Uwe Boll facing off in a boxing ring against a side project made up of members of Kyuss and Sunny Day Real Estate, who only play covers of Adorable and the Toadies.
Slow News Day is a noisy four-piece rock band that has risen, like the proverbial Phoenix, from the ashes of several bands that nobody - give or take a couple hundred people - ever gave a rat's ass about. Based in Toronto, the band strikes a delicate balance somewhere in the netherworld between Kyuss and the Boo Radleys, Tool and My Bloody Valentine, and Quicksand and Adorable, playing their own unique mix of shoegazer space grunge.
Jon (vocals and skinny strings), Chris (skinny strings and vocals), Trevor (sticks and skins) and Jen (fat strings) are united in their quest to alienate all but the most discerning scenesters, burying melody, hooks and accessible song structure under walls of delayed guitars and pounding rhythms, while refusing to dress the part of the indie hipster.
The band's name is inspired by actual, true real events, involving an acquaintance of the band's, whose minor court case briefly became front page news in Toronto, due to the lack of anything else interesting for the city's rabid media to report on a Tuesday in February (and undoubtedly encouraged by the ability of said media to use the word 'sex' in a front page headline). The name was also chosen on a slow news day for Jon, who happens to work for a small community newspaper, but the first story is way more interesting, so that's the party line. Plus it really is based on true, actual real events.
On the verge of no tour, the band are poised to take over not much, playing their music for only two reasons - fun and personal fulfillment. With the basic ideas for a debut album more or less in place, the occasional show possibly lined up in the relatively near future, and an industrial-sized bin full of ear plugs, nothing stands in the way of Slow News Day's eventual world domination except their own pigheaded commitment to playing music for themselves, and the delusional assumption that the people that are into this sort of self-indulgent, epic-scale pseudo space prog rock will somehow find the band, and become an audience.
thanks fo the add the passing time of its own riff cant proclaim itself to obtain righteous believes like a heart shaped womb it crashes into eternity with no dignity with no soul
I'll apologize now for the mass Comment... but the good news is I don't know one darn person that got a $500 Macy's gift card.
In case you missed our Mod Club show last month, we thought we'd give you the heads up that we're playing this upcoming Saturday (November 17th) at Neutral Lounge on College St. as part of DJ Lawrence's Kensington Station night. Show time is 10:30 PM sharp.
In case you feel like a night out for malty beverages and of course some Rock and Roll, we're playing the Mod Club on Saturday the 20th (Depending if you're in the GTA that night or not)
If you think you might be able to make it send me a message and I'll put you on the guest list.
I love your sense of humour first of all, its eminent all over your page! Facebook may befall you just as it did me Slow News Day from Turawna - lol. Alas, I have succumbed, I am not worthy.
Great tunes you have here by the way! I really enjoyed listening, in particular to Jaws of What If. One of these days I'll have to catch a show.
If you haven't already, Indie Week is still accepting submissions until the end of August. You can check them out on my Top Friends or go to www.indieweek.com to see what its all about.
Have a great long weekend! I will be back at some point. Keep in touch.
Much Love, Mary-Elizabeth Gilbert (Mary) Creator & Founder Meg-a Music Toronto “Live each day with passion.” www.megamusictoronto.com
hey guys, sweet tunes. I may be able to make it to your gig, I'll have to see where I'm at on the day K? but I've but it in me calendar. Have a happy one!
cheers,
Sarah
