Alex
Hi, I'm me and I'm using this to sell you this.

Male
33 years old
MINNEAPOLIS, Alabama
United States



Last Login: 5/21/2009
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    Alex's Interests
GeneralThe Juicy Cerebellum, Poetry, comedy, politics, movies, novels, TV (yes, I like cheap entertainment when it's free), sex, food, food combined with sex, video games.
MusicA bunch of bands you haven't heard of. If you have, you're way too hip to be my friend.
MoviesI have a million favorite movies. You'll just have to ask. I'd prefer you ask in a sexy way, unless you're a man. Then you can just ask. I probably won't answer. If you pull that "Crying Game" thing on me, I'll initially be shocked and offended and then I'll probably just say/ask, "What the hell?"
TelevisionIt's a box that projects images. It is losing its popularity, due to the Internet.
BooksAre meant to be read, not on tape.
HeroesToo many to mention, and almost all of them were self-serving, anyway.

     Alex's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sucked
Body type:5' 9" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:Some college

   Alex's Schools
Normandale Community College
Bloomington, MN
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Wasting time
Minor: Wasting money
 

2010 to Present
Minneapolis Community And Technical College
Minneapolis, MN
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Film Study
 

2010 to Present
Jefferson Sr.
Alexandria, MN
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Skipping class
Minor: Sleeping through class
Clubs: President of SADD (Students Against Driving Drunk)
 

2010 to Present

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   Alex's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a failed writer, failed comedian, failed screenwriter, but one hell of a good lover. Plus, I put together the hysterical video below. Notice how Paris Hilton's lips sync the word "cerebellum." That took some time, let me tell you. But not as much time as it took me to figure out how to embed this video into my myspace page. Ironic, if you think about it for a second (or a minute - if you're an American).

Who I'd like to meet:
A slutty woman with big hooters and an even bigger sense of humor. That would be sort of like my ex-wife, with the ability to laugh. My ex-wife was a real cunt. That might be why I divorced her.

   Alex's Friend Space (Top 8)
Alex has 99 friends.
 T-Money aka Tiny Dancer...Wurd to your mother 


 Emily 


 Ben San Del 


 Tessa 


 Mike Wolfer 


 Alena 


 David 


 *Denevil* 





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Emily





Dec 8 2007 2:13 PM

Happy birthday, Alex! Did you find a suitable new dog yet? I hope you have a great day!
Nick





Jun 13 2007 10:40 PM

Um, no way! But yeah, I wanted you to read it so...here I am! Did you read it?
Exact Change is dead





Apr 16 2007 11:03 PM

Hows the flyest guy out there doing? spread the word about us! you're "THE MAN"
Cities Live! ™





Apr 13 2007 6:11 AM

Thanks for being our friend! Have a great weekend! We hope you can tune in on Sunday night for the show!
CL

Cities Live! | Twin Cities Radio


Emily





Mar 30 2007 3:05 PM

HEY! You're on now...I'm on now...come talk to me! :)
Emily





Mar 27 2007 10:55 PM

ALEX, come talk to me and antti on msn. please. we're waiting for you.
Alena





Mar 26 2007 7:03 PM

I tried to leave you a comment about LOST before but myspace had an "unexpected error" and then I lost my motivation. anyway, that WAS an amazing episode. As soon as ben started talking about Locke's connection with the island and how his dad couldn't get to him there I just KNEW it would be him that came out of that box.

Also, I just can't get over how good at being manipulative Ben's character is, I just can't get over it.

And and AND this weeks episode looks like it's going to be totally intense and highly excellent. Stay tuned.

Oh and now that you know I've seen it-clue me in, what'd you think??
Alena





Mar 20 2007 5:00 AM

I agree with your lost comments. I don't think that Locke has an identical twin but I DO think that that TMNT movie looks like a huge reeking pile of crap. blech. I'd rather have to watch World Trade Center a few hundred times. Or wait, maybe not. I think I can take shitty cowabunga jokes more than blind, patronizing, glib patriotism. It's a tough call really.

Anyway, new Lost day after tomorrow (well, tomorrow technically...) and I am PSYCHED. It'll be totally radical, dude. Like, wicked gnarly.

Cowabunga.
Emily





Mar 18 2007 7:14 AM

Alex, where are you? We were going to meet now on msn...sorry i didn't remind you earlier, i haven't been at the computer. Well, let's make another date then, cos i'm tired and want to go back to sleep...nite nite
Pavel





Mar 16 2007 4:13 AM

Thanks for the add! Welcome to my world of art and beauty:

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Visit my store

Alena





Mar 15 2007 3:11 AM

WARNING: LOsT spoiler alerts ahead!!

ok, so I watched it and it was WONDERFUL. LOST IS BACK! Jack and Claire are half siblings?! Did NOT see that coming!

And jack is just chillin' with the others now playin' football?!

And next week we get to find out about Locke?!?

It's very nice that some questions are finally getting answered, that the story is finally moving along. I do still want to know more about Desmond, why the heck was Libby in the psych ward with Hurley etc etc.

But I'm completely readdicted and it's wonderful. what'd you think??
Alena





Mar 14 2007 3:00 PM

sorry, thought I had commented about it already! I suck, anyway...

I liked it too. The twist where Sayid figured out that Russian dude was a "hostile" really felt like old school LOST which is a GOOD THING. I was pissed when Locke blew up the place though, seriously what did he think would happen?? Locke seems to be sort of reckless lately and I would really like to see some vintage Locke wisdom shining through sometime soon. In general I was pleased to see that they're moving it along though. Oh and return of "the black woman" was nice too, she seemed to be sort of important at the end of last season so I have been wanting to know what was up with her. In general I am hoping that they develop the story of the others more and maybe reveal more about the black smoke monster.

I have to work tonight during LOST (oh the horror) so I won't watch it until tomorrow so don't leave me any spoilers, mister!!

Also did you review the movie Babel and did you like it??
Emily





Mar 7 2007 9:38 PM

ALEX, come onto MSN and chat with me! I'm on NOW!!!
Mike Brody





Mar 4 2007 7:32 AM

I eat Danishes and I AM Danish. So think about THAT. Although, I'm not sure how to pluralize Danish when referring to food. Danishes, right? Dammnit, why doesn't that look right? I'm not a very good Danish.
Mike Brody





Mar 4 2007 6:29 AM

Not much dude. Just eating a cream-cheese danish and getting my computer messy. (Uh, from the danish.)
Alena





Mar 3 2007 4:09 PM

I'm sorry to say but LOST is really losing me. If there isn't a good episode soon I might go find my own desert island. But then again, with this snow that doesn't seem so bad after all.
Alena





Feb 15 2007 10:48 PM

what did you think of last night's episode? personally- I felt pretty blah about it. I don't know about you, but I did NOT need to know so much about Desmond...
Emily





Feb 13 2007 8:18 AM

yes but we cut our hair differently, so now his is shorter than mine.
Alena





Feb 12 2007 2:33 PM

sorry, I was too busy watching LOST to respond to your post. But now I have to wait a week between episodes which sucks. argh...
Emily





Feb 12 2007 9:13 AM

Don't be sad...I was puking when you were online to chat with me :) That stomach flu was really fun!

Yeah me and Antti had the same hair, but then we cut it. Thanks for letting us stay with you by the way!

Well, come on to chat with me again soon please please! Have fun!
Slam





Feb 7 2007 9:47 PM

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Feb 7 2007 2:28 AM

Stupid computers, I have sent it twice. People wonder why I hate computers...
I will try again.
T-Money aka Tiny Dancer...Wurd to your mother





Feb 7 2007 2:28 AM

Stupid computers, I have sent it twice. People wonder why I hate computers...
I will try again.
Alena





Jan 30 2007 1:09 AM

You have claimed your rightful position in my top 8. I should have remedied that long ago. Also a question for you...do you watch the show LOST? Do you love it, hate it, think the characters are flat and the plot predictable but find yourself hopelessly addicted anyway? Guess which one I am?? I'd like your opinion.
JohnnyBean





Jan 29 2007 4:25 PM

Nice work! Haven't seen "Letters.." yet, but fully agree with you "Pan's Labyrinth" review. Curious of what you thought about "Children of Men" though...
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