don't even get me started. i won't stop typing if i start. my fingers will be bloodied stumps of bone before i'd stop. i'm not going to inflict such a horribly permanent injury just so you can tell me my favorite band sucks. go suck an umbrella. anyway, check my friends list. there are dozens of bands and musicians i dig.
Movies
we're netflix whores in our house. however, lately, we've been slowing down a little on the movie watching. perhaps the feeling of excitement and novelty has faded, like it does for real whores, which is typically when they quit the business and get a job in marketing or journalism.
Television
don't touch the stuff. i kill enough brain cells throwing footballs through tires.
Books
you must read: american gods by neil gaiman and lamb: the gospel according to biff by christopher moore, and a bunch of other crap that i can't think of right now. so go read these two and then get back to me, cos you obviously can't make your own reading decisions, if you're looking at my profile for reading suggestions. so, c'mon, go on, read those books, then i'll tell you what to read next.
Heroes
my hero is angelina jolie. she manages to leave the house every day! if i had her body, i'd stay in my room all the time touching myself.
About me:
My name is Robert. I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth, in an Army hospital in Fort Belvoir , Virginia. Slowly, in my early years, we made like the pioneers and headed west. Apparently the west sucks, because we headed eastwards once again. Eventually we settled in the middle of the country and learned to live like the Yanks around us. More than a decade has passed since I toweled off the scum of middle class suburbia to form the naked yuppie I am today.
I have lived a life of revered accomplishments. I once played the drums for wildly gesticulating spandex-clad cheerleaders. I have been an instrument of insult, delivering democratic messages of jest back and forth between my high school Health teacher and History teacher. A poodle once bit me on the ass. I am a sailboat on choppy waters and I have plastic-wrapped several full-sized automobiles.
Occasionally, I purchase compact discs of music I can guarantee you've never heard. I am an expert in paint removal. I will pay my cell phone bill on time. My hair grows in thick on my head. I have read the story 'Sins of Omission' in the original Spanish. I am the only person on the planet that actually makes complete stops, as they are defined by law, when driving. On the other hand, I was a reckless forklift driver.
I am a crafty word-spinner, a casual Risk player, and a ruthless audient at concerts. I once shared an elevator with Kevin Bacon, so once you've met me, you are only a couple of degrees of separation from him. I own many albums by Cannibal Corpse and Miles Davis, and I periodically piss off the neighbors by playing these recordings at elevated volumes. I have never been voted President of the United States, although I daydream about running from time to time. I believed that Phil Collins was a decent songwriter and a groovy drummer until he signed that contract with Disney. I am unselfish in bed, a contributor to the Swedish economy, a bona fide bad ass, and a fan of Kevin Gilbert.
Hi slobbert, It's a pleasure 2 meet you. Thank you 4 ADDing us 2 YourSpace. We're happy to B. your friend. Keep on the good energy. Peace and Love (-: Baharat
WHY:
To bring Metal culture to the fans in the southwest region of Cook
County, featuring: Grindcore, Death and Thrash metal bands along with a
network of sponsors that are deeply involved in the Chicagoland Metal
Scene, presenting products and services such as record distribution,
graphic design, radio advertisement, photography, custom clothing,
jewelry, band merchandise, and promotions.
WHO: Featured bands
include: Cardiac Arrest, Lord Blasphemer, Cyanosis, Ezurate, Evil
Incarnate, Dead For Days, Hammered, Act of Destruction, Atrophy of
Existence, Lightening Thrash Attack, Hordes of Nebulah, Maax, Created
to Kill, Purge, Euvel. There will also be performances by Dames In
Chains Modeling during the headlining acts.
Proud sponsors of
the festival are: MBM Graphics, Rotting Corpse Records, Rebel Radio
1500AM, Metal Haven, Deathgasm Records, Rebel Access TV, Las Divas
Promotions, JennX Music, Metal Centre, Hells Headbangers Records and
Distribution, Pitch Black Productions, Dames And Chains Modeling, Abyss
Records, Metal War Productions, Metal Centre, Amputated Vein Records,
Epitomite Productions
We hope you're doing fine and want to let you know that there're some updates on our page :)
We added our little ballad "Just Another Broken Shell" to our profile. Also take a listen to "Synaptogenesis" and "Enter Dystopia", all three tracks are on our latest album “X to the Power of Ten”! Additionally you’ll find a little Making Off and there’s new merch available!!!
Thanks! You are going to love parenthood. It is so crazy, it is true love at first site. Give Nicole a squeeze for me and rub that belly and tell him Auntie Mandy loves him:)
Hi friends!!! The fifth LANFEAR album is called "X to the Power of Ten" is out now! We also have new shirts and hooded zippers in stock so don't hesitate and place your order...
Feel free to visit our page and listen to "ENTER DYSTOPIA", taken from the upcoming album! We also uploaded a little Making-Of video and hope you enjoy it :)
Hopefully you had a awesome time in Florida! I bet your white ass got sun burnt! Ha!.... I had my first $10,000 poker day, it took me a while, but I got there. I am heading out to Vegas over the WSOP, and see whats doing.... Anyways, hope everything is going well!
