It will probably hog up less bandwidth to list who I hate than who I like: Clay Aiken, Mariah, Alanis (or as we lovingly refer to her in the stables, "Trigger"), Clay Aiken, Celine Dion, Jessica Simpson and her homely sister, that Lewinskiesque troll Kelly Clarkson, Clay Aiken.
Movies
Deliverance, Evil Dead I through III, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Goodfellas, Repo Man, Wild at Heart, Caddyshack, High Plains Drifter, Strange Brew, The old Shining, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Dawn of the Dead before they remade them and fucked everything up.
Television
Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Sopranos, Dukes of Hazzard, Wiseguy, Bewitched (but only with Dick York, not that faggy Dick Sargent), just about anything they show on the Hitlery Channel.
Books
Bukowski, Alan Moore, Stephen Hawkings, Nietzsche, that guy that always refers to L. Ron Hubbard as a homo...
Heroes
Johnny Cash, Joey Ramone, G.G. Allin, Sorrell Brooke, Alan Hale, Jr.
Everyone should know that I see this guy in public.......one cool ass motherfucker. Jared ur the shit. Anyway heres a laugh for anyone who wants too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np9ETOXSt68