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Slow Night
Slow Night Nothing worse than working the overnight shift...at the same diner...for six years...in New Jersey

Female
29 years old
Spotswood, NEW JERSEY
United States



Last Login: 10/3/2009
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   Slow Night's Comedian Bio
BioSlow Night Starring Sarah Burns, Margot Leitman, Eddie Dunn and Neil Casey Featuring John Ward as "Ernie" Directed by Neil Casey Written by Sarah Burns and Margot Leitman
Websitesarahburns.com margotleitman.com notneilcasey.com myspace.com/49523677
MembersSarah Burns as "Janice", Margot Leitman as "Dimitra", Eddie Dunn as "Eddie", Neil Casey as "Sven" and featuring John Ward as "Ernie" Written by Sarah Burns and Margot Leitman Directed by Neil Casey At the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, NYC Wednesdays in June at 8pm

    Slow Night's Interests
GeneralEddie likes working on his van, working and meeting girls who know a thing or two about butt steak! Janice likes going down the shore and partying with Dimitra until they black out or get into a fight. Dimitra is into nail art, decorating her car and collecting shotglasses from all fifty states.
MusicFor fun Styxx, Cheap trick, Journey, Chicago, Boston, of course Bruce and Bon Jovi. When you mean business: RATT, Metallica, DRI, Maiden. Classics: White Snake, Queensryche, Skid Row, Dio.
MoviesDimitra loves Look Who's Talking, too and anything with the Rock. Eddie made a few movies with his ex Nikki and watches those, mostly. Janice thinks that two hours is too long to pay attention, sometimes.
TelevisionJanice and Dimitra watch all the same shows so they have something to talk about. The good ones like Dr. Phil, Moesha, Girlfriends, The Sopranos, Dr. Phil, and of course the QVC, baby! Eddie watches a lot of the Spice Channel.
BooksDimitra read The Seven Habits of Highly effective people (although she says, I haven't finished it). Janice would like to read something real soon, something fancy like that DaVinci Code about Tom Hanks and that french lady who doesn't like Jesus. Eddie says "Get outta my face" when he's asked about books.
HeroesJanice's heroes are Sharon Stone for her daring-ness, Tawny Kitane for her style (CLASSIC!) and Tara Reid for her tolerance! Dimitra's hero is Dawn from the day shift...she's a REAL good waitress. Eddie's hero is his dad, Fast Eddie Sr., 'cause he never once cried not even when he got shot in the balls by his crazy girlfriend Crazy Linda.

     Slow Night's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Spotswood, baby!
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:High school
Occupation:Golden Retreiver's Finest
Income:Less than $30,000


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About me:
Slow Night is the story of two career waitresses, Janice and Dimitra who have been working the overnight shift at the Golden Retriever Diner in New Jersey for six years. And until one storming and very slow night, neither ever wanted more. Faced with the opportunity to leave, the girls wonder does anyone ever truly get out of Jersey?

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Who I'd like to meet:
Hands down, both Dimitra and Janice would kill EACH OTHER just to meet Michael Imperioli or that hottie that played Furio on Sopranos Season 2. Dimitra wants to meet David Coverdale, Patrick Swayze and Ritchie Sambora. Janice would like to meet Bobby Dahl, Ralph Maccio and again, MICHAEL IMPERIOLI! Eddie has met a lot of famous people, he used to be a bouncer, but he'd like to meet Jenna Jameson and God so he could ask him, "What the F*CK?"

   Slow Night's Friend Space (Top 21)
Slow Night has 446 friends.
 Bon Jovi 


 CHEAP TRICK 


 Poison 


 Queensrÿche 


 Whitesnake 


 Skid Row 


 Metallica 


 Motley Crue © 


 The Iron Sheikh & Friends 


 Eddie 


 Margot 


 Neil 


 Francine 


 Furio 


 John Doe 


 Mortified 


 Oh, Hello 


 Lil' D 


 Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre NY 


 Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre LA 


 Stephen Schulman / SASi Public Relations 





Slow Night's Friends Comments
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Naomi Elizabeth

Naomi Elizabeth



Jan 7 2009 5:29 PM

This video is an interview of me wherein I explain my thoughts about music and being in a band-
jefferson

jefferson



Apr 25 2008 3:14 PM


Hey Slow Night, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!

Adam

Adam



Apr 24 2008 2:30 AM

I am crazy about you and your show.
XOXO - TonyPhotobucket
Jacqueline

Jacqueline



Jun 15 2007 8:42 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Mixcat

Mixcat



Jan 17 2007 2:09 AM

Thank god for Starbucks!!! Artificial enthusiasm to do more web development. lol I hope your doing well.. All the best -Pete
Improvolution!

Improvolution!



Oct 15 2006 10:59 PM

Thanks, friend!

Vikki

Vikki



Sep 23 2006 9:55 AM

hey girl .. Hope you're having a great weekend! =)
Carlos

Carlos Baena



Aug 26 2006 2:04 AM

My dope-super-duper USF sister hermanita. You rock the hizzle sista. I hope you are representing over there. I believe in you.
DAN

DAN



Aug 16 2006 5:27 AM

Got some questions for ya...
Icono-Chris

Icono-Chris



Aug 11 2006 6:17 PM

can't wait!
Vega

Vega



Jul 20 2006 11:16 PM

Looks awesome. Will you write one about librarians now please.
Greg & Lou Present Lou & Greg

Greg & Lou Present Lou & Greg



Jul 16 2006 4:26 PM

Hey girls,

We'll get two coffee's, some apple pie and your phone numbers. And hold the coffee and the pie.
Furio

Furio



Jul 11 2006 6:41 AM

I was painting. I had trouble finding inspiration... until I came to your site. You ladies are a work of art. Perfection!
simon

simon hardesty
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Jul 9 2006 8:47 PM

Eddie's the MAN! Diggin the stache :)
Crash Midnight

Crash Midnight



Jul 9 2006 6:57 PM

hey what's up? thanks for shooting me a friend request. hope you're digging the band. really appreciate the support! :)

if you haven't already, it'd definitely rock if you'll toss the band a friend request. here's a link to our page:



keep in touch and can't wait to see you out there!

shaun
Crash Midnight
ari scott

ari scott



Jul 2 2006 2:33 PM

i loved your show!!! it was charming and hilarious.
Giulia Rozzi

Giulia Rozzi



Jun 30 2006 3:27 PM

You two ladies are both talented and cute, very very cute. Did I mention cute? Yup, you two and Furio, all super cute.
Helff!®

Helff!®



Jun 29 2006 2:51 AM

Yeah, that Marmaduke is funny, for a dog. And your show is funny, and real, for real. ;)~

Peter
Furio

Furio



Jun 26 2006 1:40 AM

Margot and Sarah are very beautiful. Sarah's soft, silky legs remind me of Carmela.
Brianna

Brianna



Jun 21 2006 6:00 PM

If you ever find yourself thinking, "Damn. I hate my life." Go see this show, and that will all change.
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