slurps were all immaculately concepted to russian virgins and subsequently raised by timberwolves. they have been honing and developing their sound for almost 2000 years in northern china.
they are probably best known for writing medieval floor filler "greensleeves" and kiddies birthday party favourite "happy birthday (to you)".
sometimes reggae, sometimes doom metal, always industrial folk, they sound like somewhere between carly simon and bach. constantly drunk and usually blissed on heroin their (1) anarchic liveshows have been described as:
"relatively unembarrassing" - eoin dowling, civil servant
"good ideas, but you should have had a soundcheck and a practice" vinny walsh, the dole
"not my cup of tea, but you should keep plugging away" - man in toilet at the show.
Great to meet you on this great website of virtual space. We hope you find much happiness and laughter in life. If you need some recording done, do come to us, we are well versed in the ways of the tracking and mixing.
