Citizens who don't like their kids, wheelchair kidz, mixed drinks, live music (no Hawaiian shirts or thinning ponytailsPLZ), laughing at old people (not you grandma), ski masks, man-voice machines, ugly people kissing, relaxation, lazy moms, bald men, digging for gold,side shows, anything free (especially lunch), airplane smell, Halloween, boosters, chaos, dissension, county fairs, books about Boy Scouts, making ka-pow bombs.
Music
SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE!
Movies
"Rockstar," not to be confused with the neon green energy drink.
Television
Maury and Blind Date.
Books
"Sweet Valley High," the NSFW series, and "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret."
Heroes
French & Saunders,Thomas Paine, and Bill Hicks.
Smear Campaign Magazine's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking
Orientation:
Not Sure
Hometown:
Anytown, USA
Body type:
8' 10" / Some extra baggage
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Occupation:
Professional Hags
Income:
$100,000 to $150,000
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You're invited!
Channel One is at:
Flamingo Cantina on 6th St.
Saturday, August 1st
Austin, Texas
18+!
9 pm
w/ Spies Like Us and Six Pack Deep!
We're giving out our new record "Pose & Posture" to everyone at the show! Doors at 9pm!
For some reviews of our new album:
http://amusicfan.blogspot.com
"These guys have the chops to hang with the heavy hitters in US ska scene but also have a fresh and accessible enough sound to cross over to new listeners..."
or here:
www.phillyska.com (scroll down)
"It is something a little different, yet also familiar. In short time the album rose to become one of my favorite releases so far this year with a secure position on my playlist..."
or here: http://www.musicaloccupation.com/
"If there’s one album that stands out as different this year, it’s Channel One’s Pose & Posture..."
thanks!
LN and elissa if u two dont send me ur gat damn phone numbers real gat damn soon i'm gonna pound u both in the butts when i get back, call me or something GEEZ!
so why haven't i gotten a package yet, and why have none of u come to san francisco yet, and why is nobody calling me?!!! i'm a brat remember? i need the attention!
Free stuff for my new friend who likes free stuff:
"On Friday, June 6th, Krispy Kreme will celebrate National Doughnut Day by offering customers a FREE doughnut of their choice in participating stores throughout the U.S. So, stop by and celebrate National Doughnut Day with Krispy Kreme and have a doughnut on us!
Please call your local Krispy Kreme store to find out if they are participating. Happy Doughnut Day!"
Hope you've got Krispy Kreme where you live. Mark your cal-en-dar for FREE STUFF and thank you for adding STANKZINE.
ugh i love the new pictures, who's doing all that drawing? and where'd u guys post the skinhead dude? kid sister and her pity party's coming to town! see u suckers soon!
so i named my zine Pity Party, and i had to pick one topic, so its 90's nostalgia, i know you guys got some gold for me, i need articles that you know of or that u've written, i like where u going with the bill clinton saxaphone era, i found one super trashy article about girls who stalked JTT, and i need images if u know of any classics, k thats it, love u and miss u all very much
That is a sweet gel bottle pic!!! I was just in Austin today, dude. I miss hangin out. I'm gonna be up there more often so you should hit me up so we can do lunch or something. I'll msg you.
