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Guillermo
"Bigger Brother"

Male
18 years old
Norfolk, VIRGINIA
United States



Last Login:7/16/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/slowpeople  

   Guillermo's Comedian Bio
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Will Marfori has been making audiences laugh for the last ten years. Originally from Washington DC, Marfori blends all the characteristics of the Nation’s Capital into his act. Coming from a mixed race family with a love of learning and silliness, Marfori shows that even the nerdy kids can be cool. Touring 51 weeks a year, he has performed all over the United States, Canada, and the Caribbean for hundreds of thousands of people. Will appeared on the LATE, LATE SHOW with Craig Ferguson in 2007. Winner of the 2004 Carnival Comedy Challenge. Marfori can be heard regularly on the XM Radio comedy channel and has appeared Stand Up, Sit Down show with Sonny Fox. Will’s debut CD Are You one of them Slow People was released on www.Laugh.com.
InfluencesChris Rock, Don Rickles, Richard Preyor, George Carlin, Brett Leake, Bob Marley, Ramon Marfori, Dave Chappelle, capitalism
AlbumsAre You One of them Slow People

    Guillermo's Interests
GeneralStand Up Comedy, Females, Life's Pleasures, Day- Dreaming, The First Amendment, Good Conversation, Hey what does that taste like?, History, Beauty, Writing, Authors, Acting, Improv, Capitalism, Health care, Philosophy, Law, The Earth, Cleavage, Things that are fast, People who take their time, Film, Pharmacology, Metabolism, Family, Relationships, Equality, Dignity, Opportunity, Self-Reliance, Not blaming others
MusicBob Marley, Nine Ince Nails, Tool, Audioslave, Lenard Skynard, Biggie, Wu-Tang, Dave Mathews, Counting Crows, Jay-Z, Phish, Greatful Dead, Keller Williams, Ramon Marfori, Chris Marfori, Temporary Basement, Fighting Gravity, Anthony Hamilton, The Police, John Coltraine

     Guillermo's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Springfield, VA
Body type:6' 9" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Funny Guy

   Guillermo's Schools
Old Dominion University
Norfolk,Virginia
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Computer Science
Minor: Oceanography
Greek:   Alpha Tau Omega

1995 to 2001
Lee High
Springfield,Virginia
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
 

1991 to 1995


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Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson July 31st 2007
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The Lottery
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Fox 6 Good Day Alabama
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AssCrack
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   Guillermo's Blurbs
About me:
I am probably out on the road trying to make people laugh. Sometimes it goes good, sometimes it just goes, but I love it. I love it because comedy can not be mastered. Comedy like golf, or kissing, is something that you can always get better at. I just hope that each year I get better, I want to be headed in the right direction. I have never felt like that about anything. I have always felt different, an outsider, stand up comedy is the one place I feel like I belong. On stage I don't think about my cerebral palsy, my confusing racial background, my discontent of pop culture, my romantic failures and courting incompetence. I am in control in that environment, but I do not fear the fact that I have no idea about what will happen. So maybe one day I will be great, but until then I am interested in the journey.
Who I'd like to meet:
Women who think I am sexy, Fellow silver-medalists, People who think the Earth is actually 6000 years old, Bob Marley, Martin Luther King, Jesus, Judas, Dali Lama, Ghandi, Women can make things disappear without using their hands, smokers, People who can't dance, but do anyway, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, The date rapist that invented jell-o shots, Anyone who can't stand karaoke, Those who break stereotypes, Originals, Celebrities who care why they are famous, People who don't think I have CP, George Bush, Karl Rove, Al Sharpton, Tony Kornhieser, Keith Oberman, Andrew Sullivan, My T-ball coach, Free-thinkers, Herbivores, Laughers, Lovers, People who Care

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Scarlett


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Jul 4 2008 10:45 AM

Happy 4th of July...Wish you were here :)
Mrs. Bernazky-Alm





Jun 29 2008 8:57 AM

Really missed you at the wedding
Steve(Ryan Scott Smith is here!!!!!!)





Jun 8 2008 6:59 PM

YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!! PLEASE PLEASE come to Chicago. My son says please

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craig. seriously.





May 22 2008 9:30 PM

sounds good. my rolodex is yours, let me know what you need.
Brandi





May 23 2008 6:11 AM

Yay, I am going to try and come to the funny bone next week!
craig. seriously.





May 21 2008 6:47 PM

lovin DC, as i told you like 3 months ago when i moved here my dear friend. Guess they don't have those fancy things called "computers" on cruise ships ;)
Still blind as shit, which leads me to almost accidentally hit on thin dudes with long hair but other than that great.
of how may I service you?
Mark





May 15 2008 2:01 PM

Will, dude, where you at these days? Doing ships still? I'm now on the Pride again, so if you can, make your way out here. Hope all is well. Talk to you soon.

Mark
kRyStAl (R.I.P. Tator) PINK OR BLUE??? 8/7





May 15 2008 11:27 AM

hey will!!! when you comin back to bham??? we miss you!!! xoxo
Odyssey Michaels





May 5 2008 9:34 PM

Yo! What's going on?!
Scarlett


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May 5 2008 6:07 PM

What are you...some kind of fucking scientist?!
Sir Davis





May 4 2008 4:16 PM

you're no Eagle Scout sir.
Mad Man





Apr 12 2008 5:44 PM

Hey Man,
how are you doing? I saw you on tv.
Pretty good stuff, does Lisa write for you? hahahaha
Are you gonna make it up here in june?
I hope to see you this summer.
Take care.
ttyl
Jeri





Apr 13 2008 11:21 AM

Ok, so I know I haven't been the greatest friend but I miss you!!! When are you coming to visit me?
Dan Mengini





Apr 22 2008 2:43 PM

Nothing to say... just thought it was time for a guy to post on your wall.
Mrs. Bernazky-Alm





Apr 12 2008 9:00 AM

I had fun and I'm happy I got to spend some time with you!
Scarlett


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Mar 10 2008 3:25 AM

Miss you. :(
Anne Catherine





Mar 7 2008 8:20 PM

What's shakin?
Christine





Mar 6 2008 7:40 PM

i was at last nights show, thanks for a fun night.
Scarlett


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Mar 6 2008 4:17 PM

"What's new"...what like in the last 30 seconds since I last talked to you?!
Mrs. Bernazky-Alm





Mar 6 2008 3:14 PM

It's all good! I know you are busy! By the way, don't forget the wedding is June 21st in Pine Plains, NY!!! We are going to have a blast in Nashville! Can't wait!!
craig. seriously.





Mar 4 2008 8:26 PM

u still cruisin, ma? was back at the beach last weekend, livin in DC. holla
Scarlett


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Feb 28 2008 10:46 PM

I liked your show on the ecstacy a lot too!!
♥ ♥ Ashlie





Feb 21 2008 7:50 PM

Awesome show on Carnival Ecstasy!! I am STILL telling people about ya!!
Sarah-ah-ah-ah





Feb 17 2008 10:25 AM

hey will. how is everything going for you?? you gotta let me know when you are back in cleveland. definitely want to see your show again. take care!
ladybug*


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Feb 14 2008 11:56 AM

happy valentine's day sexy!!!
Ryan & Carrie


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Feb 14 2008 8:36 AM

Happy Valintines Day Cousin Will!
Ralph­





Feb 12 2008 5:34 PM

i love you.
Joel





Feb 7 2008 2:19 PM

How do I get that stain out of my couch again?
Mrs. Bernazky-Alm





Feb 6 2008 8:37 AM

Gots my ticket to Nashville. April 3-6th! I will be seeing you! Can't wait!
craig. seriously.





Jan 31 2008 12:17 PM

yo paisan, you in the Norfolk area on Feb 15/16? I will be back for going-away festivities. Am moving to Cap Hill... should be a good party.
Breanne





Jan 15 2008 10:12 PM

You are really funny. I saw you over Christmas on a cruise. =D
craig. seriously.





Jan 8 2008 12:40 AM

If you have friends in New Hampshire, call them and get them out to vote. It will be a tight one, Barack needs our help.
Scarlett


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Dec 10 2007 10:43 AM

If you wanna be Wolverine...you can BE Wolverine!!
Scott Seyfried





Nov 23 2007 10:23 AM

Dude. That girl just put you behind Larry the Cable guy. I'm sorry. You evidently got no love in the trailer park.
Heidi





Nov 21 2007 11:39 AM

Hey! I hope you have a fabulous Thanksgiving!! and that all is well with you! :)
Scarlett


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Nov 20 2007 5:55 PM

Hey...just wanted to drop by and say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the funniest guy ever...well, with the exception of Dane Cook...and Larry the Cable Guy :)
Brenda