Hello Kiddies! How I've missed you all. I've been far too busy watching television and running a-muck and I've been highly irresponsible in my neglect of all of you. But you have my pseudo-promise that I'll kind-of not do this again, a lot, sort of. You're all very welcome for my non-committal tendencies. I digress, the real reason I wanted to address you all was to let you know HauntCon is right around the corner!! It's your chance to check out the great Haunts of Houston, Texas in a relaxing environment, and best of all, you get to meet ME!! You can come shake whatever you've got, or got left, with me on the dance floor on Saturday Night. Enough about me, I know, how can you fathom, but seriously, HauntCon is a great time, and a time you get to go to GREAT haunts Off season without the waiting in line and without the whiney highschoolers who can't take it! You need to reserve your spot now, www.HauntCon.com. GO GO GO!!!
You are dismissed.