Haven) ~ Working on that one now, Book 2 (The Blood King) of three ~
HeroesBobby Satche1

     Calibrate The Virus's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Charleston, WV
Body type:6' 1" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:In college
Occupation:Cashier
Income:Less than $30,000

   Calibrate The Virus's Schools
Devry University-Illinois
Chicago,IL
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Game and Simulation Programming
 

2008 to Present

   Calibrate The Virus's Companies
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Charleston, West Virginia US
Cashier

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About me:
Where to begin? My name is Jamie, I'm 22, and I am currently trying to get myself back to who I used to be instead of whatever it is I have become. I'm married to the greatest woman in the world, and I love her to death for putting up with me for so long and not walking away. I have two amazing little girls, and I couldn't live without them. I am currently taking classes for Game programing and simulation through Devry online, and I have realized that I'm no good at Psychology class. I play bass, dabble a bit in guitar work, and love metal and all it's little sub genres. I enjoy video games, cartoons, and something new for me...reading! I work the midnight shift at 711, and I know I shatter many underage kids dreams of buying booze cause I'm the one cashier that's gonna ID your ass. And now...the time comes...for me to blank on anything else I could say about myself...soooooooooooooooooooo...GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!
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Jun 26 2009 11:01 AM

They're going on an investigation Sunday. I think they're going to let us tag along even though we don't have any training. They want to show us what its like before we put money towards training so we dont decide later that we dont like it. I'm stoked
¿King? [Atlas]





Jun 22 2009 11:36 AM

The Olympian Saga is actually pretty good. It starts off as a young-adult series, but by the final book, its all adult reading.

The one I'm reading now is American Gods, and it might be the best book I've read in a long.. long time.  I'm still giggling like a school girl over part of it

Munnin (Odin's Raven) is leading the main character somewhere... the main character stops, looks at him... and says, "HEY!.... Say Nevermore."

Munnin responds with "... Fuck you."
¿King? [Atlas]





Jun 21 2009 10:12 PM

Not sure why I didnt notice your book section before..

Have you read The Olympian Saga (Lighting Thief, Sea of Monsters, Titans Curse, Labyrinth, and The Last Olympian) ?

How about American Gods?
Decimate the Weak™





Jun 19 2009 5:47 AM

i got a jet black 8 week old lab. i named it halie. my mother called the cops and had me kicked out over it. so i chose the dog over her because im sick of her. i hate every fucking breath she takes. im now sleeping in my car....
Lindsey Grace ♥





Jun 18 2009 4:32 PM

I had a dream Tuesday night that Alex came to my house & stuck my toes in this mouth. There's a thing on the radio where the djs are battling each other & the loser has to get a toe in their mouth. I guess that's where the dream originated. But yeah, ew
Lindsey Grace ♥





Jun 18 2009 4:18 PM

I worked 12 hours yesterday so I was dead to the world at 7am. Sorry.
¿King? [Atlas]





Jun 18 2009 9:33 AM

Idea.

Get me a raccoon, some shaving cream, Captain Picard, a foot ball, half a bottle of Diet Coke (preferably with the other half having been drank by a hobo), some Kaboom, and a strand of Michael McDonald's beard.

We're going on a fucking adventure. I'll bring the machete. Just in case.
patrick





Jun 17 2009 12:24 AM

and you kno this.... MAN!!
patrick





Jun 16 2009 1:37 PM

Jus thought I'd stop by and give u a heads up... Prototype is sic as shit. Fucking amazing.
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Jun 13 2009 5:08 PM


Randomness funny picture
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Jun 12 2009 11:19 PM

I see you
patrick





Jun 11 2009 8:01 PM

Slight prob nig, crums at my place, were cell service doesn't exist. Git-r-done
patrick





Jun 11 2009 7:51 PM

Motherfuck goddamn pretty fuckin nice, jus playin some of that fuckin UFC with crum goddamn it. Shit, other than that jack mutha fuckin shit till bitchass danny Chaffen gets the fuck here then the three of us are gonna fuckin go to the goddamn gym to bust out some fuckin reps. Goddamn it. Are you still thefuck wanting us to fucking come to ur goddamn apt tonight? ¡¿GODDAMNIT?!
patrick





Jun 11 2009 7:40 PM

How the fuckin' hell is jamie goddamn mckenzie fucking doing¿?¡!¡ Goddamnit
Casey♠♠





Jun 11 2009 12:47 PM

i read you're new about me section and learned a thing or 3!!

♥ ya!!!!!
guardian of asgard





Jun 9 2009 2:13 AM

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Jun 7 2009 9:36 AM

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Jun 3 2009 2:51 AM

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Hey Calibrate The Virus, I am sending you a Godfather.


Send me a drink back!

patrick





May 31 2009 9:53 PM

All we need is a donkey, some ice, and a midget stripper, then we can start the end of the world
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May 31 2009 5:30 AM

Heyy, You're added on my Private Profile, You or your wife on Vampirefreaks I think, Or Darkstarlings?..
-Don
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May 27 2009 9:26 AM

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May 25 2009 12:03 AM

Well, duh. In the end, we'd have to fake each other's deaths, though.

You know what we have to collect to make it look real.
i love her with all my heart





May 24 2009 10:48 PM

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¿King? [Atlas]





May 24 2009 10:31 PM

I know, I know. I'm amazing.

The blog I wrote, regarding the social deteriorization of american civilization is good, too. While I was jotting down the downfall of America, I had that brief moment where I felt as if I could save the country..

You know... if the entire country wouldn't giggle and say "Dude. You're from West Virginia. Nobody cares what you have to say."

And through that, I must create an alter ego.... Rusty Shackleford must be born.
Oblivion Regained





May 23 2009 5:43 PM

No...Maw maw died.
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