smeg™
where boners go to die.

Female
25 years old
pdx, New Hampshire
United States



Last Login: 6/5/2009
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    smeg™'s Interests
General
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interests
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life, love, film, music...
sex, drugs, rock and roll...
and geeks.
my daily-ish blog
http://smegblog.iblog.com/
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Music

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music
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three words. alien. ant. farm.
(thank you from the bottom of my heart guys)
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strata
to whom i also owe huge thanks and love
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tenacious d
elo
ac/dc
the who
dethklok
the hanks
elvis costello
doyle dykes
edie brickell and new bohemians
juice newton
the shins
badly drawn boy
pedro the lion
the cinema (and nathan detroit *hug*)
frou frou
modest mouse
death cab for cutie
sigur ros
beatles
elton john
yes
rush
journey
oingo boingo
eagles
twisted sister
tracy chapman
the darkness
glassjaw
stp (and the deleos! thanks for the huge candy bar robert!)
queen
sade
billy talent
the cure
smashing pumpkins (d'arcy!)
creedence clearwater revival
foo fighters
bjork
spinal tap
david bowie
crosstide
aerosmith
imogen heap
peaches
ratatat
mc chris
eagles of death metal
rogue wave
toto
wesley willis
the whitest boy alive
depeche mode
danny elfman
and, of course... michael jackson!
Movies
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movies
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this clip:
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~ favorite movie ~
peewee's
big adventure
~ since birth ~
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dancer in the dark
science of sleep
eternal sunshine
ok, everything michel gondry
5000 fingers of dr. t
evil cult
the jerk
blue velvet
la vita e bella
harold and maude
star wars
(i come complete with nerd tat)
i'm a film student...
too many to list...
but more to come
Television
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tv
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on the lot
(till they cut sam)
andy richter controls the universe
(bring that damn show back!!!)
the cosby show
mst3k
peewee's playhouse
metalocalypse
extras
the colbert report
tho office (bbc > us)
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the rest of these i like
but won't go out of my way
to see every episode
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ab fab, iron chef, hey dude,
people's court, salute your shorts,
aqua teen hunger force, old batman
old school t.m.n.t. (new ones suck!)
and vh1's i love *anything they put here*.
Books
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books
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the neverending story

my favorite book. my first tattoo.
jon stewart's 'america'
the shining
of mice and men
confessions of a groupie
shot by shot
margaret cho's blog
(feminism at its finest)
the westing game
it changes from day to day, but usually
whatever fights for crusade i'm currently on,
i'll do nothing but talk about it.
guilty: i love harry potter
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comics
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currently reading the walking dead
(finished through issue 35)
i tend to like gore with a good storyline
almost anything with zombies or vampires
never been a huge fan of superhero comics,
except some old school dc superheros
(spiderman is dead to me, cause
during college i worked at, no joke...
'spiderman rocks!'
the live rock n' roll musical
singing. dancing. ricky martin.
my job? spiderman's bodyguard.)
funny comic favs: flaming carrot, milk and cheese
still searching for a good *film noir* book
that uses cinematography in illustration
*not high contrast b&w!
lines, shades, backlights, focal points, etc*
Heroes
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heroes
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alan bean
pete conrad
michel gondry
zach galifianakis
gramps
Groups: Harry PotterSpooky BooksEddie MutherFukin Money Bitches!!!!The Official© Anarchy Club™Free State Project

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     smeg™'s Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Boring, Oregon
Body type:5' 5"
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Children:Someday
Occupation:filmmaker

   smeg™'s Schools
The Northwest Academy
Portland, OR
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: film production
 

1998 to 1999
Portland Lutheran School
Portland, OREGON
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1998 to 2002

   smeg™'s Networking
Film - Production - Producer
videography (with editing/dvd authoring)
Film - Production - Producer
coordinator, 1st/2nd AD, key set PA
Film - Art - Art Direction
direction, set design, decoration, prop creation/wrangling, print graphics, greeking

   smeg™'s Companies
pro one media
los angeles, CA US
assistant editor
film festival channel

2006
rocket science labs
los angeles, CA US
art department p.a.
trading spouses

2006
anisa (10 X 10 entertainment)
beverly hills, CA US
casting p.a.
america's next top model

2006
longshot productions
portland, OR US
script supervisor
some will fall

2005
the shins
portland, OR US
art department
music video

2005
buena vista pictures
hollywood, CA US
p.a.
pirates of the caribbean

2002
universal pictures
los angeles, CA US
p.a.
the cat in the hat

2003
sony/columbia pictures
los angeles, CA US
p.a.
spiderman 2

2003
smeg
pdx/lax/tour, OR/CA/tour US
videographer/editor/dvd author
musician/comedian tour videography

forever



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   smeg™'s Blurbs
About me:
most important thing you need to know about me:
i love my grandpa more than anyone else in the world.
thats the only thing that i don't joke about in my life.
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just for future reference, i'm obsessed with the space program (mainly 1960's), and i consider apollo 12 to be the best space flight mission in history.
more than anything else, i would like to work for/at williams street (since i can't be an astronaut). those who know me, know my dedication to filmmaking. those who REALLY know me, know my sense of humor, and either think i'm 100% funny, or just insane. williams street is the only place i have seen that fuses those 2 parts of my life... my love/dedication to filmmaking, and my sense of humor. here is a 16 sample of the genius i seek to be a part of:
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stole this from phil cause he called me a hooker.
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i'm an individual by accident. i don't try to be different... i just don't have any time/place to be exposed to the "norm" or "popular" thing. if i see/hear something i like, then i like it. if someone makes fun of me for it, i'm not gonna like it less, so why pretend to?
~~~
Who I'd like to meet:
not looking to meet people on myspace
sorry, not a bitch, just don't really care.
in real life, i wanna meet alan bean. also, people who wear scarfs in summer and sunglasses at night. i love fun people, passionate people, music loving people, cinema loving people (not crappy big budget blow up movie people), funny people, people who are individuals. people who are brutally honest, but have tact.
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my friends
alien ant farm

strata - my boys

rob - brother from another mother

david

janee my sister

derek my brother

mike cosgrove

phil - knows funny

more friends
more comments....


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 The Cinema 


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 Long Live Sasha 


 POISONSKY! 


 Sovereign Curtis 





smeg™'s Friends Comments
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POISONSKY!





Mar 8 2009 7:44 AM

WHAT IS IT ABOUT BEING BLIND THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO WALK YER DOG?!?!
Derek





Feb 9 2009 8:12 PM

So i have been talking to a coach at a community college near portland to wrestle and go to school there next year. I was just wondering what your plans were next year, as far as where you were gonna be living.
POISONSKY!





Jan 28 2009 1:55 AM

Sovereign Curtis





Sep 22 2008 6:26 PM

..
Sovereign Curtis





Sep 22 2008 12:50 AM

Obi Fascist Won
Sovereign Curtis





Sep 22 2008 12:35 AM

Photobucket
bennyjaminFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK





Sep 20 2008 2:23 AM

i moved to indiana, thinking i had a bike shop job, could live for free at my dad's and get sober (alcoholism caught up with me.). didn't work out that way. bike shop fell through, my back up living situation fell through, and i'm working basically the same job i had in portland, but for less than half the money (once you figure in tips. i make no tips at all here. literally.) the only thing that's working out is sobriety, and i must say i'm rather proud of that. but yeah, i'm declaring indiana a failed experiment and probably going back to portland in about a month or so.

glad to hear things are going alright for you, if i don't hear from you when you get back to pdx, i'm sure i'll see you at bkspce.
bennyjaminFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK





Sep 18 2008 6:18 PM

what do you mean, "what the hell?"? don't you remember that one time when you were dressed all in red trying to go to the bathroom and brian was all dressed in blue trying to crawl over the stall to see?

anyways... how's things? the new life treating you well?

Chefy McCookalot - R.I.P. Brandon White





Aug 16 2008 5:24 AM

mos def-inately fo sho.
Long Live Sasha





Jul 8 2008 8:52 AM

guess what! Good news! I have seen it and we can remain friends! I miss you with all my heart so I really hope you come back to oregon soon! Exclamation points!
Chefy McCookalot - R.I.P. Brandon White





Jun 10 2008 6:05 AM

a. the kashian

b.
cause I'm .. and because I'm from the ..

how's the campaign trail? You still in (pretty old infact and not quite) New Hampshire?
Long Live Sasha





May 11 2008 9:57 PM

do you still exist?
bennyjaminFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK





Apr 23 2008 11:08 PM

added just for you. i so pretty.
Nathan Detroit





Apr 11 2008 10:48 AM



...eh?
bennyjaminFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK





Nov 28 2007 9:28 AM

blarghhhh
kirsten barrie





Nov 16 2007 9:23 PM

happy birthday ye ol neighbor!

hope your safe and doing well back in the bestest city of portland!
Danny Domino





Nov 16 2007 7:23 PM

BIG PINK!





Nov 16 2007 4:36 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Go and have some fun.
Long Live Sasha





Nov 15 2007 9:44 PM

We are going to stay the same age for exactly one more day....
I knew that without that stupid myspace birthday thing.
I love you very much.
I will call your phone even though it wont work.
And tell you that.
I am happy your here.
Josh





Nov 1 2007 9:26 PM

Miss E [Lamnidae Morta]-FRIENDS ONLY





Oct 30 2007 9:12 PM

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again
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Long Live Sasha





Oct 29 2007 8:52 PM

So im throwing a birthday party for myself on november 9th which is a friday at roscoes bar and grill on 81st and stark. you should definitely come and you can bring your brothers if you want. oh yes and call me soon. i have a new phone cause i lost my old one and i no longer have your number.
Miss E [Lamnidae Morta]-FRIENDS ONLY





Oct 16 2007 9:04 AM

aw girl I love you
Mike Cosgrove





Oct 16 2007 6:02 AM

bean ice
Josh





Oct 8 2007 8:16 AM

hahaha. oh reaheaheally. yeah i remember that drunk picture.
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