that one little girl, that one little dog, rock 'n' roll and the associated lifestyle, chicks, coffee, steak, springtime, burritos, comics, Shakespeare, Scotch, oral histories, unreliable narrators, hedge fund billionaires and their role in the impending economic collapse, Lucha Libre, the pathos/bathos of the lives of professional wrestlers, secrets, the Ragnarok, the Krampus, fortune, whimsy, ass, grass, Red Gold Tomato Ketchup (in bottles).
Music
Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, Pixies, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, The Velvet Underground, Elvis Costello, The White Stripes, R.E.M., The Smiths, TV On The Radio, The Decemberists, The Arcade Fire, DeVotchKa, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Mountain Goats, The New Pornographers, The Hold Steady, MF Doom, El-P, The Roots, GZA, Cadence Weapon, The Cool Kids, Lead Belly
Movies
The Incredibles, Treasure Island, Pulp Fiction, Grand Illusion, the lost reel of The Magnificent Ambersons, the fistfight scene in They Live, Muppet Vision 3-D, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Wet Hot American Summer, Night And The City, Night Of The Hunter, Bride Of Frankenstein, The Warriors, The Third Man, Batman, Batman Begins, and the Goddamn Dark Knight, Les Enfants Du Paradis, Clash Of The Titans, The Secret Of N.I.M.H., Battle Royale, Down By Law, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Primer, Midnight Run
Television
The Muppet Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Futurama, Deadwood, Weeds, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Firefly, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Freaks and Geeks, Slings And Arrows, Undeclared, Extras, The Office, sit-coms from the 60s and 70s, kids shows from the 80s, Donahue, and, yes, wrestling. PRO-wrestling.
Books
Huck Finn, a hearty dose of Shakespeare, A Confederacy Of Dunces, And The Ass Saw The Angel, Special Topics In Calamity Physics, Tom Stoppard's Arcadia, Sex Lies And Headlocks, all Nabokov, most Faulkner, and a lot of comic books
Heroes
Gumbercules - I love that guy. Slightly less heroic, but still admirable: Marguerite Coleman, Michael and Julia Henry, Heidi Coleman, John Luzar, Jon Stewart, John Adams, Sam Adams, Samuel Clemens, Tom Waits, Jim Henson, Bill Hicks, Bill Waterson, Bill Clinton, Stephen Colbert, Joe Quesada, Bob Coulter, Shepard Fairey, CM Punk, Ricky Jay, David Bevington, Jughead.
Sean Michael Goddamn Henry's Details
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Kansas City, Missouri
Body type:
5' 10"
Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Dice Dealer
Sean Michael Goddamn Henry's Schools
University Of Chicago
Chicago,Illinois
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English Language & Literature
Clubs: Off Off Campus; University Theater
1997 to 2003
North Kansas City High
Kansas City, MO
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: NKC Harmonaires, Film Club, Drama Club, Scholar Bowl
1993 to 1997
Sean Michael Goddamn Henry's Companies
Horseshoe Casino Hammond, IN US "Floor Supervisor" Table Games
January 17th - present
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About me:
I am about 63% water, and then the rest is comprised of equal parts cobra DNA, slugs, snails, puppy dog tails, and cold filtered 151 proof whole grain Awesome. But mostly water. I both have and am a Bachelor of Arts. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 and there's two things you can do about it: nothing, and like it.
"Engrish Bwudd", Man Man
Who I'd like to meet: A scientist. A crazy scientist, who's just been shot by a Nazi spy, and has to give this amazing suit of armor that allows it's wearer to fly and shoot lasers and see through walls and drive like the CPD to the first man he can find who is noble enough to swear by Odin's one eye he will fight for truth, justice, liberty and the inalienable rights of man. And then the scientist gives me the magic ring or suit of armor or Miraclo potion or whatever it was I said earlier (armor, I think) to me, and I defeat my wicked nemeses and retire to my Cave of Solemnity with my trusty sidekick, who is played by Kristin Bell, and we make out.
Well, it sounds as if though you are at home with the county fair, who am I to judge?
Well, now you have goals in life. What things to aspire to... How can my beer gut extend past my toes? Good luck with that one.
What a noble goal, forget the invention of electricity, the creation of the world’s wonders like the Taj, your personal goals and accomplishments outweigh those by a zillion!!
Oh excuse me and I am supposed to be afraid of someone whose name is Sean Michael? Seriously???? You should be a bad 80s pop star who is now all washed upa dn too busy playing county fairs to have an actual life. Oh did I mention you should weigh like 7,000 lbs and your beer gut would extend past any other part of your body???
This seemed appropriate, only because I am currently listening to "Elmo's Song" from my son, Marin's Sesame Street CD. I hope you have a really great birthday and upcoming year, Sean! TTYL!
I have not said hello in a while. I hope you have been doing well. I am attending a They Might Be Giants concert here in Kansas City in about 10 days. I owe my TMBG crush to you, my friend. You are the one who first introduced me to such excellence, I think back in like middle school. Anyway, just wanted to say hi. Take care! Vanessa
