ジョエル
Joelle Smart
There's a fine line between being enthusiastic and being obnoxious. I call that line Richard Simmons.

Female
16 years old
Ellensburg,
Madagascar



Last Login: 7/6/2009
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    ジョエル 's Interests
GeneralKnowledge Bowl/Apple Bowl/LifeSmarts, science, tennis, XC, facebook, acting, soccer, indoor soccer, futsal, taking pictures, speaking Nihongo, commenting people's pics, reading, doing crosswords and sudoku, jigsaw puzzles...


MusicThe Shins, Coldplay, Flight of the Conchords, Death Cab for Cutie, Weird Al, A Fine Frenzy, Brandi Carlile, Rilo Kiley, Tom Waits, Barenaked Ladies, Tripod, some Tenacious D, The Postal Service, Regina Spektor, many, many more. Check above.
MoviesAirplane!, Catch Me if You Can, The Gods Must Be Crazy, Being John Malkovich, Blades of Glory, Les Vacances de Monsieur Hulot, Little Miss Sunshine, Crash, La Cage aux Folles, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Burn After Reading, Life is Sweet, The Truman Show, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Life of Brian, Juno, parts of Tropic Thunder (haha), Get Smart, V for Vendetta, Jesus Camp
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BooksHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and all other books by Douglas Adams, all books and articles by Dave Barry, The Hypochondriac's Guide to Life. And Death, The Merck Manual, Principles of Internal Medicine, David Sedaris, The Darwin Awards, By the Side of the Road, Fractured English, The Onion, The World According to the Man in the Pub 2, Bill Bryson, Fahrenheit 451. I don't really like fictional books because it seems that almost every combination of plots, characters, and settings has been exhausted. I also don't care too much for classics, although Hemingway is pretty good.
HeroesEinstein, Hawking, all the Curies, Jane Goodall, Gandhi, Douglas Adams, my family and friends, this Reese guy, Stuart Larkin, Dave Barry, Mr. Johnson, etc.
Groups: Theoretical PhysicsThe Edge of KnowledgeChemistry ClubScience Nerds of AmericaBiochemistry & Molecular Biology CirclePsychologyParadoxes: Life's contradictionsScience Rules

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     ジョエル 's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Barnes & Noble
Body type:5' 5" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Diagnostician…I wish
Income:Less than $30,000

   ジョエル 's Schools
Central Washington University
Ellensburg,WA
Graduated: N/A
 
Current Courses:

2008 to Present
Ellensburg High School
Ellensburg,WA
Graduated: N/A
Clubs: Knowledge Bowl, Environmental Club, Peace Club
 

2006 to Present

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   ジョエル 's Blurbs
About me:
I used to have a really long description of myself on here, but I decided that my profile was cluttered enough as it was, so I filled out a survey that reveals my deepest thoughts.

ABOUT ME SURVEY
Name: Joelle
Birthday: Aug. 27, 92
Current location: Ellensburg
Hair color: Reddish-brown
Eye color: Bluish
Heritage: British, Norwegian, Swedish, Scottish, Irish, Welsh, French
Nickname(s): Uhh, Mizan calls me Jojo, lol.
FAVORITES
Season: Summer
Color: I like all colors. Although blue and green and orange are pretty cool.
CD: Viva la Vida
Movie: That's a hard one…
Day of the week: Friday
Number: 42
Animal: Jaguar
Car: Jaguar
Sport: Tennis
Food: I dunno
Restaurant: The Palace
Actor/Actress: Steve Carell
Holiday: My birthday
Ice cream: Oreo mint
Video game: Battlefield 1942, Lego Star Wars, Zelda, Tetris
Drink: Iced tea
Store: I don't care
Band: Coldplay
Vacation spot: Hawaii
What is your weakness?: Procrastination
What is your greatest fear?: Not being anything
Do you like indoors or outdoors better?: Outdoors
What is your favorite pastime?: Playing on the computer
Most missed memory?: Hawaii, Johns Hopkins
Biggest regret?: Not doing better in school
Someone you love?: Eh, family
Something you hate?: I have a whole list
What do you wish you could change about yourself?: My tendencies toward procrastination and being unmotivated. And my eyesight.
Most important quality in a friend?: Being funny
Most important quality in a boy/girl friend?: Humor/intelligence
Do you get along with your parents?: Eh
Do you want to go to college?: Definitely
Do you want to get married?: Eventually
Do you believe in yourself?: I believe in my existence, if that's what you mean
Favorite quote?: I have a lot of favorite quotes
Can you draw?: For sure
Can you cook?: Hah. You don't want me to.
Play an instrument?: Not really
Act?: Yeah
Sing?: I can when I want to
Shoot a gun?: Yup
Fight?: Sure
Drive?: Not legally. But, yes, I can.
What languages can you speak?: English & Nihongo
What is the hardest thing you've ever done?: I'm not sure
IDEAL GUY/GIRL
Hair color?: Don't care
Eye color?: Don't care Height?: Taller than I am
Weight?: Average
Style?: Huh?
Personality traits?: Funny, smart
Short or long hair?: Don't care
Good or bad guy/girl?: Good guy
Hot or cute?: Don't care
Muscular or really skinny?: Don't care. But not too much of either.
What first attracts you to a person?: Looks and intelligence and humor
Are looks the most important quality?: No, but they're important
Do you like men and women?: No, just men
Do you want someone older or younger than you?: Well, I don't want an old man, nor do I want a toddler. But within the two-three year range.
Which personality trait is most important?: Intelligence
THIS OR THAT
Hugs or kisses?: Hmm…
Friends or family?: I hate to say it, but…friends
Chocolate or vanilla?: Depends
Listen or talk?: Talk
Coffee or tea?: Tea
Kids or no kids?: I'm not sure
Night or day?: Depends
Rain or shine?: Shine


I have nothing better to do, so I will list all my least redeeming qualities: I am easily distracted, I am a poor student, I am kind of extremely obnoxious (that one really should come first on the list), I have a habit of correcting grammar, I make frequent references to medical conditions that are sometimes revolting, I talk too much, I am lazy, I notice things that most people would rather not notice, I procrastinate, I crack my knuckles, I spend too much time playing Trivial Pursuit with myself, I can be very sarcastic, I like to tease people, I hate idiots, hicks, narcissists, spooky people, fanboys/girls, the gum under desks and the people who put them there, family functions, writing essays, mornings, evenings, and butter. I am very closed about personal feelings, I am socially awkward, I have little patience, and I tend to make others uncomfortable. :^)

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Who I'd like to meet:
Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Marie Curie, Douglas Adams (R.I.P.), Dave Barry, Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P.), Samurai Jack, basically anyone intelligent and funny. Jesus, too. But not for a while.

Or maybe you are a mosquito, you certainly can't be human.

The highest pitched ultrasonic mosquito ringtone that I can hear is 21.1kHz
Find out which ultrasonic ringtones you can hear!

   


   


   


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ジョエル has 315 friends.
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ジョエル 's Friends Comments
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Aaron





Jun 3 2009 5:22 AM

It starts at 6:30
abigail!





May 31 2009 4:28 AM

thannkk youuu :))
abigail!





May 18 2009 2:31 AM

haha well fine!!!
suit yourself :DD
abigail!





May 18 2009 12:12 AM

hahaha alright joelle.
want his number then?? :D
abigail!





May 18 2009 12:05 AM

hahah nahhh.
hopefully he doesnt have one!
abigail!





May 17 2009 11:58 PM

hahaha oh geezzz.
fine thanks :)
but not how youre thinking...hahah.
Rykachu;





Mar 25 2009 4:44 AM

Uhh a concert my 8th grade year lol
Rykachu;





Mar 24 2009 6:08 PM

Yes ma'am it 'tis :)
hahah.
Lady Luna





Mar 21 2009 8:04 PM

I am doing pretty fantasticly at the moment! I'm glad everything is going good for you.

I almost didn't recognize you either ha. silly us.
Lady Luna





Mar 21 2009 10:07 AM

:D hey!
how are you doing? i havn't talked to you for a very long time! how are you?
(dakota)


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Mar 10 2009 11:25 PM

Timothy and I don't exactly have pictures together, haha.

I have pictures of him and pictures of Shyne and LeeAnn, but not with me.

(dakota)


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Mar 10 2009 4:02 AM

How old is your niece/nephew?
Timothy is the oldest, he's 12.

LeeAnn is the second oldest, shes 5.

and Shyne is the third oldest, he's 4.


What is his/her name?
Timothy. LeeAnn and Shyne.


How old your brother/sister?
Timothy and LeeAnn's dad is 28 and Shyne's dad is 25.


Are you the youngest?
Yeah.


Do you share a bond with your niece/nephew?
With Timothy yeah, but I don't get to see LeeAnn because she lives in Mississippi and Shyne lives in Tacoma.


Do you babysit?
Every now and then I'll babysit Timothy.


How often do you see them?
A few times a month for Timothy, for the other two almost never.


How did your family change after the baby came?
We all got a little bit closer.


Do you spoil your niece/nephew?
Haha, actually when I can I do.


Do you have to change the diapers?
I did, they're all out of diapers now.


*~LIZZIE~*





Mar 2 2009 6:04 AM

let me do your your hair and makeup i could totaly make you look diffrent. i had to do stuff like that at my old school lol
we will get you in
*~LIZZIE~*





Mar 2 2009 5:53 AM

i dontkow but if it is your wearing high heels, makeup and a wig and maybe a hat lol
*~LIZZIE~*





Mar 1 2009 8:34 AM

this Friday i will have a little get together at my house, will have pizza and hangout then go see watchmen that night do you want to come?
*~LIZZIE~*





Feb 28 2009 8:04 AM

hey whats up?
what are you up to this weekend
Kailie





Feb 27 2009 11:17 PM

You're welcome :)
Kailie





Feb 27 2009 1:46 AM

How old is your niece/nephew?
My nephews are 3, 2, and 3 months

What is his/her name?
Aiden, Junior, and Omar.

How old your brother/sister?
She's 27

Are you the youngest?
Yep

Do you share a bond with your niece/nephew?
Kind of

Do you babysit?
No, they live far away.

How often do you see them?
A few times a year, mainly on holidays.

How did your family change after the baby came?
I think the babys brought our family a little bit closer.

Do you spoil your niece/nephew?
Oh yes

Do you have to change the diapers?
Not usually

If there are any special stories you have with your niece/nephew, feel free to add them.

You don't have to answer any of these questions if you don't want to.

Thanks.
[[.Bebe.]]





Feb 16 2009 6:46 AM

lol of course :)
same here, just work. But im glad we got this 3 day weekend thing.

yeah your welcome :)
[[.Bebe.]]





Feb 16 2009 3:21 AM

Hey Joelle

Thanks fro the request stop by the page anytime :)

what have you been up to?
julia;





Feb 11 2009 6:32 AM

haha ok that black rat thing was kinda racist but i doubt i can put it in the paper haha.

thanks <3
julia;





Feb 11 2009 6:02 AM

heyyy.
ok so about knowledge bowl...

how have you guys done so far?

who's on the team?

who's leaving next year?

did you meet any goals this year?

what are some goals for next year?

and idk tell me absolutely anything else you think the public should know :D



aaand if you're interested,
you should do this schedule thing we're doing for our main feature.

just list out your day in a schedule manner,like,starting when you wake up.
like this.

6 AM - wake up.
8 AM- school

that was an example haha.
try and describe some of your most hectic days.

thanksss
julia;





Feb 10 2009 6:38 AM

i'm supposed to interview you about knowledge bowl and about this thing that we're doing in the paper about profiling students' daily lives as schedules.

haha i'll ask you the knowledge bowl questions tomorrow...
Garrett Sand


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Feb 2 2009 9:22 AM

I know I would, were it not for the cost involved and the fact that social conventions discourage it and I'd be too embarrassed.
Garrett Sand


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Feb 1 2009 10:58 PM

Ha, yeah, taaz is insane.
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