Sabino High School
Tucson,Arizona
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Major: Supercalifragilistics
Minor: Advanced Dildonics
Clubs: I'm a loner, Dotty; A rebel.
Greek:
Pi
I would rather be a sincere sinner than a spurious saint.
I disingenuously thwart the capacity of language to engender description. It's fun!
Yes, I read the dictionary. I am a scientifically verfied genius. My IQ is off the scale. (Certifiable documentation available upon request.) It is both a blessing and a curse. If you can't understand what I'm saying, I will try to find us an interpreter.
Who I'd like to meet: (Shouldn't it be "WHOM I'd like to meet"?) The Heavenly Mother.
But, failing that:
The eternal, yet infernal.
The omniscious, yet delicious.
The ubiquitous, yet iniquitous.
The quixotic, yet erotic.
The studious, yet pulchritudious.
The detested & vasocongested.
The lucubrating & lubricious.
The delectably unelectable.
I am not easily befriended. If you should consider yourself somehow worthy of joining my elite & illustrious cadre of electronic cohorts, perhaps you will have the perspicacity and courtesy to engage me beforehand in some sort of dialogue? Chat me up, cajole me with idle blandishments? Refute my specious arguments and faulty ratiocination? Beguile and persuade me with the attributes that potentially qualify you for the position? E.g.:
"I'm pretty good with a bowstaff."
"I can put my ankles behind my head."
"I know how to use 'floccipaucinihilipilification' in a sentence -- correctly."
"I have no gag reflex."
Please note: Any inanely gay sparkly gifs posted as comments, obnoxious embedded videos, and/or images so oversized as to disrupt the sublime architectonic geometry of my page will be mercilessly and rancorously deleted. Kthx!
I think u'll enjoy this one. It's pretty cool but also a little creepy too LOL. You'll need to follow these directions EXACTLY to get the proper results. Put the followwing into the address-bar of your web-browser. Type ur favorite number between 1 and 999 & then type a dot & then type your favorite color & then type a dot & then type one word that best describes your mood & then type a dot & then type the word retwistic & then type a dot & then type com & then click enter. Let me know how it turns out for you.
Did you and the Mrs. have a good Thanksgiving? Were you in Arizona? Oh and Post Script: I should have listened to your Stephanie Meyers suggestion long ago. I thought I was too cool for the TWILIGHT series-but I fell in love! What a loser huh? Why do you even hang out with me??!!
Things are pretty good here for me. I hope to be able to see my babies around Thanksgiving time. Or else I may have to go to LA to spend some time with you.
good ID-uh. you probably think all of this because you wish you could have a kid as cute as him. it's okay to be jealous, just don't be a player hater.
