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About me:

Well, let's see... I like long walks through dark Haunts. And loitering around the asylum where I USED to work... I was a GREAT nurse once upon a time but that changed, obviously! So now, I spend most of my days poking and prodding as I formerly did, just without a license! SAY AHHHH!!! No, with the other end!! HEHEHEHEHEHE! I enjoy spending time with some of my former patients, Krank and his brother Glitch. We can often be seen together in front of the lemonade stand in the park eating lemons and throwing sugar packets at the other people in line. I like to throw the sugar substitute because it's lighter, but more harmful. Sometimes, I like to volunteer for Meals on Wheels. Everybody loves a clown, right Grandma?


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Who I'd like to meet:

Heckles and Twitch. Man, those guys are hot! I just hope I'm not related biologically because that would be... AWKWARD! Kissin' Kousins, and I'd be guiltier than my Uncle Steve and Aunt Michael! But back to Heckles and Twitch, hit me up on DL boys! GRRRR!

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  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: Love kids, but not for me
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Occupation: EVIL GENIUS!
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Companies

  • Edge City Entertainment

    • Tyler, TX US
    • SMACKLES THE CLOWN
    They Own ME!

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