Evil
Jared Hasselhoff
Jared Hasselhoff Sic Semper Tyrannis

Male
66 years old
Kreuzberg, Berlin
Germany



Last Login: 11/20/2009
Mood: dirty Mood Image
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Music It will probably hog up less bandwidth to list who I hate than who I like: Clay Aiken, Mariah, Alanis (or as we lovingly refer to her in the stables, "Trigger"), Clay Aiken, Celine Dion, Jessica Simpson and her homely sister, that Lewinskiesque troll Kelly Clarkson, Clay Aiken.
Movies Deliverance, Evil Dead I through III, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Goodfellas, Repo Man, Wild at Heart, Caddyshack, High Plains Drifter, Strange Brew, The old Shining, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Dawn of the Dead before they remade them and fucked everything up.
Television Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Sopranos, Dukes of Hazzard, Wiseguy, Bewitched (but only with Dick York, not that faggy Dick Sargent), just about anything they show on the Hitlery Channel.
Books Bukowski, Alan Moore, Stephen Hawkings, Nietzsche, that guy that always refers to L. Ron Hubbard as a homo...
Heroes Johnny Cash, Joey Ramone, G.G. Allin, Sorrell Brooke, Alan Hale, Jr.
Groups: www.thingsthatlooklikebrett.comFrau Trailer=Mentor/Role Model/Hero ExtraordinaireExplosive Intent!!

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     Evil's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 4" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Disgraced Child Star



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You know that asshole on the "Subway" commercials who's giving all us Jareds a bad name? My mission is to kill him.
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Gili Shani - Photographer

Gili Shani - Photographer



Nov 15 2009 1:28 PM



Nickelbags

Nickelbags



Nov 15 2009 1:28 PM



yummy
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Nov 6 2009 11:47 AM

TOMORROW: WHITE TRASH HOUSE PARTY !
NOW EVERY WEEK !



6€
T.W.

T.W.



Nov 6 2009 11:46 AM

Jeff Wood charms the man....and somehow does not get himself arrested!

Shat Tazered off stage!

T.W. | MySpace Video

Vanessa

Vanessa



Nov 5 2009 8:07 AM

Hey Thanks for the add!
btw nice pic ;)
<3
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Nov 3 2009 5:55 PM

THIS FRIDAY: WHITE TRASH HOUSE PARTY !
NOW EVERY WEEK !



6€
Tim(HOLLYWOODINC)JOKER

tim päßler



Nov 1 2009 11:42 AM

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Onyx

Onyx



Oct 23 2009 4:26 PM

Have a wicked weekend. All angels watch over you. You are guarded. :)





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Oct 22 2009 4:27 PM

THIS FRIDAY:



6€
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Oct 20 2009 5:01 PM

THIS FRIDAY:



6€
Onyx

Onyx



Oct 20 2009 5:01 PM

God bless you! You are in my prayers. 










Jojo

Joana Paul



Oct 20 2009 5:01 PM

hi .thank you for adding me .
hope you guys come to Germany soon!
u are awesome:D

Onyx

Onyx



Oct 18 2009 3:43 PM

Thank you for the add.

Have a great time. <3 I wish you the best.

<3
JEFFUCKIN WOOD

JEff WOOD



Oct 16 2009 1:21 PM

EVIL JARED OF BLOODHOUND GANG  BLOODFART  AND JEFF WOOD OF SHAT
Kris Keystone (THE FIEND WITHOUT A FACE)

Kris Keystone (THE FIEND WITHOUT A FACE)



Oct 15 2009 10:18 AM

Good times my friend, Good Times!!
T.W.

T.W.



Oct 14 2009 9:48 AM

The very talented singer of Shat..Mr Jeff Wood it appears is also quite the photographer . X marks the spot!!



Gili Shani - Photographer

Gili Shani - Photographer



Oct 13 2009 4:43 PM


Psycho-billy

Psycho Billy



Oct 9 2009 2:04 PM

Tonight @ the Cross Keys
Azlyn

Azlyn Beck-Gardner



Oct 9 2009 2:04 PM

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/event.php?eid=148608678691




 

Azlyn

Azlyn Beck-Gardner



Oct 9 2009 2:34 AM

  **HALLOWEEN PARTY!**

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.phpeid=148608678691

 

Denial / BBC Radio One Rock Show

Denial / BBC Radio One Rock Show



Oct 8 2009 11:04 PM

So I'll be seeing you in a couple of weeks right?


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Oct 8 2009 11:04 PM

THIS FRIDAY 09.10. :



6€
Nickelbags

Nickelbags



Oct 8 2009 11:04 PM

Everyone should know that I see this guy in public.......one cool ass motherfucker.  Jared ur the shit.  Anyway heres a laugh for anyone who wants too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np9ETOXSt68
JEFFUCKIN WOOD

JEff WOOD



Oct 7 2009 2:05 AM

SHAT SONG IN BAM'S NEW MOVIE "MINGHAGS" FEATURING JIMMY POP AND EVIL JERROD FROM BLOODHOUND GANG
Daniel Cameron

Daniel Cameron



Sep 25 2009 2:58 AM


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