MySpace - © ßrandon eff - 101 - Male - Ridgetown, CA

		Can I touch your...? Male 101 years old Ridgetown, Ontario Canada Last Login: 3/1/2009

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www.myspace.com/smerky666

General	Drawing, playing videogames, reading, watching TV, wearing clothes, having more than nine toes. I'm not a very interresting person.
Music	Chiodos, A Skylit Drive, Alesana, Underminded, The Legion of Doom, Celldweller, Underwater Solitaire, War from a Harlots Mouth, Breaking Benjamin, My American Heart, Moneen, Lacuna Coil, KoRn, Avenged Sevenfold, Enomine, Atreyu, Mychildren Mybride, Wolfmother, From First to Last, Norma Jean, Evanescence, Our Lady Peace, Orgy, Emery, From Autumn To Ashes, Greeley Estates, Dir En Grey, Malice Mizer, As I Lay Dying, Alexisonfire, Bullet For My Valentine, Godsmack, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Marilyn Manson, Kittie, Lamb Of God, Agony Scene, Deftones, Thine Eyes Bleed, Underminded, UnderOATH, Ozzy, Protest The Hero, Three Doors Down, Three Days Grace, Rob Zombie, Skrape, Children of Bodom, The Classic Crime, Forty Foot Echo, From A Second Story Window, The Used, MCR, AFI, Thursday, Billy Talent, Peter Gabriel, Rammstein, and many more.
Movies	alot.
Television	Seinfeld! REPRESENT!!!
Books	The Catcher and the Rye, Sea of Glass, Lost Between Houses, Harry Potter, LOTR, IT, Shogun
Heroes	Benjamine Israelie.

Status:	Divorced
Here for:	Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Ridgetown
Body type:	6' 2" / Body builder
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Atheist
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Children:	Someday
Education:	High school
Occupation:	Manwhore
Income:	$250,000 and Higher

My virginity was stolen, by ninjas (view more)

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About me:

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Emo star

My name is Brandon. I'm 16. My I.Q. is like 67,000,000. I'm not kidding. I hate where I live. I like most people, unless they're rude. I hate rude, arrogant people. I like music that makes my head go up and down. I like the colour red. I don't love anything, aside from family but that's in a different way, sicko. I like most of my friends. I hate racism... and the whites. I am white. I don't like when people say they don't care what people think of them, because we all care really, we're just to stubborn to admit it. I don't care what people think of me. I don't enjoy going to parties because I generally don't like certain people who go. I go to some parties. I like to think I'm intelligent. I'm extrodinarily obeese. Really skinny people freak me out. I spend at least 12 hours in a day listening to music. I like to draw. I like to think I'm good at drawing. I don't like when people try to change my mind about things, especially when they don't make a good point at all. I don't like when people say I'm good looking in any way. I like when people say I look good. I like to hit things. I try not to hit people. I have anger issues. I'm not overly angry. I hate animal cruelty. I eat meat. My future dog is a doberman/great-dane. I'm going to train it to attack people at my command. I want to have 13 children. I don't. I'm suprised you're still reading really. I don't really have anything else to say right now. Come back another time maybe. I might seem to come across as hypocritical or redundant, which I am.

Who I'd like to meet:
I would like to meet my doppelganger. I would punch him in the face...but then he would punch me in the face.

Underwater Solitaire (new songs up soon!!)

Bring SIMON The Horizon

Ashley, :)

>[Christopher Phoenix]<

TYSHA♥

Nolan

Damon 2-STEP™

teee

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Canada A Skylit Drive [ON TOUR]	May 21 2008 1:20 PM It is only available to order at HMV, and it should be no more than $15 dollars canadian. The album wasn't released world wide. And also She Watched The Sky can be ordered there.
Bring SIMON The Horizon	Apr 7 2008 1:50 PM Wow, thats gay ._. GE is like...amazing now.
Damon 2-STEP™	Mar 17 2008 6:28 AM aye how have you been? your page is looking awesome! anyway, i just got some sweet new tones off www.tonetomyphone.info for FREE! they have the newest selection!
we are the take	Feb 6 2008 6:16 PM Hey Brandon, thanks for adding We Are The Take!
teee	Feb 6 2008 2:46 AM no, not really. i stalk your friend damon too ;]
Bring SIMON The Horizon	Dec 27 2007 2:19 AM Ass dick. >.>
✖iRlau.✖	Nov 16 2007 7:41 PM
Bring SIMON The Horizon	Nov 15 2007 4:47 AM i love my big muscleman brandon :D <33333333333333333333333
Bring SIMON The Horizon	Oct 19 2007 5:43 AM that was an assish thing to say. prick i coudln't help but notice that your a fag. Just throwin it out there. but you have HUGE thighs and i hope you get hit by a bus. :D
Bring SIMON The Horizon	Oct 16 2007 8:21 AM Hey fag. hows it hangin? Obviously not very far down. if you know what i sezzin
✖iRlau.✖	Oct 11 2007 8:20 PM ITS NOT ENOUGH, DAMMIT cries ihy
✖iRlau.✖	Oct 11 2007 3:46 PM i could totally change my name to Lauren Eff. Then i could be cool like you. PLS TEACH ME TO BE COOL LIKE YOU.
✖iRlau.✖	Sep 22 2007 1:46 PM your "about me" section is roflsauce.
When The Rainbow faded away??	Sep 15 2007 11:57 PM sorry for not online like a 2month and half.... i'm good here just too busy with my study courses and i have to study 24/7 until i dont have time to come online damn its totally fuck up my brain..so how bout you.
Ashley, :)	Sep 1 2007 3:48 AM fucker. where are you. i need somee of brandons amazing converstaions of integrity and knowlege k?
Ashley, :)	Aug 28 2007 5:40 PM hahaha nahhh, ill save it all for meee :) :P that shits bad tho, im not suppose to take more than 1 pill every 8 hours and yesturday i lost track of time and was like fuck it and i was "goofy" as mike and brennan and mitchell said. and then after i threw up. trust me you dont want this stuff, i dont think its pure morphine. ahah ohgod. your a piece of work you are.
Ashley, :)	Aug 28 2007 4:19 AM ahaha while you were doing all that, i uhm... idk how to put this... got in a car accident, knocked uncounsious, rushed to the hospital and am going to be hopped up on morphine all week. :) fun and exciting ehh... so whens the next big gang bang?
leahh-[the destrøyer]™	Aug 28 2007 2:17 AM ahaa nothing too much hurting kind of baha youuu ?
Ashley, :)	Aug 25 2007 12:28 AM hey fuckhead. where the hell have you been. =] arent i pleasant ? :)
leahh-[the destrøyer]™	Aug 24 2007 4:53 PM ...you would lie to me ? <\|3 ouuuch
leahh-[the destrøyer]™	Aug 24 2007 5:52 AM hahaha why do i need to look it up if you just told me ? =D
Bring SIMON The Horizon	Aug 23 2007 10:13 PM LMAO iloveyou to schnooky pooks
Bring SIMON The Horizon	Aug 23 2007 10:03 PM LOL
Bring SIMON The Horizon	Aug 23 2007 9:55 PM WELL since your going to let that situation happen. i dont think im aloud to have anyone over. sry
Bring SIMON The Horizon	Aug 23 2007 9:55 PM LMFAO i died at that picture comment. your such a fuck. and yeah so now apparentlyim gay. even though not.. >.>

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