Hi! I was super bored and I took a dump, but it was a little darker than usual so I looked up why poop was brown on google and found ur site. I read the whole thing and it was really interesting. I love ur office pooping rules, pricless!!!
I am a HUGE fan of pooping, or just poo in general. I refer to my own as "Butt Munsters", or sometimes, "Wrinkle Fish". It could be a "Double-headed Wrinkle Fish" if the symmetry is just right. Also, I coined the phrase "fooping". We all know what a "shart" is. Fooping is along those lines. Feel free to use this information on your website. Thanks for the add.