The Pretender
The Pretender For Once, I Wanna Be The Car Crash

Male
20 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login: 6/29/2009
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    The Pretender's Interests
General
LOVE Girls Music Writing Reading Making Moooovies Parties Going out and... Staying in
HATE
Racism, Homophobia, Discrimination etc Speell Corectly Arguing Not Knowing what someone thinks GENERAL STUDIES!
Music
First and Foremost:
JIMMY EAT WORLD

And: Fall Out Boy My Chemical Romance Academy Is Athlete Brand New Cute Is What We Aim For Panic! The Format Jamiroquai Mae Lost Prophets Muse And assorted others (The radio isn't dead)
Movies
Shaun Of The Dead
Hot Fuzz
Highlander (1 & 3)
Star Wars (Geek I am)
Wallace and Gromit
Others, I forget
Television
Supernatural
The Crystal Maze
Buffy/Angel
Futurama
Simpsons (up till about season 6)
Scrubs
Old shows like Power rangers, Playdays (Poppy stop!), smurfs, The Raccoons and Biker Mice from mars
Books
Hyperion Cantos
The Stand
Dark Tower
Discworld
Cloud Atlas
Black Swann Green
Heroes
I had pictures of my friends here but then I realised that anyone I've ever met should go here. They've shaped me into who I am today no matter what effect they had. So whether you knew me when I was 3 until now or only met me five minutes ago. You're all good. =)
Groups: Final Fantasy FanaticsGUITAR HERO

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     The Pretender's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:BINgley. Emphasis on the bin.
Body type:Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:In college
Occupation:Myself

   The Pretender's Schools
The University of York
Heslington, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Mathmatics
 

2007 to Present
Bingley Grammar School
Bingley, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2000 to 2007



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   The Pretender's Blurbs
About me:
Hey all the name is Sned. Well, correction, my name is Daniel but as Sned (the first part of my surname) seems to roll off the tongue and fit in peoples minds better, we'll go with that.
I am 18. No not, eightyrenxdm, as one who was drunk would type. 18. This does not mean I am a one man drinking machine even though I like to think I can hold it with the best... of the lightweights.
In a few weeks I am going to York Uni for 4 years to study a Master in Mathmatics. Yes I'm a geek who likes anime, sci-fi, books and getting the damn work done. My aim is to get a 1st at Uni. Which I will do if it kills me.
Other things I hope to do is go visit all the wonders of the world which includes returning to China and the great wall. Then I plan to go Australia. For the fun of it :)
Think that's all been said then. Wanna know anything else? Add then, the toast is going cold.
Who I'd like to meet:
Hideo Kojima (Director Of Metal Gear Game Series) Shigeru Miyamoto (Director Of The Legend Of Zelda Game Series) Jimmy Eat World (*Has Been About 5 Foot From Them*) Oh, And A Good Friend On The Southern Hemisphere :)

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<<*Taz*>>

<<*Taz*>>



Jun 6 2009 1:41 PM

HELLO!!!
<<*Taz*>>

<<*Taz*>>



Sep 16 2008 8:36 PM

ah myspace, the long dead art!
Kexy

Kexy



May 3 2008 12:53 PM

boom!
Lees

Lees



Mar 19 2008 3:04 AM

Lol a noble attempt at making up for your ABOMINABLE friendship faux pas, but sorry I can't be around tonight as I'm working tomorrow and have to be up and out the door at 8 again. See last night I was free! Aha it all makes sense now doesn't it. Tomorrow's my last day for this week though so after that I expect we can organise something. And I'll put aside the fact that I hate that it's so damn complicated to organise just talking. Right I have to head out and do social security rubbish. Howcome I'm the only one who leaves you comments? Makes me look bad. o_o

xxx
Lees

Lees



Mar 18 2008 9:32 AM

.. Me, Your Bestest Estest Friend Everer In The Southern Hemisphere, cordially invites you to a meeting of the minds ..

When? Sometime tonight MT/today YT

Where? My House, but if you can't get there then I suppose MSN will have to do

Apparel? Casual/Pyjamas

Bring? Cake, Foot Spa

Be there or be square.
Or a triangle. But not a circle. Never a circle.

.. o_o ..
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Lees



Mar 7 2008 4:52 PM

Ohhhhh hey. Hi. Yeah. Thought you were safe from my pushiness didn't you? Well HA! It's the weekend now, which means I can tell you to find time for me without feeling too guilty. Soooooo yeah. Find time for me. That is all.
*grin*
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Lees



Feb 1 2008 2:21 PM

Hey, so, I can't quite commit to an email but I think I can commit to a comment because if I conk out somewhere in the middle of a sentence it'll seem normal.

Right so I've been awake for 31 hours give or take and i don't feel weird, hahahahaha no, no i don't.

I think I can safely say I've fully succumbed to the wiles of Grey's Anatomy, greedily hoarding the three seasons available on DVD of various origins (borrowed from friends, dvd hire, bought) and sitting in front of my flickery screen watching and rewatching while I wait for most recent season to download, AHAHA mum you cannot foil me with your demands for no internet use, well actually she unplugged me from the hub but I plugged me back in and we said no more about it. Well she didn't because she went to bed, I cackled a bit in a mad way then got over it.

ANYWAY Grey's Anatomy musical director person must be a Tegan & Sara junkie they have used like 10 of their songs.

Okay Katherine Heigl? I sooooooo love her.

Sooooo guess what I have planned for this week well mounds and mounds of big fat nothing is the answer, so this is what they call UNEMPLOYMENT *loud voice and big red stamp across whatever you're reading*

Before I was watching Grey's I was watching One Tree Hill season 3 and man let me tell you that show has gone to hell people died randomly and lots of them have sex and can't seem to get out of their vicious circles of declaring settled-down-ness and then deciding they like someone else and then getting over that and settling down with the person and then deciding they like the original person again, and there's a girl that's made of plastic who's a bit of a psycho, and creepy kids with guns, and nathan dives into a river to save people from a limo but somehow gets stuck in there I ASK YOU
The writers are on crack.

There's no food in the house and hasn't been for several somethings (time has lost all meaning) I
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Jan 7 2008 10:26 AM

FAIL


*cries in a corner* you should know that this is a time of need.


JESS

IS SLEEPING WITH

TIM
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Nov 22 2007 12:03 PM

also your relationship status says you're divorced.
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Lees



Nov 22 2007 11:58 AM

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm... *lolls about a bit* yeah i'm rreeaaaaally lazy right now, my heater's warm. i've got all this chocolate and no use for it, do you want it? aaauuuummmmm, do you know your About Me thingo still says you're going to york in a few weeks? i kiiiiiinnnnda really wish that were true because then you'd be aROUND and i wouldnt be BORED and ALONE. and have to write you emails that im too lazy to do. wheeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

i retract my verdict on tegan and sara, that was fricking ages ago, but i take time to warm to things, as max would know, but he has probably forgotten, because hes POO and hates me now. what was i saying? yeah. i like them now. i am listening tooooooooooooo... back in your head. i think. and no yeah it is. and one of my friends is selling a potato cake on ebay.

okaaaayyyyyy! *clap-clap*
<<*Taz*>>

<<*Taz*>>



Oct 6 2007 6:56 PM

My mr sned all growned up and off to uni, (finally:P)
Where Are You Now?

Where Are You Now?



Oct 4 2007 10:55 PM

LIFEHOUSE
"You And Me"

What day is it? And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive
I can't keep up and I can't back down
I've been losing so much time


Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my mind off of you


All of the things that I want to say just aren't coming out right
I'm tripping on words
You've got my head spinning
I don't know where to go from here


♥ u
Jess.

Jessica davey



Oct 2 2007 5:40 PM

hey how are you?

xxxx
Where Are You Now?

Where Are You Now?



Sep 26 2007 10:15 PM

heyyyy

yeah so i gave up on trying to get a new layout. i was too tired lol

sorry i was miserable on the phone

i just miss you like crazy

can't wait to see you

xxxx
<<*Taz*>>

<<*Taz*>>



Sep 26 2007 7:43 PM

my mr sned how be life?
im gonna give up now, coz we are actually talking:P
Kexy

Kexy



Sep 24 2007 5:08 PM

halifax - how shit is that :P
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Lees



Sep 18 2007 12:54 AM

I called the ones in the picture blobs because the picture was bad quality, that one isnt a blob it a seagull >:(
GLEN DAVIES

GLEN DAVIES



Sep 15 2007 11:32 PM

Eee, swish page Sned.
Everything alright?
Pip

pip irving



Sep 15 2007 6:26 PM

start on the 24th!! can't wait :)
and i'm good too..although getting kinda bored :(
xxxx
Pip

pip irving



Sep 14 2007 6:17 PM

hey dan long time no speak :)
how you doing? looking forward to uni? or are you there yet? lol
hope everythings good :)
xxx
<<*Taz*>>

<<*Taz*>>



Sep 13 2007 2:59 PM

its a TREE!!!!!
Where Are You Now?

Where Are You Now?



Sep 12 2007 7:58 PM

CUTEST MYSPACE EVER

LU♥
Where Are You Now?

Where Are You Now?



Sep 9 2007 5:00 PM

I listened to my CD.


I managed not to cry until Kill started.


I love you.


P.S I get my nursing uniform on Friday So i'll have somewhere to to put my gorgeous watch :)


Lees

Lees



Sep 6 2007 2:01 PM

I guess my email wasn't very response-worthy then. Ohhh well. Hope you're doing ok.
<<*Taz*>>

<<*Taz*>>



Sep 5 2007 9:26 PM

What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender?
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