Notorious for her unrivalled seductive tease, strut & grind, Miss Sparkles purveys a quirky mix of character-based burlesque in a unique, satirical, cheesecake style.
Burlesque reviews:
“The stunning Miss Slinky Sparkles was as sweet, seductive and sexy as ever with some delicious poses and a show-stopping number to finish us off, living up to her name with not only a twinkle in her eye but also dazzling diamanté-covered corset. If Marilyn Monroe had a daughter she would have been Miss Slinky Sparkles!” ~ Clare-Marie, Dr Sketchy, London
"Unrivalled cheesecake style" ~ Chaz Royal, London Burlesque Festival
“A very Monroe-esque Slinky Sparkles wowed the crowds with a variety of costumes and coquettish moves, kicking off the night with a cupcake routine and expertly wielding a pair of glamorous black feather fans.” QYPE does London, amuchmoreexotic
"The last time I saw this woman perform and she winked in my direction, I could have sworn just for that instant it was Marilyn Monroe herself. First class performer!" ~ Hollie-Mae Searle, Editor-In-Chief, 21st Century Pin Up Magazine
"The best boobs in showbiz!!!" ~ Amber Topaz, International Burlesque Starlette
"A British bombshell!" ~ Miss Sapphira, Shimmy Shake Belly Dance and Burlesque
"Very tasteful...hinges on being on the very edge of sexual
flirtation" ~ The Metro
"Very sexy, full of confidence, beautiful, photogenic and oozes personality and grace. You gotta love a girl who knows who she is and what she wants!" ~ Fan, Deviant Art
"The act was excellent, well put together and executed... Real talent!" ~ Demon Daz, Vampyres Connection, Halloween Masquerade Ball
Additional credits:
Slinky Sparkles is What Katie Did's in-house pin-up model and corset fitter extraordinaire! To view their sumptuous range of fine corsetry and authentic fully-fashioned stockings, visit: www.whatkatiedid.com
Slinky Sparkles teaches burlesque classes in London for BurlesqueBaby! For bookings, visit: www.burlesquebaby.com
Music
The Andrews Sisters, Gene Krupa, Eartha Kitt, Wanda Jackson, Capdown, Gene Vincent, Chick Webb, Joe Venuti, Renato Carsone, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Imelda May, Hot Rocket Trio, Blondie, Duke Ellington, Larry Williams, Evelyn Freeman, Bobby Darin, Transplants, Ray Charles, My Ruin, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Mae West, The Cure, Benny Carter, Marlene Dietrich, Tiger Army, Fred Astaire, David Bowie, Artie Shaw, Judy Garland, Lars Fredriksen and the Bastards, The Used, Billie Holiday, Rancid, Distillers, F Minus, Zombina and the Skeletones, Sonic Boom Six, The Puppini Sisters, Sex Pistols, Less Than Jake, Peggy Lee, The Reverend Horton Heat, Offspring, Misfits, Tsunami Bomb, Snake River Conspiracy, Lily Allen, NOFX, Dean Martin, Count Basie, Marylin Manson, Doris Day, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Descendants, Glen Miller, Bouncing Souls, Roxy Saint, Johnny Cash, David Rose Orchestra, Benny Goodman, Stray Cats, Fats Domino, Dropkick Murphys, Bikini Kill, Bobby Vee, Ginger Rogers, Frank Sinatra, No Doubt, Vera Lynn, Horrorpops, Creepshow, Nina Simone, Freddie Slack and his Orchestra, Louis Jordan
Movies
Old, scary, silent or disastrous!
Television
The trashiest of trashy!
Books
Heian period Japanese poetry, Shikibu Murasaki, Yasunari Kawabata, neuroscience and psycholgy journals
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Slinky Sparkles is a versatile & elegant performance artiste. Appearing throughout the UK & international burlesque scene, Miss Sparkles regularly seduces audiences at events in London & beyond!
A British burlesque bombshell, renowned for her Monroe-esque curves and coquettish, cheesecake charm. Slinky Sparkles is a glittering ecdysiast, first-class performance artiste and versatile pin-up model, transforming from demure English Rose to seductive Silver Screen Siren in the flash of a nylon'ed gam...
* Please direct booking enquiries to slinkysparkles@gmail.com *
Most popular acts:
'Golden Girl ~ Fulfilling the dreams (and fantasies!) of her audience, Slinky Sparkles is Bond Girl, Jill Masterson in a spectacular 60's homage to Gold Finger. All that glitters, really is gold...'
'Nearly Nude Fan Dance ~ An elegant, classic striptease from an exquisite black satin corset, hand-set with over 14,000 glittering crystals, followed by a beautiful, traditional ostrich fan tease. Miss Sparkles seduces her audience with luxurious 5ft feather fans and carefully placed crystal pasties...'
'Candy Girl ~ An adorable slice of burlesque cheesecake - or should that be cupcake…? Miss Sparkles is a girl who knows what she wants, sweets, cakes and candy! An elegant and delightfully quirky act with lashings of glitter, giant lollipops and a beautiful, classic striptease from a bespoke, cupcake covered 20" corset!'
'Voodoo Liquor ~ A voodoo trance followed by liquor-induced 60's go-go! Miss Sparkles dazzles and delights with her exquisite Isis wings and high energy feline frenzy!'
'Pearl Diver to Sailor Girl ~ Inspired by traditional Japanese pearl divers (Ama-san) and the pin up icons of the 1950's. Graceful, glittery, cheesecake burlesque, you'll never guess where she'll find her pearls...!’
'Graverobber ~ The delightfully disturbing love story of Slinky and a skeleton! Lock up your grandparents and prepare to be seduced by this corpse stealing cutie! A ghoulishly quirky, comedic act with a big bag of bones, a rusty shovel and a guilty conscience!
'Good Girl Gone Bad ~ A devilishly delicious, rock and roll strut with more attitude than you can shake your tassels at! Features an upbeat ostrich fan dance and a dose of divine intervention!'
* Please direct booking enquiries to slinkysparkles@gmail.com *
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Very delightful. Your stuff is looking so great and would be a pleasure to work with you again. Iv just submitted work to the National Portraits Gallery and would love to create some art! Lets catch up. T x
Hello hon! You settled in to the new place yet? Sorted out the overflowing wardrobe? ha ha haa Hey, I see you're performing at LBSC on Thursday night at Madam Jojo's ... I'm coming along to whoop so shall hopefully see you there sweetie. Enjoy your weekend x Violet x
Back for another night of red headed shenanigans! Tickets on sale now! £6 in advance or £7 on the door. See Myspace/ Website to book tickets and for latest news. Hope to see you there!
Hi and thanks for the great comments about my work! I'm so excited about the big reveal of Scarlet Fever's portrait in October! Love your cute sailor look! I adore the nautical theme, you look gorgeous! ***
Do you know wot? I did'nt even realize we woz friends on ere til Betty tagged you! Duhhhhh! It was really nice working with you, fotos turned out awright aswell. Good Luck & Best Wishes, Mo xx
See you at the Rubber Ball on Saurday? xxx
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Why thank you honey but another year of study?? Eek ... you are one brave girl! I admire that.
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thanks for the add,beautiful!
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Very delightful. Your stuff is looking so great and would be a pleasure to work with you again. Iv just submitted work to the National Portraits Gallery and would love to create some art! Lets catch up. T x
Hello hon! You settled in to the new place yet? Sorted out the overflowing wardrobe? ha ha haa
Hey, I see you're performing at LBSC on Thursday night at Madam Jojo's ... I'm coming along to whoop so shall hopefully see you there sweetie.
Enjoy your weekend
x Violet x
Back for another night of red headed shenanigans!
Tickets on sale now! £6 in advance or £7 on the door. See Myspace/ Website to book tickets and for latest news.
Hope to see you there!
Hi and thanks for the great comments about my work! I'm so excited about the big reveal of Scarlet Fever's portrait in October! Love your cute sailor look! I adore the nautical theme, you look gorgeous! ***
Hello Miss Sparkles! How did the move go? All settled in I hope?
x Violet x
LOVE! FROM HELL!
Do you know wot? I did'nt even realize we woz friends on ere til Betty tagged you! Duhhhhh!
It was really nice working with you, fotos turned out awright aswell. Good Luck & Best Wishes,
Mo xx
Thanx for the friendship XO
SEE YOU SOON!